Cj Hook!

She/her | 13 AHOY!!! | Roleplay acc

[cjh00k]

Calista Jane (CJ) Hook

She/Her

This is a roleplay account! I’m fine with most roleplay plots or so and I am open to rp in DM’S! Main acc is @aiodenhunt, and I use any prns really!

[firstmate-firstdate]

I'm revolting against my father. @cjh00k, you with me?

@sh-ttyseas

[cjh00k]

OH OF COURSE I AM!!!!!

[cjh00k]

@morgieserpentine is this you?

[morgieserpentine]

idk… it could be me… :3

[cjh00k]

well, you’re the silliest of them all then ^^!

[cjh00k]

@morgieserpentine is this you?

[cjh00k]

[faybibbidi]

GETTING MARRIED AGAIN- :D

To the love of my life, @thousandthorns and maybe @had3zz , not sure yet-

@rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @charmingisdebatable , @charmingisdebatable , @z3ll13 , my husband's :D love you! @sh-ttyseas / @jupiterisaroace and @morgieserpentine , my ex-wife and her girlfriend 🙄🙄 @watchthemfleeee and @princess-of-hearts , and @morgieserpentine

And my step children:D @cjh00k and @firstmate-firstdate

[cjh00k]

This time I promise to not attempt to crash the wedding >;D

[faybibbidi]

How have I gotten married to four people in one day? - turns into a nervous puddle - ;-;

[cjh00k]

That just means you're loved by a lot of people ^^(?

[rebelmenaceonegirlriot]

idrc who marries who as long as im the gay emo cousin 😃👍

[cjh00k]

welcome to the club, you can also attempt to crash weddings for the sillies :D

[rebelmenaceonegirlriot]

idrc who marries who as long as im the gay emo cousin 😃👍

[faybibbidi]

GETTING MARRIED AGAIN- :D

To the love of my life, @thousandthorns and maybe @had3zz , not sure yet-

@rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @charmingisdebatable , @charmingisdebatable , @z3ll13 , my husband's :D love you! @sh-ttyseas / @jupiterisaroace and @morgieserpentine , my ex-wife and her girlfriend 🙄🙄 @watchthemfleeee and @princess-of-hearts , and @morgieserpentine

And my step children:D @cjh00k and @firstmate-firstdate

[cjh00k]

This time I promise to not attempt to crash the wedding >;D

[thebenflorian]

Me and Mal hanging out

[cjh00k]

Malsie be looking kinda weird and stiff nowadays

[faybibbidi]

How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D

@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts

[cjh00k]

Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!

-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-

No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.

[faybibbidi]

Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?

[morgieserpentine]

I’m tied up-

[faybibbidi]

Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?

[morgieserpentine]

oh yeah!

[cjh00k]

-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy

[faybibbidi]

D: - watches in horror -

[cjh00k]

Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee

[morgieserpentine]

*banging sounds in the box*

[cjh00k]

Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped

[morgieserpentine]

*banging gets louder*

*box splinters into pieces*

[cjh00k]

Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.

-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.

[morgieserpentine]

[cjh00k]

-BARELY DODGES THE FIRE- HEY!! IM STILL YOUR HUSBAND’S DAUGHTER!

[morgieserpentine]

OH- *stops attacking*

How am I supposed to stop you then?

[cjh00k]

UHHHH

That’s a great question! Idk man I don’t want to kill you kill you. I’m just trying to attract Hook y’know? Do whatever just don’t turn me into rotisserie fish ;-;?

[morgieserpentine]

Ah! I know!

You’re grounded >:(

[cjh00k]

bwaaaaa look how I cry /sarcasm/

[morgieserpentine]

don’t you give me that sass young lady

Hook is your father but so am I >:(

You

Are

Grounded

[cjh00k]

Come oonnn it was just a prank! Something silly! It's hook's fault after all!

[morgieserpentine]

*stomps front legs on either side of you menacingly, heat pouring out of my throat in front of your face*

CJ….

[cjh00k]

plssssss /Imagine the cj sad rat meme here/

[faybibbidi]

How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D

@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts

[cjh00k]

Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!

-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-

No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.

[faybibbidi]

Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?

[morgieserpentine]

I’m tied up-

[faybibbidi]

Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?

[cjh00k]

Eh, even if he did I could just. Pick him up and put him in a box, really! Please don’t try to struggle, let your dearest husband come and get you

[faybibbidi]

Technically he's also my husband-

[cjh00k]

The other husband, the pirate one, fay.

[faybibbidi]

Why don't you just call your dad, you don't have to kidnap Morgie and I, sweetie?

[cjh00k]

He just tried to strangle me so I don’t think that’s really a choice, but I appreciate the thoughts!

[faybibbidi]

I- - stunned -

[cjh00k]

I ain’t just kidnapping people for the sake of it -_- I have my reasons!

[faybibbidi]

Well your dad used to kidnap people for the fun of it?

