Wish I Had A Clue

Obsessive fangirl and Wanna-be author Cancer☀️, Pisces🌙 Kpop & Books Literal trash

[triquetrine]

andrew minyard is the kind of person who is an insanely talented singer, like possessing the voice of an angel, but will not use it for good. no. he will not serenade you with “what a wonderful world” or some other nice song like that. the foxes will be begging him to sing something because neil keeps on talking about it and they’re like 99% sure now he’s just making shit up and they need to know the truth. they need to know. andrew pauses, then nods, and everyone is so happy, until he opens his mouth and “SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL M-” 

[be4utifu1mind]

Guys! I made a quiz 🥺

Which Exy Position Would You Play?

What position would you play in the sport, Exy, from "All For the Game?" ART IS NOT MINE

[cityoffeelsandtears]

backliner, I would say that’s accurate lol

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[brightb-vt]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[protectwoc]

Male victims are REAL

[wokesmalltownprincess]

Protecting our sons

[darkveryhumanteacher]

I SHALL NEVER STOP REBLOGING THIS WHEN I SEE IT.

[drstrangefangirl8900-deactivate]

Never gonna stop

[its-elvis-innit]

ALL GENDERS CAN FALL VICTIM TO RAPE

[smolanxiouscatvoid]

^^^^^

[anonknown-deactivated20230720]

On the Foxes having a PowerPoint night…

I just think it’s a funny idea…

Keep reading

[declanismos]

Remember when Kevin Day said [i’m going to be the deadliest piece on the board] and [fuck him, fuck all of them. waste of time to be angry. they should be afraid] and when he [riko reached for neil, but kevin caught his arm to stop him] and when he said [if i am breathing, i can play. this is my game too] and [my father comes to all of my games. that is enough] and we can’t forget when he said [did you know i’ve never been skiing? i’ll like to try it one day, though] and [tell the ravens to be ready for us, would you? we’re already ready for them] and later he [after staring at his reflection for an age he lifted his hand and covered his tattoo on the glass] and when he [the smile that finally slipped free and curved his lips was hungry] and lastly when he [kevin slid a cool look riko’s way and answered. riko twisted his gloved hands around his stick like he was imagining breaking kevin’s neck. pissing riko off right before such an important match was as stupid as it was exhilarating] and then he [kevin tapped the butt of his racquet against the floor and passed his stick to his other hand. he stroked to half-court head high and left-handed and the crowd went wild] and finally he [ten-nine, foxes’ favor—kevin had scored in the last two seconds of the game]

[caffeinanity]

Neil: remember me telling i usually dont understand what im thinking and feeling?

Neil: well, i hired a Neil Specialist

Matt: ...you hired Andrew

Andrew at Neil: you are hungry and hate being here

Neil, nodding in awe: he is really good

[knox-knocks]

nicky: hey neil, what’s your body count?

neil: five. technically six but i don’t count one of them

andrew: he means how many people you’ve slept with

neil: oh. one

nicky: what did you...

neil:

nicky: neil??

[imstupidremember]

dan: don’t overreact

neil, already planning his next identity: i’m not

[triquetrine]

the foxes + airports

they go through a lot of airports together for matches, reunion trips, etc etc

airports are a lawless land and the foxes contribute to the vibe wholeheartedly

some guy at TSA: “hey aren’t you that one southern goalie that everyone loves so much?”

andrew, literally carrying a racket and very obviously traveling with the team: “i’ve never played a sport in my whole life”

whenever they stand at the arrivals/departures screens kevin tries to flex how much he’s traveled by casually rattling off all the full names of the airports

“IAH? that’s george bush intercontinen-” “OKAY MR. WORLDWIDE WE GET IT YOU’VE BEEN EVERYWHERE WE GET IT SO HAS NEIL BUT YOU DON’T SEE HIM GIVING US A RUNDOWN!!!”

