claairee c @claaireec - Tumblr Blog

i develop crushes on people for the weirdest reasons. like this guy sat next to me in class the other day, and he had really nice handwriting so I’m crushing on him. some other guy told me he was raised by a stay at home dad so I like him now. like???? i need to get a hold of myself

Man in grocery store on phone with his wife: I thought you said two dozen.

Man:

Man: Oh, that makes more sense.

Man: *starts taking twenty four cartons of eggs out of his cart*

m4ge-deactivated20210331

watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are

unshrink

Congratulatory Post:

For everyone who survived the first few months of 2016 but is actually dying inside

me: *is frustrated*

me @ me: dont u fuckin do it

me: *starts tearing up*

me @ me: OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

ohrendelle

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

anshelinasholie

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

moseby

im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

bananastagram

Omg Lottie latest like in Instagram 😂😂😂

what was it???

Here:

A moment in time

A man had a wife named Lorraine. He was cheating on her with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine died suddenly. At her funeral, her husband got up to say a few words, but instead looked directly at his mistress and sang, “I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, LORRAINE IS GONE”