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skateboarding, getting stoned and petting dogs   "By 2050, the ocean will contain more plastic by weight than fish."

[velvetys]

Some of you never committed alchemys greatest taboo and it shows

[mesopelagic]

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

Preferred pronouns?

dont talk about me

[jaffasandcake]

one of my favourite things on the internet 

[jaffasandcake]

by not taking the lids off of bottles when you throw them away you are creating more landfill. Bottles that aren’t recycled and have their lids left on don’t get compacted when they’re in with all the trash and something crazy like 1/5 of landfill is just air because of this reason (a fact my dad told me, he works for the environment agency). By taking the lids off of your bottles when you chuck them in a bin you can save the planet that bit quicker.

[goldnpoc]

Bitch you not honest you just rude

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[growlandpounce]

Mob psychology used for cuteness

[thenathanzed]

[saltrat88]

[tomroughneck]

Meanwhile in Russia

[inzertbreaks]

annyi.

[marcommarco]

gente decisa

[captain-price-official]

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

[enrique262]

Russians cannot into chill.

[ravldazle]

This is what I call a satisfying video

[knighterrante]

@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

[kittoforos]

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you

speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?

speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.

speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.

speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.

speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there

speaker 2: What the heck

speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow

speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!

speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!

speaker 2: I’m filming!

speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!

speaker 2: Guys, calm down!

[the reckoning arrives]

speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]

speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

[hroethvitnir]

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

[babyanimalgifs]

[mormonchannel]

It is seldom the Lord will do something for us that we can do ourselves.

L. Tom Perry (via mormonchannel)

[bonglife420]

*smells weed in the air* *looks around like there's a disturbance in the force*

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

rly fucked up that serotonin is DLC

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

EA designed my brain

[lsleofskye]

Swiss Alps | doeeme

[weloveshortvideos]

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

[fataleflare]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

[parasitickittens]

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

[cityofharran]

[marcel-white]