Calista Jane (CJ) Hook
She/Her
This is a roleplay account! I’m fine with most roleplay plots or so and I am open to rp in DM’S! Main acc is @aiodenhunt, and I use any prns really!
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@cjh00k
Calista Jane (CJ) Hook
She/Her
This is a roleplay account! I’m fine with most roleplay plots or so and I am open to rp in DM’S! Main acc is @aiodenhunt, and I use any prns really!
I'm revolting against my father. @cjh00k, you with me?
@sh-ttyseas
OH OF COURSE I AM!!!!!
@morgieserpentine is this you?
idk… it could be me… :3
well, you’re the silliest of them all then ^^!
@morgieserpentine is this you?
GETTING MARRIED AGAIN- :D
To the love of my life, @thousandthorns and maybe @had3zz , not sure yet-
@rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @charmingisdebatable , @charmingisdebatable , @z3ll13 , my husband's :D love you! @sh-ttyseas / @jupiterisaroace and @morgieserpentine , my ex-wife and her girlfriend 🙄🙄 @watchthemfleeee and @princess-of-hearts , and @morgieserpentine
And my step children:D @cjh00k and @firstmate-firstdate
This time I promise to not attempt to crash the wedding >;D
How have I gotten married to four people in one day? - turns into a nervous puddle - ;-;
That just means you're loved by a lot of people ^^(?
idrc who marries who as long as im the gay emo cousin 😃👍
welcome to the club, you can also attempt to crash weddings for the sillies :D
idrc who marries who as long as im the gay emo cousin 😃👍
GETTING MARRIED AGAIN- :D
To the love of my life, @thousandthorns and maybe @had3zz , not sure yet-
@rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @charmingisdebatable , @charmingisdebatable , @z3ll13 , my husband's :D love you! @sh-ttyseas / @jupiterisaroace and @morgieserpentine , my ex-wife and her girlfriend 🙄🙄 @watchthemfleeee and @princess-of-hearts , and @morgieserpentine
And my step children:D @cjh00k and @firstmate-firstdate
This time I promise to not attempt to crash the wedding >;D
Me and Mal hanging out
Malsie be looking kinda weird and stiff nowadays
How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D
@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts
Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!
-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-
No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.
Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?
I’m tied up-
Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?
oh yeah!
-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy
D: - watches in horror -
Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee
*banging sounds in the box*
Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped
*banging gets louder*
*box splinters into pieces*
Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.
-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.
-BARELY DODGES THE FIRE- HEY!! IM STILL YOUR HUSBAND’S DAUGHTER!
OH- *stops attacking*
How am I supposed to stop you then?
UHHHH
That’s a great question! Idk man I don’t want to kill you kill you. I’m just trying to attract Hook y’know? Do whatever just don’t turn me into rotisserie fish ;-;?
Ah! I know!
You’re grounded >:(
bwaaaaa look how I cry /sarcasm/
don’t you give me that sass young lady
Hook is your father but so am I >:(
You
Are
Grounded
Come oonnn it was just a prank! Something silly! It's hook's fault after all!
*stomps front legs on either side of you menacingly, heat pouring out of my throat in front of your face*
CJ….
plssssss /Imagine the cj sad rat meme here/
How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D
@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts
Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!
-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-
No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.
Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?
I’m tied up-
Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?
Eh, even if he did I could just. Pick him up and put him in a box, really! Please don’t try to struggle, let your dearest husband come and get you
Technically he's also my husband-
The other husband, the pirate one, fay.
Why don't you just call your dad, you don't have to kidnap Morgie and I, sweetie?
He just tried to strangle me so I don’t think that’s really a choice, but I appreciate the thoughts!
I- - stunned -
I ain’t just kidnapping people for the sake of it -_- I have my reasons!
Well your dad used to kidnap people for the fun of it?
Ehhh most of the times it was just to try to kill the P-word boy. I don’t have to be like my father \_(-_-)_/
Your kind of like his little mini me?
Mehhh that’s Harry! He’s as… lovely as dad, I wouldn’t try to kill my own daughter though, but oh well
So you promise not to make us walk the plank?
I said daughter not step-mother, can’t promise anything :D!
;-; what about your step dad?
No promiseeeees :3!!!!
- screams -
SOMEBODY SAVE HEEEER
Come on! You need to be louder!
You are a petty villain.
So is my dad welcome to the family :3!
Your just like your dad! :D
I’m flattered!!
But I thought you didn't want to be like your dad?
Kinda :3!
Maybe I can get your dad to be nicer to you?
Girl if he isn’t coming to rescue you I don’t think you can fix him, but you can try😭
Um- true!
I am even tired of waiting myself, Maybe a little bit of tension could make him come faster? The plank, maybe?
- screams -
pls divorce your husband he is taking a good while, you deserve better fairy stepmother
@sh-ttyseas / @jupiterisaroace your walking the plank once I get out of here >- >
How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D
@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts
Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!
-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-
No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.
Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?
I’m tied up-
Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?
oh yeah!
-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy
D: - watches in horror -
Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee
*banging sounds in the box*
Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped
*banging gets louder*
*box splinters into pieces*
Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.
-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.
*excitedly watching, calls out:* YOU'RE DOING GREAT BABE!
Uliana!
what?!
Do something!?
i'm supporting my boyfriend in his time of need, is that not enough fay?
all you ever want is more, more, MORE!
Never mind Uliana, because I guess I'm supposed to do everything for you!
oh, as if! i've been your babysitter for months now.
And before the accident guess who was taking care of you me!
YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING BEFORE THE ACCIDENT?!?!? WHO ARE YOU TO SAY ANYTHING?!
I REMEMBER OUR WEDDING AND HONEYMOON AND I WAS TAKING CARE OF YOU!?!