[cjh00k]

Ehhh most of the times it was just to try to kill the P-word boy. I don’t have to be like my father \_(-_-)_/

[faybibbidi]

Your kind of like his little mini me?

[cjh00k]

Mehhh that’s Harry! He’s as… lovely as dad, I wouldn’t try to kill my own daughter though, but oh well

[faybibbidi]

So you promise not to make us walk the plank?

[cjh00k]

I said daughter not step-mother, can’t promise anything :D!

[faybibbidi]

;-; what about your step dad?

[cjh00k]

No promiseeeees :3!!!!

[faybibbidi]

- screams -

[cjh00k]

SOMEBODY SAVE HEEEER

Come on! You need to be louder!

[faybibbidi]

You are a petty villain.

[cjh00k]

So is my dad welcome to the family :3!

[faybibbidi]

Your just like your dad! :D

[cjh00k]

I’m flattered!!

[faybibbidi]

But I thought you didn't want to be like your dad?

[cjh00k]

Kinda :3!

[faybibbidi]

Maybe I can get your dad to be nicer to you?

[cjh00k]

Girl if he isn’t coming to rescue you I don’t think you can fix him, but you can try😭

[faybibbidi]

Um- true!

[cjh00k]

I am even tired of waiting myself, Maybe a little bit of tension could make him come faster? The plank, maybe?

[faybibbidi]

- screams -

[cjh00k]

pls divorce your husband he is taking a good while, you deserve better fairy stepmother

[faybibbidi]

@sh-ttyseas / @jupiterisaroace your walking the plank once I get out of here >- >

[faybibbidi]

How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D

@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts

[cjh00k]

Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!

-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-

No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.

[faybibbidi]

Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?

[morgieserpentine]

I’m tied up-

[faybibbidi]

Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?

[morgieserpentine]

oh yeah!

[cjh00k]

-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy

[faybibbidi]

D: - watches in horror -

[cjh00k]

Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee

[morgieserpentine]

*banging sounds in the box*

[cjh00k]

Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped

[morgieserpentine]

*banging gets louder*

*box splinters into pieces*

[cjh00k]

Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.

-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.

[morgieserpentine]

[watchthemfleeee]

*excitedly watching, calls out:* YOU'RE DOING GREAT BABE!

[faybibbidi]

Uliana!

[watchthemfleeee]

what?!

[faybibbidi]

Do something!?

[watchthemfleeee]

i'm supporting my boyfriend in his time of need, is that not enough fay?

all you ever want is more, more, MORE!

[faybibbidi]

Never mind Uliana, because I guess I'm supposed to do everything for you!

[watchthemfleeee]

oh, as if! i've been your babysitter for months now.

[faybibbidi]

And before the accident guess who was taking care of you me!

[watchthemfleeee]

YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING BEFORE THE ACCIDENT?!?!? WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING?!

[faybibbidi]

I REMEMBER OUR WEDDING AND HONEYMOON AND I WAS TAKING CARE OF YOU!?!

[watchthemfleeee]

YEA???!! YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF ME WHEN YOU STARTED CRYING WHEN I TOLD YOU YOU NEEDED TO RELAX ON OUR HONEYMOON?!

[faybibbidi]

YOU SEEM TO LOVE TALKING ABOUT THE PAST!

[watchthemfleeee]

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS BRINGING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

[faybibbidi]

AND YOU KEEP IT GOING! I SWEAR ITS LIKE WERE STILL MARRIED!?

[watchthemfleeee]

WELL WE HAVEN'T FUCKING FINALIZED IT YET, SO WE ARE STILL MARRIED HUH?!?!??

[faybibbidi]

I GUESS WE ARE ARENT WE! MY LOVE!?

[watchthemfleeee]

DON'T CALL ME THAT.

[faybibbidi]

WHATEVER YOU SAY DEAREST SPOUSE!

[watchthemfleeee]

*wraps her tentacle around fay's neck quickly, tightening her grip*

[faybibbidi]

Are you back to tying me up like the chair incident?

[cjh00k]

Fay do ya need help? I mean if Hook isn't coming I might as well help you break free from some other person who takes you hostage

[faybibbidi]

How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D

@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts

[cjh00k]

Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!

-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-

No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.

[faybibbidi]

Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?

[morgieserpentine]

I’m tied up-

[faybibbidi]

Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?

[morgieserpentine]

oh yeah!

[cjh00k]

-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy

[faybibbidi]

D: - watches in horror -

[cjh00k]

Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee

[morgieserpentine]

*banging sounds in the box*

[cjh00k]

Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped

[morgieserpentine]

*banging gets louder*

*box splinters into pieces*

[cjh00k]

Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.

-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.

[morgieserpentine]

[cjh00k]

-BARELY DODGES THE FIRE- HEY!! IM STILL YOUR HUSBAND’S DAUGHTER!

[morgieserpentine]

OH- *stops attacking*

How am I supposed to stop you then?

