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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine.

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I don’t want to be reduced to the clichés that come with being called sexy or a blonde bombshell. I want to keep looking for roles where the main interest will be in the character itself; her importance in driving a story forward rather than her relationship with the male character.

#face: margot robbie

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#wardrobe #muse

based on meowmers’ amazing fanfic here (x).

can someone please give me a childhood friends to lovers plot except that muse a is an orphan and a sociopath and super violent and aggressive and rude but super lonely and neglected and muse b is a compassionate bookworm who cares for others and follows the Rules™ and is strong in their own right.

they meet when muse b is being bullied and muse a bullies the bullies – because there’s only room for one bully in this playground – and muse b follows muse a around afterwards and it’s kinda not aggravating to muse a and they read books together and muse b shares their lunch cause muse a’s always hungry and have intellectual debates (for kids) and push each other on the swings and stuff.

but muse a has always been and always will be violent and domineering and so muse b is like “hey, you can’t meet my parents because you’re mean and my parents won’t get you like i do” and so muse a learns to be charming and always look good and finds that they can still make people do what they want but others can’t complain cause they’re now super charismatic and charming. and muse b doesn’t really like this but puts up with it cause they’re besties and now they can hang out together without hiding it though they make muse a act themselves around them.

and this is just their CHILDHOOD. don’t get me started on the two growing up. there’ll be some murders and some angst and heaps of fluff and ugh, this is getting too long.

#wanted plot #wanted plots #plot bunny #1x1 #1x1 rp

vanessaiivves

#guns tw #film: mr and mrs smith #muse

i need a mr. and mrs. smith plot please !! y’all know how it goes. basically muse a and muse b are married and although not blissfuly happy, they’re content in their ordinary lives and set routines as their covers allow. but then when they’re sent out to kill the same person, they find out the truth – that each other are from rival spy organisations. they now must kill each other or die, but can they do that or will they trust the feelings they have for each other ??

[ i’d like a f/f or m/f or nb/f cause i’d prefer to play a female, other than that pretty much anything goes. message me if you’re interested or like this post and i’ll try to come to you !! i’m just super excited to rp some super badass spysassins. ]

#plot bunny #wanted plot #wanted plots #1x1 rp #1x1

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PLOTS INSPIRED BY :: MOVIES WITH SPIES AND CRIMINALS

FOCUS - muse a, an experienced con artist, takes in muse b to teach them the art of being a criminal. they fall in love and continue their schemes until muse a suddenly turns against muse b. a few years later, their paths cross yet again and shenanigans ensue.

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE - muse a and muse b, who hail from different backgrounds, find friendship (and maybe even romance) as they train for an elite protection service.

MR. RIGHT - muse a can’t seem to get a break in life. that is until they find their soulmate in muse b, an increasingly prominent assassin.

SPY - a mission requires a desk agent to take on the field. the inexperienced muse a excitedly takes on the job. much to top spy muse b’s dismay, they are tasked to prepare muse a for the field. surprisingly, muse a is quite good at the job.

THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E - muse a is a no nonsense kgb agent and they’re tasked to protect assumed civilian, muse b. the two take on the cover of being an engaged couple, and have to live together, despite disliking each other’s guts.

MR. AND MRS. SMITH - muse a is happily married to muse b. but one day, they find out the other is from a rival spy organization. they are torn between killing each other and sticking to their feelings.

SUICIDE SQUAD - muse a and muse b are criminals with extraordinary skills. when they are released for a contractual job, they grow close to each other and contemplate a way out.

#plot bunny

lchnss

i need exes au’s.

we just broke up and you came over to get a box of your stuff from my place but wtf the power went out because of a really bad storm and you shouldn’t be driving in this just … chill for a couple of hours, okay?

we broke up years ago and both moved away, lost touch. now our friends each suggested a blind date and shit, you’re my date apparently.

we moved into a little apartment together while we were dating and then we broke up but neither of us could really afford to get our own place so now we’re stuck as roommates, watching each other bring home random one night stands or dates.

you were my brother/sister’s best friend and that’s how we met, and started dating. now we broke up and you’re obviously still friends with them, and you spend nights at my place but now it’s just awkward to run into you in the hall way at 1 am right after my shower.

we broke up right before a giant roadtrip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.

we were our high school’s golden couple but we went to different colleges and the distance broke us up. fifteen years later, i’m in the middle/just getting over a bad marriage and you’re having your own relationship problems and it’s the high school reunion.

we dated pretty seriously and your parents were also absentee. now we are broken up and it’s like five years later and your absentee father is my new boss.

#plot bunny

can someone please give me a mumu friends plot?? i’ll play three of the characters and you play the other three (you can have first pick!!) and they’re based on the friends characters and it’s super casual and no pressure and we’ll send each other memes and prompts and events and stuff and we could plot so many things cause it’s like a sitcom and we don’t have to linger on any plots unless we want to and we can introduce new secondary characters and take them away whenever we want and there can be romantic plots and angsty plots and fluffy plots and platonic plots and adventurous plots and silly plots and so much more!!

#plot bunny #wanted plot #wanted plots #mumu rp #indie rp #// please feel free to hit me up if you'd be interested at all!!#// it's open to anyone and we don't need to be mutuals already (esp. since this is a new blog)

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i want a plot/ship where it’s like “i’m rich af and i need someone to go to parties with me and look pretty, you need money to pay for college and other nice things, we’re technically dating but it’s a borderline sugaring situation and we both know we’re probably not gonna last but whatever we have fun together”

#plot bunny