YEA???!! YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF ME WHEN YOU STARTED CRYING WHEN I TOLD YOU YOU NEEDED TO RELAX ON OUR HONEYMOON?!
YOU SEEM TO LOVE TALKING ABOUT THE PAST!
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS BRINGING IT UP?!?!?!?!?
AND YOU KEEP IT GOING! I SWEAR ITS LIKE WERE STILL MARRIED!?
WELL WE HAVEN'T FUCKING FINALIZED IT YET, SO WE ARE STILL MARRIED HUH?!?!??
I GUESS WE ARE ARENT WE! MY LOVE!?
DON'T CALL ME THAT.
WHATEVER YOU SAY DEAREST SPOUSE!
*wraps her tentacle around fay's neck quickly, tightening her grip*
Are you back to tying me up like the chair incident?
Fay do ya need help? I mean if Hook isn't coming I might as well help you break free from some other person who takes you hostage
How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D
@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts
Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!
-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-
No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.
Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?
I’m tied up-
Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?
oh yeah!
-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy
D: - watches in horror -
Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee
*banging sounds in the box*
Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped
*banging gets louder*
*box splinters into pieces*
Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.
-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.
-BARELY DODGES THE FIRE- HEY!! IM STILL YOUR HUSBAND’S DAUGHTER!
OH- *stops attacking*
How am I supposed to stop you then?
UHHHH
That’s a great question! Idk man I don’t want to kill you kill you. I’m just trying to attract Hook y’know? Do whatever just don’t turn me into rotisserie fish ;-;?
Ah! I know!
You’re grounded >:(
bwaaaaa look how I cry /sarcasm/
don’t you give me that sass young lady
Hook is your father but so am I >:(
You
Are
Grounded
Come oonnn it was just a prank! Something silly! It's hook's fault after all!
How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D
@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts
Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!
-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-
No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.
Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?
I’m tied up-
Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?
Eh, even if he did I could just. Pick him up and put him in a box, really! Please don’t try to struggle, let your dearest husband come and get you
Technically he's also my husband-
The other husband, the pirate one, fay.
Why don't you just call your dad, you don't have to kidnap Morgie and I, sweetie?
He just tried to strangle me so I don’t think that’s really a choice, but I appreciate the thoughts!
I- - stunned -
I ain’t just kidnapping people for the sake of it -_- I have my reasons!
Well your dad used to kidnap people for the fun of it?
Ehhh most of the times it was just to try to kill the P-word boy. I don’t have to be like my father \_(-_-)_/
Your kind of like his little mini me?
Mehhh that’s Harry! He’s as… lovely as dad, I wouldn’t try to kill my own daughter though, but oh well
So you promise not to make us walk the plank?
I said daughter not step-mother, can’t promise anything :D!
;-; what about your step dad?
No promiseeeees :3!!!!
- screams -
SOMEBODY SAVE HEEEER
Come on! You need to be louder!
You are a petty villain.
So is my dad welcome to the family :3!
Your just like your dad! :D
I’m flattered!!
But I thought you didn't want to be like your dad?
Kinda :3!
Maybe I can get your dad to be nicer to you?
Girl if he isn’t coming to rescue you I don’t think you can fix him, but you can try😭
Um- true!
I am even tired of waiting myself, Maybe a little bit of tension could make him come faster? The plank, maybe?
- screams -
pls divorce your husband he is taking a good while, you deserve better fairy stepmother
How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D
@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts
Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!
-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-
No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.
Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?
I’m tied up-
Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?
oh yeah!
-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy
D: - watches in horror -
Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee
*banging sounds in the box*
Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped
*banging gets louder*
*box splinters into pieces*
Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.
-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.
-BARELY DODGES THE FIRE- HEY!! IM STILL YOUR HUSBAND’S DAUGHTER!
OH- *stops attacking*
How am I supposed to stop you then?
UHHHH
That’s a great question! Idk man I don’t want to kill you kill you. I’m just trying to attract Hook y’know? Do whatever just don’t turn me into rotisserie fish ;-;?
Ah! I know!
You’re grounded >:(
bwaaaaa look how I cry /sarcasm/
How I became Mrs. Hook Le Fay! :D
@jupiterisaroace , @watchthemfleeee , @sh-ttyseas , @morgieserpentine , @rebelmenaceonegirlriot , @merlin512 , @chloecharmingg , @charmingisdebatable , @thousandthorns , @had3zz , @z3ll13 , @firstmate-firstdate , and @cjh00k @princess-of-hearts
Well, It is a shame to hold someone as pretty as you hostage, Fay! But believe me, I’m not doing it because of something you did, it’s just to punish Hook n stuff, hope you understand it ^^!
-And so, CJ ties Fay up, and Morgie too just in case-
No wedding’s gonna be celebrated today.
Uh- @morgieserpentine what do we do?
I’m tied up-
Can't you turn into a snake or something and get help or get us free?
oh yeah!
-Cj just. Picks up the snake with her hands and traps it in some wooden box- Pls do better worm on a string guy
D: - watches in horror -
Come onnn the box has breathing holes! He’s fineee
*banging sounds in the box*
Your scales are so pretty though… A shame to keep you trapped
*banging gets louder*
*box splinters into pieces*
Okay that’s surely something I can’t trap.
-Sighs, lifts up a sword- I’m so dead. Thanks, Captain james hook.
-BARELY DODGES THE FIRE- HEY!! IM STILL YOUR HUSBAND’S DAUGHTER!
OH- *stops attacking*
How am I supposed to stop you then?
UHHHH
That’s a great question! Idk man I don’t want to kill you kill you. I’m just trying to attract Hook y’know? Do whatever just don’t turn me into rotisserie fish ;-;?