Hello, Comrade

24, Just a gremlin looking for hot cryptids in my area.

[nerves-nebula]

horror and erotica are the same thing. flesh and meat and intensity. do you get it.

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

[mxrderscenes]

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[sapppphho]

“not everything is gay 🙄” um it is TO ME piss off

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[bitchautism]

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[deadelated]

Dude you have to go to Stoopidburger in Portland it's 70$ and they stir the water

[milanesa42]

Stolen from reddit kjjjj

[mysharona1987]

[gamergoo]

[huffylemon]

[shleepy-girl]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[sleepless-cavia]

[mamoswole]

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

[powersandplanetaries]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.

They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.

But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.

Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF! The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are. Unintentional self satire at its finest.

They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic

It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.

[undeadentropy]

The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture

[lakevida]

you stay away from that

[televisionenjoyer]

TikTok update where the app won't open unless the user is wearing earphones

[televisionenjoyer]

I don't even have tiktok I'm just saying this as a concerned citizen