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wildshaper

Seekers table + text posts (more CR)

velvetys

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

#you guys have twenty dollars?

youcanstillwhistle

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

chipthekeeper

"I died, I don't have to do that anymore!"

#it's so funny to me that consistently the easiest way to get a big reaction from him is to mention that he has an essay due #being dead he's pretty chill about #his friends keep using his last name as a synonym for evil but what are you gonna do #but he does NOT FUCKING HAVE A PAPER DUE MURRAY HE DIED.#it's been ONE WEEK murray WHEN would he have written it #cr4 #cr spoilers

victusinveritas

quinoaphoenicks

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

teaboot

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

redjennies

really don't know how to explain to people Azune is horse-coded not dog-coded.

redjennies

a non-comprehensive list of things Azune has in common with a horse

symbolically associated with both labor and freedom

strong work ethic

he almost definitely took Draconic sorcerer subclass and everyone who's been in middle school knows dragon girls are just horse girls but weirder.

usefullness is necessary to survive

big eyes that will show you the face of a dead god

long beautiful braided hair

redjennies

i've never been so mad at someone for one-up'ing me on my own post.

#he wants to break all his legs and die SO bad #cr4

I keep coming back, mentally, to the thing the narrative accomplishes by completely wiping out house royce. I'm open to other perspectives on this but I think it's almost kind of cowardly.

#cr4 #aranessa is our like. token good cop yknow?#house royce isn't Doing All That Shit like the other houses. aranessa is kind and brilliant and so so cool #and to say the sundered houses are all rotten to the core. to say the whole system needs to be dismantled #our heroes would have. at some point. had no choice but to topple royce along with the others #but they didn't have to do that. because tachonis did it for them #literally every member of house royce bar one is dead #aranessa may (if she's lucky) still have Things but she has no power anymore. she's been forcibly removed from the System #and thus doesn't pose the question of can we bear to take her down with the others #critical role

it's so funny that brennan has his like Evil DM Voice and it's when his voice drops half an octave.

and aabria also has an Evil DM Voice and it's SO cute.

#it's like when they said dming is like being a service top vs like a power bottom #when aabria hits you with the 👉👈 you gotta reevaluate your choices #critical role #cr4 #brennan lee mulligan #aabria iyengar

humanbeanisnotamused

I want to watch occtis wicander and azune do a quest together.

they. they wouldn't do it well. but it would be so fun to watch.

humanbeanisnotamused

three very different kinds of autistic swag

#cr4

one thing about bolaire is that I think he really genuinely likes young people. but every time he's left with someone younger than about 30 for more than a few minutes he starts trying to magically compel them to do things like brush their teeth and eat vegetables.

#critical role #cr4 #cr spoilers #bolaire lathalia #he is always trying to cast command or some shit on a young person

I want to watch occtis wicander and azune do a quest together.

they. they wouldn't do it well. but it would be so fun to watch.

#cr spoilers #critical role #cr4 #azune nayar #wicander halovar #occtis tachonis

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

#somehow never thought about birds having tongues

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

catchyvideos

OP cabellhouse on TikTok

#unrealistic where are your 500 metric fucktons of half finished projects

dovesndecay

I see a lot of folks defending their vitriolic repugnance towards toddlers with cries of "but my sensory needs!" as if children are not also in possession of sensory needs. As if you, an adult here on Tumblr.com, do not have the capability and resources to learn the skills or acquire aids for coping with competing access needs. Or, y'know, just the option to leave, the way children most often do not.

You're holding an actual child to higher standards than you hold yourself, but it's the child that should be removed from public and community spaces. For your comfort.

Go fuck yourselves.

thornendless2498

As someone with high sensory needs... I do not claim assholes like that.

If you are using your issues to force kids out of public spaces you can go choke on your own saliva. A grocery store is sensory hell on a good day (and that includes without children screaming) but I would never advocate for someone leaving public because their child, who just so happens to be upset or having sensory issues of their own is now screaming or crying in that same store.

If you try to advocate for children (which my brain automatically categorizes as 'anyone under 18' but that's neither here nor there) not being allowed in public spaces because they might cry, or scream, or otherwise make loud noises/throw tantrums, go fuck yourself. I hope you trip and hurt yourself. I HATE you and everyone like you. You are not more important than a child.

#put on headphones you're a fucking grown up #it's also not the parent's job to [check notes] stop their children from having feelings in public #that's. that's emotional abuse #if a small child is crying in the grocery store and their parent IS able to just make them stop it immediately that's. that's Bad

dechtir

transmechanicus

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