[cjh00k]

UHHHH

That’s a great question! Idk man I don’t want to kill you kill you. I’m just trying to attract Hook y’know? Do whatever just don’t turn me into rotisserie fish ;-;?

[morgieserpentine]

Ah! I know!

You’re grounded >:(

[cjh00k]

bwaaaaa look how I cry /sarcasm/

[morgieserpentine]

don’t you give me that sass young lady

Hook is your father but so am I >:(

You

Are

Grounded

[cjh00k]

Come oonnn it was just a prank! Something silly! It's hook's fault after all!

[faybibbidi]

How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D

@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts

[cjh00k]

Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!

-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-

No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.

[faybibbidi]

Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?

[morgieserpentine]

I’m tied up-

[faybibbidi]

Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?

[cjh00k]

Eh, even if he did I could just. Pick him up and put him in a box, really! Please don’t try to struggle, let your dearest husband come and get you

[faybibbidi]

Technically he's also my husband-

[cjh00k]

The other husband, the pirate one, fay.

[faybibbidi]

Why don't you just call your dad, you don't have to kidnap Morgie and I, sweetie?

[cjh00k]

He just tried to strangle me so I don’t think that’s really a choice, but I appreciate the thoughts!

[faybibbidi]

I- - stunned -

[cjh00k]

I ain’t just kidnapping people for the sake of it -_- I have my reasons!

[faybibbidi]

Well your dad used to kidnap people for the fun of it?

[cjh00k]

Ehhh most of the times it was just to try to kill the P-word boy. I don’t have to be like my father \_(-_-)_/

[faybibbidi]

Your kind of like his little mini me?

[cjh00k]

Mehhh that’s Harry! He’s as… lovely as dad, I wouldn’t try to kill my own daughter though, but oh well

[faybibbidi]

So you promise not to make us walk the plank?

[cjh00k]

I said daughter not step-mother, can’t promise anything :D!

[faybibbidi]

;-; what about your step dad?

[cjh00k]

No promiseeeees :3!!!!

[faybibbidi]

- screams -

[cjh00k]

SOMEBODY SAVE HEEEER

Come on! You need to be louder!

[faybibbidi]

You are a petty villain.

[cjh00k]

So is my dad welcome to the family :3!

[faybibbidi]

Your just like your dad! :D

[cjh00k]

I’m flattered!!

[faybibbidi]

But I thought you didn't want to be like your dad?

[cjh00k]

Kinda :3!

[faybibbidi]

Maybe I can get your dad to be nicer to you?

[cjh00k]

Girl if he isn’t coming to rescue you I don’t think you can fix him, but you can try😭

[faybibbidi]

Um- true!

[cjh00k]

I am even tired of waiting myself, Maybe a little bit of tension could make him come faster? The plank, maybe?

[faybibbidi]

- screams -

[cjh00k]

pls divorce your husband he is taking a good while, you deserve better fairy stepmother

[faybibbidi]

How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D

@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts

[cjh00k]

Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!

-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-

No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.

[faybibbidi]

Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?

[morgieserpentine]

I’m tied up-

[faybibbidi]

Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?

[morgieserpentine]

oh yeah!

[cjh00k]

-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy

[faybibbidi]

D: - watches in horror -

[cjh00k]

Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee

[morgieserpentine]

*banging sounds in the box*

[cjh00k]

Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped

[morgieserpentine]

*banging gets louder*

*box splinters into pieces*

[cjh00k]

Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.

-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.

[morgieserpentine]

[cjh00k]

-BARELY DODGES THE FIRE- HEY!! IM STILL YOUR HUSBAND’S DAUGHTER!

[morgieserpentine]

OH- *stops attacking*

How am I supposed to stop you then?

[cjh00k]

UHHHH

That’s a great question! Idk man I don’t want to kill you kill you. I’m just trying to attract Hook y’know? Do whatever just don’t turn me into rotisserie fish ;-;?

[morgieserpentine]

Ah! I know!

You’re grounded >:(

[cjh00k]

bwaaaaa look how I cry /sarcasm/

[faybibbidi]

How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D

@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts

[cjh00k]

Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!

-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-

No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.

[faybibbidi]

Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?

[morgieserpentine]

I’m tied up-

[faybibbidi]

Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?

[morgieserpentine]

oh yeah!

[cjh00k]

-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy

[faybibbidi]

D: - watches in horror -

[cjh00k]

Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee

[morgieserpentine]

*banging sounds in the box*

[cjh00k]

Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped

[morgieserpentine]

*banging gets louder*

*box splinters into pieces*

[cjh00k]

Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.

-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.

[morgieserpentine]

[cjh00k]

-BARELY DODGES THE FIRE- HEY!! IM STILL YOUR HUSBAND’S DAUGHTER!

[morgieserpentine]

OH- *stops attacking*

How am I supposed to stop you then?

[cjh00k]

UHHHH

That’s a great question! Idk man I don’t want to kill you kill you. I’m just trying to attract Hook y’know? Do whatever just don’t turn me into rotisserie fish ;-;?