neil: “to be fair, that was out of necessity, and i was ‘neil’ in like only 3 of these places” 

matt fluctuates between napping the moment they sit down and trying to drag his friends along to wander around the nearby shops and restaurants

but usually he acts as the base of a cuddle pile, because according to everyone his muscles are “the perfect firmness” and pillows simply fall short sometimes

dan always get his right shoulder though, it’s just the law

renee is 1000% that one super super nice stranger you start a random conversation with and it leaves you in a great mood for the rest of your journey

weeks pass and she’s still texting this person and now may or may not be invited to their wedding

wymack: “stop talking to strangers” 

andrew: “i don’t know any of you people, and yet here i am”

allison always looks flawless. it’s ridiculous. she’s strutting through crowds of harried travelers and they’re all turning their heads to look at her because is she a hallucination?? is this leggy blonde with the jacked arms and burberry scarf the result of my redeye flight???

it’s 4:30am and first thing nicky does is get a venti iced latte and a mcmuffin and nobody else can look at him because it’s too early for food and it’s grossing them out

he and andrew also once deliriously split an ice cream sundae at 11pm on a friday night before their flight home and after a match and kevin was bothered, to say the least

aaron, without fail, calls katelyn every time they’ve settled down at the gate if the vixens aren’t coming with them

dan has made a whole compilation of sneaky videos she’s taken of him grinning like an idiot and standing by the glass, watching the airplanes take off

matt: “well we all know who failed no simp september this year” 

aaron: “are you jealous i’m a bigger simp than you” 

matt: “hEY-”

(simp is a joke for them they all drink respect women juice and get into regular competitions over who loves their s.o. more)

neil falls asleep in the most uncomfortable positions/places all the time, but once he’s out he’s out and no one has the heart to wake him up

he’s literally on top of the luggage and they really have to go and the foxes are all shoving each other to be the one who has to interrupt his precious sleep

eventually wymack ends up carrying neil and he wakes up as they’re walking down the bridge into the airplane

neil, patting wymack on the cheek before hopping down: “thanks coach” 

there’s this one time when allison got hit on at the gate and it is a story that the team gleefully recounts to whoever will listen

some guy: “i wanna go where you’re going ;)”

allison, smiling: “hell?” 

*renee spits out her tea, everyone else is choking, nicky screams*

dan always does headcounts to make sure they have everyone and andrew, just to be a little shit, will say “you miscounted there’s only 8″ just to freak her out

kevin and neil get into a shouting match in french and this little old french lady is walking by and she looks so scandalized

“it wasn’t that bad” “neil she said ‘MON DIEU!’”

their flight back to south carolina gets delayed by a few hours and the foxes have nothing to do

so naturally they put a ball on the ground in a relatively empty area and use their rackets like hockey sticks to pass it back and forth

they get way too into it

wymack makes them stop because they’re starting to cause a scene with all the “YOU BASTARD” and “HAND-EYE COORDINATION WHO?” and “MY MOTHER COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT AND SHE’S DEAD!!” 

“who said that?” “neil, kevin, or the twins take your pick”

renee and andrew disappear to a souvenir shop and they come back with matching friendship bracelets for everyone

aaron: “i’m not wearing that” 

renee: “that’s okay-” 

aaron: “no tie it on for me right now” 

at first, the foxes have this weird thing about their luggage where everyone always wants to be carrying their own suitcase and duffel bag

but eventually when they get closer and trust each other, they start just grabbing things they recognize

neil gets dan’s suitcase and she’s waiting for him to grab his duffel bag, too, but he tells her he can take it

it’s the first time he lets someone and that’s how dan ends up lowkey tearing up in the middle of an airport because he’s come so far 

[triquetrine]

the foxes + getting invited on a tv baking competition for charity (yes this was inspired by gbbo yes there is no reality in which this would even happen and yes i decided to make one)

the way the show works is each of the foxes picked a charity to represent, and the audience can donate to any of them while watching through a link

but the winner will also be given $10,000 for their specific organization at the end

all the foxes get their own work station, and they are not allowed to sabotage/otherwise interfere with each other but they may help/encourage if they so choose

their challenge is: make an elaborate three-tiered cake with at least three different flavors, and it has to be exy themed

the cameras float around to get comments from the foxes as they start getting to work

people that are here to have fun and maybe win: nicky, renee, matt

people who are here to win: allison, kevin, aaron, dan

people who are just here: neil, andrew

neil, immediately: “i am, as the kids say, lost in the sauce” 

