were so young but were probly gonna die

claire/she /her/pan/i talk in my tags all th damn time/ i sware alot/

[pickletz-deactivated20160921]

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

[pickletz-deactivated20160921]

see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

[quincunx]

aah sportes

[catbxy]

This is how your sports

[beforethebeautyfades]

Reblog this if your blog is a safe space for polyamorous people! 🌈

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to school and for some reason our uniform had been changed so we could wear whatever we wanted, and I was wearing my regular uniform by accident. My shirt kept turning into a crop top and it was so annoying and people kept flicking me in the belly.

The next day at school I remembered to wear casual clothes, and again, it kept turning into crop tops. I had fifty spare shirts in my bag for some reason and they all kept turning to crop tops.

Eventually, all of my friends got arrested for flicking my belly.

[official-spiderman-noir]

My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

[official-spiderman-noir]

There he is, the frog man

[official-spiderman-noir]

Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

[tricktster]

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

[unnameablethings]

op u live up to ur username

[shelbytaylorexists]

JUST 👏 BECAUSE 👏 A 👏 WOMAN 👏 IS 👏 COMFORTABLE 👏ENOUGH 👏 IN 👏 HER 👏 OWN 👏 SKIN 👏 TO 👏 WEAR 👏 REVEALING 👏 OUTFITS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 GIVE 👏 ANYONE 👏 THE 👏 RIGHT 👏 TO 👏 SEXUALLY 👏 HARASS 👏 HER 👏 PASS 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏

[kirschade]

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

C a n o n.

[serpentspeaker]

Peter, finally managing to find Natasha at the gym:

Hey fellow Spider! Just wanted to tell you that you radiate big dick energy.

Natasha, destroying the poor fool who decided to try to spar with her: I know.

[obsessed-lepus]

C a n o n.

[lumikinetic]

Peter, sliding back to Wakanda right quick: Shuri! Just wanted to let you know you have big dick energy!

Shuri, a woman of the same generation and is fully aware of the meme: And you have big heart energy.

Peter, tearing up: I respect nobody but you.

[lazy-bird]

My god I felt that Listen.

[nerdgasmsfoodpornprogress]

Hello police… I’d like to report a homicide

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[northernpasty]

[stimman3000]

[anditookthepathlesstraveled]

The pencils make me so uncomfortable

[chronically-ill-dandy]

I…??????

[heyheyjen]

I hate this.

[queenpiratebunny]

Fuck, I love animation.

[cotton-candy-cryptid]

@to-be-fair

[cheesecakehamburgers]

So cool!

[doctorofwhut]

I have some complaints I would like to file. 

[freshfriedtrash]

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY AND UNCOMFORTABLE,

[jordanimate]

this the cool shit u can do with houdini

[drearyhours]

unpopular opinion but i think the film and tv industries should have better labor laws even if it makes it harder or impossible to depict certain things

[drearyhours]

i dont care if it makes it harder to produce game of thrones or whatever, acting should not leave women traumatized

[squeeful]

Okay I know this is about acting and people are getting more traction about it (sexuality safety coordinators are a job! yell about them. demand your shows get them) but

Any person who has worked on a set for more than a few years has at least one person they know who died.  

Not usually on set, but afterwards.  Because we don’t have anyone shutting down production for unsafe practices when “unsafe” means 16 hour days.  Or more.  For weeks.  Finishing a day before hour 12 (not including lunch) is considered an early leave.

I had teachers tell us not to, unless we absolutely had to, take music video gigs because they’ll work you for 24 hours and send you to drive home.  And if we had to work that, pull over and nap in our car because multiple people per year fall asleep at the wheel and go over the canyons around LA.

I know you mean acting but please.  Don’t forget the crew.  We have a shockingly high rate of suicide because these working schedules leave us with no sleep, no time outside of work, and it destroys lives, relationships, and families.  Burnout is high.  Chronic illness and broken bodies are common.  Cocaine use in order to get through a 20 hour day is rampant.  Every single one of your reality shows is fueled by cocaine.

The number of days that are scheduled to shoot a feature has shrunk dramatically in the past two decades.  Which means longer days.

Netflix shows are notorious for being poorly organized, understaffed, and long days.

There are labor laws but what they do is levy fines.  Those fines are either factored into budget, people are bullied into not reporting actual hours, or crew members see them as incentive to take those jobs because more money and cost of living is high.  (Also this industry has a crew culture of dick measuring by sticking your wang in a blender and boasting about how many 100 hour weeks you pulled.)

[gaypeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m non-binary (agender) but there are some gendered terms I use/identify with! that’s valid and it’s cool if you do that too!

remember, gender is internal. identity can change the way we present, but not the other way around. non-binary ≠ androgynous appearance.

enbies can be any person in any body and any style of dress :D we’re all over the place!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

[westiec]

oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women

[whatadaytoexplode]

Anthony Mackie Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions | WIRED - [does anthony mackie like tom holland]

[amenawrites-deactivated20200516]

Me talking about my younger siblings

[codycarsonisgay-blog]

Yassssss