TRANS!!

i got that silly in me 22 y/o | she/he pfp by: @electricpurrs banner by obscure tumblr user @clair0se among us

[clair0se]

,, .O ./cD*

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[humanbeanisnotamused]

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

[elvashayam]

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

[hasufin]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[monstrous-divinity]

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

[torstherapy]

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[clair0se]

They invented a woman that could maneuver a small kitchen counter up 3 flights of stairs by herself after standing all day at work.

[tonyzaret]

Which kind of B**r Drinker are YOU?

[clair0se]

It's so beautiful to have a job and then work for a while then go home and lie on bed and have many hours of tumblr to scroll through. Thank you to the 60 or so people that are tumblr for me.

[glavilio]

*using mac* i'm a sleek corporate IT milf email whisperer with a microchip on my shoulder and a motherboard of gold. the glass ceiling has been shattered. we're a family. user centered design. i am steve jobs

*using linux* i'm a freakkyy goth hacker chick about to get my dick suxxed cyber style. superuser do me and she barely GNU me. i'm ready to put my therian life on-the-line for free and open source software. rawr

*using windows* i'm in hell

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[woman-becomer]

✋

I'll admit it. I thought it was a rabbit. fuck my fourth of july life

[taboopantera]

I just seen a dude in USA overalls. I wanna throw up so bad

[taboopantera]

A HIM AND HIS BITCH GOT THEM ON DIS IS CRAY???????

[clair0se]

the amount of 250 years of america bs i've seen driving through the midwest on my way to move to new york has been bananas

[taboopantera]

[woman-becomer]

*dips you in nothing

[clair0se]

roll for perception if i taste different

[macaquinhoverde]

[woman-becomer]

I love this. work smarber not Harbor