kevin feels the same but he’d never admit that out loud so he’s just frowning down at the hyper organized 10-page packet he prepared with the recipe and incredibly detailed diagrams

allison is running around in sky high stilettos and somehow making it work

the cameras keep on zooming in on them because it’s just so impressive and she bends down to look into the lens and say “i know they’re nice (they’re jimmy choo) but you know what’s nicer? my caramel buttercream” 

the producers ask nicky how he’s planning to capture the exy theme

“my first thought was my flavors should be blood, sweat, and tears but that, like, won’t taste good at all” 

renee is totally in her element, humming a little to herself and gently encouraging her friends while they lose their minds

she’s describing her cake with great detail and all matt has to say about his is “it’s gonna be sweet, i guess” 

dan and matt keep on helping each other even though they kinda shouldn’t be and they know they shouldn’t be but it’s literally just such a reflex for them at this point in their relationship

matt stretches out on his stomach on the ground by the oven, ankles crossed, singing “please bake well please bake well please-” “babe you have decorations to make” “oh wait you’re so right”

kevin, to the cameras: “dan just let matt borrow her vanilla extract, they should be disqualified” *five seconds later* “neil can i have that spoon-” 

neil: “no <3” 

aaron is a 5 foot tall ball of stress and competitiveness and he is whisking up a meringue like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do

what is andrew doing during all of this? reading his recipe, following it, doing what you do when you make a cake, completely ignoring everyone else but also antagonizing them as much as possible

andrew, with sarcasm: “you can do it, aaron!” 

aaron, with spite: “i cannot do it, thanks”

*neil stares into the camera*

nicky burns the top layer of one of his cakes but he can’t find his knife so he panics and that’s how he ends up trying to saw through it with scissors while matt guides him even though he literally has a knife

it’s….not a very even slice

(andrew snatched nicky’s knife while he was walking to the fridge, no one noticed)

dan is making an exy helmet out of rice krispy treats because “that’s how they do it on cake boss” 

neil has very fine motor skills and very steady hands so he’s piping icing like he’s been doing it his whole life and everyone is so jealous

allison burns her finger trying to make ganache and renee drops everything to go check on her and make sure she’s okay and they’re being so cute and disgustingly in love

andrew, slapping globs of frosting all over his cake: “losers” 

neil, cuts his finger while shaping fondant: “ow” 

andrew, teleporting over: “you IDIOT-”

matt tells kevin his cake is burning even though all his cakes are out of the oven and currently being assembled but he still freaks out anyways

the five minute warning is given and several people scream at the exact same time for the same amount of time

aaron: “we have to stop spending time with each other” 

all of the foxes manage to finish a cake (or something resembling one) and present it to the judges

people whose cakes taste and look good: renee, andrew, aaron

people whose cakes look good: allison, neil, kevin

people whose cakes taste good: matt, dan

people whose cakes are neither: nicky (he tried his best)

renee designed her cake so that all the layers have been covered in a super artsy collage of rackets, jerseys, helmets, and PSU foxes flags, so she wins

the producers decide to include some “candid footage” as the credits are rolling, and it’s all the foxes trying each other’s cakes before the crew cleans up

andrew takes tiny bites of everyone’s, but when he gets to renee’s he cuts a fat slice and she smiles at him

matt tries neil’s and he LOVES it and the cameras zoom in on matt gushing over it while neil beams up at him all proud and happy

[c-c2224]

Aaron: can you do me a favour?

Andrew: I have literally killed for you

Aaron: Alright, well, can you do the dishes?

