dirty secrets.

I see all and know all. I am everything and I am nothing. So set aside your cutlasses, kick off your grimy boots, and grab a quill to jot this all down. Because things are about to get juicy.

[unless-its-a-farm]

Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names

[ckconfessions]

If we were taking bets on who would be most likely to make it out of this alive, who would you bet on? Personally, I think Jasper and James have better chances than most. Maybe even Taran, if he can remember his conversation with that certain witch.

I think everyone has a fair chance of surviving tonight, but currently my money is on Aladdin and Noah. They’re taking a huge risk leaping out of a castle window, but the payoff would be well-worth it. Besides, I like a risky gamble.

[ckconfessions]

That Taran kid is going to get himself killed with all these heroics.

It does seem that he may be in over his head. On the other hand, he’s proven to be full of surprises tonight, what with befriending a princess and a merman, as well as dancing with a certain rogue witch. I’m looking forward to seeing what he does next.

[ckconfessions]

It was strange to see Maleficent giving out advice to others about what she was going to do. Doesn't she want to kill them all?

Good question, anon. Perhaps the witch has a soft spot after all? Or maybe she has some sort of ulterior motive in mind? Seeing what she’s done tonight, I would bet on the latter.

[ckconfessions]

First a dragon and now a wraith attack? I would love to see what the merpeople think of land after all this.

You and me both, anon. After all of this, I doubt that they’ll feel quite fond of them.

[ckconfessions]

I bet Maleficent is watching this somewhere with popcorn in hand. She must love watching all these people suffer.

And why wouldn’t she, anon? Everything did go according to her plan after all. I doubt anyone will forget who she is after this stunt.

[ckconfessions]

I'm deeply concerned that Aladdin's plan for saving himself and Noah involves jumping out a window. Has he thought that through properly?

Let’s be honest with ourselves here–this is Aladdin we’re talking about. It wouldn’t be the first time his plan for saving himself involved jumping out of a window.

[ckconfessions]

Do you have anything scandalous, naughty, or intriguing to let me know, darlings? With the wraiths on the loose and attacking everyone in Maldonia, I bet there’s a confession or two some of you have up your sleeves.

Don’t hold back, dears. I’ll be waiting.

[lylikedeer-deactivated20241219]

Domesticity meme! Gimme a ship!

[anondracomalfoy]

if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:

big spoon/little spoon:

favorite non-sexual activity:

who uses all the hot water:

most trivial thing they fight over:

who does most of the cleaning:

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:

who steals the blankets:

who leaves their stuff around:

who remembers to buy the milk:

who remembers anniversaries:

or

who cooks normally?:

how often do they fight?:

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

nicknames for each other?:

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

who steals the covers at night?:

what would they get each other for gifts?:

who kissed who first?:

who made the first move?:

who remembers things?:

who started the relationship?:

who cusses more?:

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

[ckconfessions]

Update #1

Regarding. . .The Festival of Joy

Well, well, well...the blessed festival has come to an end, and magic, mayhem, and delight surrounded the people of Verden. Corona welcomed travelers and foreign diplomats with eyes wide open, and their hospitality resulted in what will surely be the most talked about festival for years to come. And of course, I have a few says on the matter. With that being said, let’s quickly run through a few of the major points of this event, shall we?

Princess Ariel  of Atlantica was permitted to step on land and transform into her human legs for the very first time for the sake of the festival; how exciting for her.

Prince Noah of Balia seemed rather unsettled and disgruntled at the prospect of attending a festival in the first place, but by the time the Festival of Joy had ended, he seemed to loosen up a bit and come into his own...with Princess Lily Winterson, nonetheless. Finally.

The humans seemed to leave a very sour taste in young Maddox’s mouth; particularly his highness, Eric Andersen. Grab the popcorn, I’m ready for some major drama between these two.

Li Shang spent more time worried about the event going south than actually enjoying himself. Where’s that pretty little girl he ran into not so very long ago? She could have loosened him up.

Prince Eric of Aldora has finally stumbled across Princess Ariel of Atlantica--and the two seemed disgustingly smitten with one another immediately. I may vomit.

Elijah Grace was quick to put a very rude gentleman in his place...something that Meg Costas, smirking bystander, appreciated a great deal. Is there a friendship blossoming between these two, perhaps?

Cue Gaston wooing Belle to bits and LeFou pining after the man he can never have. Next.

What’s this? John Smith and Gaston Bouchard sharing a pint with each other? That would certainly be an interesting friendship.

Princess Aurora of Mirindra seemed ridiculously pleased with everything the festival had to offer--wonder if her “honeymoon phase” of interacting properly with the rest of society will ever end? I hope so--endless happiness is exhausting.

That goes for Princess Rapunzel of Corona as well, I believe; given how naive and optimistic she is, it’s only a matter of time before Maleficent swoops in and steals her away. Perhaps Flynn Rider should’ve paid closer attention at the festival.

James Everett and Adam Dubois were sulky and withdrawn as usual. Yawn.

Princess Jasmine of Agrabah seemed rather drawn to everything the festival had to offer. I can’t help but wonder what her father’s noble chancellor, dear Jafar, would think of her running off.

Once a street rat, always a street rat: Aladdin was spotted mid-smuggling of some of Corona’s precious lanterns for the festival. Is there anything that boy can afford to pay for?

Not to mention him and Jasmine--was that an interaction between the scoundrel and the future Sultana I spied?

Poor Jane Porter lost her father; people attempted to help, but it seemed Archimedes merely got lost in the crowd. I wonder if she ever managed to locate him again?

Celine--that is, Maleficent’s--grand finale was quite something, wasn’t it? Who knew she could transform into a giant, scaly beast? Definitely something to watch out for, allied forces of Verden.

[ckconfessions]

What non-canon relationships would you be most interested to see, Queen Bee?

I’m in the mood to see anyone, my darlings, but I must admit…all of LeFou’s pouting is putting me in a bit of a bad mood. It would be nice to see the poor child get something he wants for once.

[ckconfessions]

Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:

Aurora: Story of your first kiss

Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list

Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)

Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.

Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.

Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?

Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?

Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?

Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.

Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.

Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.

Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.

Boo: A childhood hero.

Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.

Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.

Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?

Simba: Something a parent has taught you.

Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?

Nemo: Your bravest moment.

Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?

Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.

Alice: Done drugs?

Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.

Merida: What are you most passionate about?

[ckconfessions]

Who have you been watching with the most interest during the festival, Queen Bee?

Wanna know a secret, grey face? I’ve been watching all of you…and I have plenty to say once the festival has drawn to a close.

[ckconfessions]

Everytime I see LeFou interact with Gaston my heart breaks. It's just so tragic

I understand what you mean, anon. Though I do wish little LeFou would bite the bullet and just tell Gaston. It’s so tedious, watching him fawn over someone who is completely blind to his lust.

[ckconfessions]

I really weirdly ship Jacques LeFou with Maddox Borealis. They haven't interacted at all and I have no basis for this whatsoever

Let’s hope they interact at the festival, then; maybe your little shipper heart will explode in the process.

[ckconfessions]

Do I see something blossoming between Eric and his mapmaker?

Friendship, perhaps? It’s hard to tell at this point; princes and noblemen have the tendency to say one thing and mean another. Men.

[ckconfessions]

Rapunzel and Flynn are so cute already! "Am I your boyfriend or your armchair?" GAHHH SO CUTE

They are sickeningly adorable, aren’t they? I wonder how long this honeymoon phase will last for.