[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[gaarrus]

mood whenever another online multiplayer game comes out instead of a story-driven single player game

[gaarrus]

still the biggest mood

[thebootydiaries]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[celebooty]

blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics

[sansgod]

[funnyjoke]

[meanplastic]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[ruinedchildhood]

[clankrnernes]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

i also think intelligence is way too glorified and its seen as like the pinnacle of human worth when traits like compassion and goodness factor way more into our actual decisions+interactions

[anxietyproblem]

[pancakeke]

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

I think this is new, but apparently twitter assigns you a gender now if you don’t pick one.

[tumblunni]

EWW WHAT THE FUCK

[jethroq]

Assigned Male At Twitter

[antiandrogen]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[mooglemain]