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Claire. I've been walking the earth since '89

[clairedawn]

[iraffiruse]

[britishpike]

I scrolled to the bottom for an explanation but I’m still confused

[kelfie]

[clairedawn]

Me. 15 years ago.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cats Giving High Fives Previously: Animals Being Jerks

[bostergold]

the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard

[honeychildplease-deactivated201]

So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today...

I’m quite pleased with this.

[memoriesfloodbacklikephotograph]

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

[fuckingmultiverse]

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

[enochianknockknockjokes]

I reblogged this so fast guys

[clairedawn]

Being able to wear slippers at work is SO good.

[blackeatblack]

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

[friendenemapanion-blog]

[c0mpromise]

[clairedawn]

Me all the time.

[viekastv]

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

[kaleigh-marie-blog]

If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here

[youarefknmajestic]

YOU HAVE A MUFFIN TOP? WHO GIVES A SHIT, THE TOPS ARE THE BEST PART OF THE DAMN MUFFIN. THEY ARE SOFT AND DELICIOUS AND FUCKING MAJESTIC.

EMBRACE THE SHIT OUT OF YOURS.

[niknak79]

[methlehem-deactivated20170328]

Never ask a British person about the price of Freddo’s

[gamerspirit]

How to finish that last minute assignment

[leetakeuchi-blog]

[disgruntledota-deactivated20121]

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

[sinonspeaks-deactivated20160730]

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

[marxistmemes-deactivated2024031]

this will come in handy one day

[cjshark]

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

[littleblondeadventurer-deactiva]

Reblogging for future reference..

[clairedawn]

How did I not know this!?!?

[brandiwhine]

there’s this rock at my uni that anyone can paint on whenever they want and this is what someone painted on it today and i know i am typing in lowercase but i was legit freaking out when i saw it

a sign from the heavens

[clairedawn]

Feeling well and truly spoilt 😊 Early birthday presents off the boyf 😍