Andrew: no

[triquetrine]

domestic andreil

andrew adopted sir and king when it was still just him in the apartment, but when neil moves in, they very quickly become attached

so attached, in fact, that neil is both flattered and really weirded out because he never grew up around animals aside from strays that would just lurk in the same alleyways

occasionally andrew hears him saying things like “king, i do not like an audience while i am trying to pee, but you may wait outside” or “sir! sir! it’s fine! i’m just getting my water! i swear i’ll keep petting you right after just give me 2 seconds-”

andrew is an infinitely better cook than neil and neil kinda loves it?? their only memories of homecooked meals are tainted for obvious reasons and it’s so nice being able to make new ones

they try out recipes together and learn as they go and sometimes they skype with the other foxes while they cook

(also andrew makes a KILLER lasagna)

grocery shopping together is their ~thing~

andrew knows whenever neil’s really closely inspecting something that he’s never had it before, and he usually plucks it out of his hand to put in the cart without a word

neil “tries” to stop him from buying an ungodly amount of sweets

they are coupon fiends partly to save money but partly because it’s just really fun for some reason?? it’s also a good way to try new foods because they happen to be on sale or included in a buy 1 get 1 free

THEY GO TO THE FARMERS’ MARKET EVERY SUNDAY

neil loves fruit and supporting local businesses so they become regulars and all the vendors know them by name and everything

the sports paparazzi try springing up to catch pda but like……all they see is neil engaging in enthusiastic conversation about the current season of pears while andrew buys a caramel apple for some random child

neither of them are the decorating type, but the apartment is filled with framed photographs of their friends and travels

their psu jerseys are both framed and hang side by side <3

neil frequently just stares at the photos for nostalgia but also because “hey do you remember that gelato store on campus?” or “i miss nicky’s laugh” or “wymack isn’t even trying to look upset here” 

and andrew will say something like “you can still hear nicky laugh over the phone” or “we have ice cream in the fridge”, but neil catches him staring at the photos a lot, too

they routinely do housekeeping and people always marvel at how neat and tidy their house is

neil just really likes vacuuming what can he say

their sleeping arrangements change from moment to moment, but 99% of the time neil is the little spoon, because some days he still feels like he needs something at his back and what better thing than andrew?

andrew monologues to the cats a lot and they will literally just sit there, tails flicking, and listen

“four cloves of garlic or five?” *silence* “you’re absolutely right king, it’s five” 

“this frame doesn’t look straight” *meow* “no, sir, i’m not gonna move it to the left, what do you know about hanging pictures-” 

“if one of you bastards doesn’t come sit on my lap right now i am going to simply perish from the cold–not you, neil” “am i not a bastard” “you are an attitude problem with two legs, the cats are bastards”

matt is so convinced the cats are either a) capable of fully understanding human speech but don’t have the mouth biology to talk back or b) humans that were turned into cats and are begging for someone to save them

neil: “we buy them ass expensive wet food, they’re fine” 

they watch a lot of foreign films because of neil’s thing for learning languages and because of andrew’s memory he starts learning them, too

this is how they start speaking to each other in a mashup of english, german, russian, mandarin, and spanish

it sounds like they’ve made up their own language

there’s a little old lady that lives next door to them and they make sure to bring her food every week or so and just have a chat

she’s started watching exy because of them and is both very proud but very fretful for the state of their brains and bones

her name is blanche

her grandchildren are massive exy fans and they visit one day and see she has limited edition minyard and josten jerseys and they’re SIGNED????

“oh they’re just gifts from my neighbors, such nice boys” 

[incorrectaftg]

[hands you these] part 66

[sartagos]

Rhys has a Scottish accent change my mind

And the king of Hybern has an Irish accent.

Hibernia is the original Latin name for Ireland and seems to be the inspiration for hibern.

This is further supported by the fact that on the map Hibern is a smaller island to the left of Prythian, pretty similar to the relationship between the UK and Ireland.

The night court is at the very top of Prythian, where Scotland would be relative to England.

I really don’t think this is just a coincidence…

Bonus: this would also give Tarquin and maybe Tamlin a welsh accent

Hello Feyre Darling *in a Scottish accent*

[acomaflove]

If Cassian started a fight with Eris (Autumn Court)

[acomaflove]

Me, reading a Sarah J. Maas book: I wonder if the main love interest will be a tattoed warrior with a stand-offish attitude but a heart of gold?

Sarah J. Maas EVERY SINGLE TIME:

[vexedeclan]

we don’t talk enough about Wymack telling neil he’s relieved that he still wants to be neil josten because he’d have a hell of a time fitting wesninski on a jersey , like are u kidding me ???? Kid just got tortured and wymacks out her cracking dad jokes?? Legend