I Rose Up at the Dawn of Day

astralZenith #147748 - He/Him 

[clanzenith]

I haven't posted in forever but I'm back in college and I just watched some fucker carry a live tarantula into the lab I'm about to go in to and I know the fear of god

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[easy-revenge]

Wouldn’t mind some happiness in late March.

[clefairymoon]

I would just be happy if March calmed tf down with all this snow.

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[a-guy-or-something]

N I C E

[a-guy-or-something]

Fuck somebody reblog this! People need to see the 69,420 likes and reblogs! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO THE MISSION!

[softmushie]

balance…. balance is important

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[plain-crisps]

still need $300 for my cat’s vet bills pls 10 of pentz im begging.. and i found out today that my employer wasnt doin my withholdings right last year so for good ol 2k19 my paychecks are smaller :)))

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[bongachong-deactivated20181020]

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

[saraxdoll]

Run it🗣

[keveddinreverse]

help ples

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[dark-ayyyyy-blog]

aight

[sunbeamrobin-deactivated2018073]

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[thornsword]

DO IT

[20053]

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

[warp6]

Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…

[warp6]

1) It was not a rickroll

2) It was super awesome!

3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).

[captacorn-deactivated20230731]

Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!

[agenderraskel-deactivated202303]

attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.

[viperbranium]

EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)

[boopifer]

OK THIS IS THE COOLEST

[yawntyy-deactivated20211113]

Okay anyway if ur nervous to click on things, it’s a fast typing game! Very cool, like Galactica.

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[reddarchivesdeadaccount-deactiv]

Well played

[generic-account-here]

I need

[eriitime]

Give me my gordon ramsay my day has been bad and i need it

[teacupfulofstarshine]

i want a gordon ramsay

[rhaya-rose-deactivated20190425]

GIVE ME MY RAMSAY

[thoughtparadocs-blog]

Haha bet they’ve given up at this point but it’s worth a shot

[thoughtparadocs-blog]

I’ve been checking like crazy and still nothing

[thoughtparadocs-blog]

Oh wait crap submissions weren’t on lets try this again my friend

[catbxy]

I need gordon ramsay in the box

[abluemoonrose]

GIMME GORDON

[little-devil-darling-stuff-deac]

there’s no way the original poster is keeping up…but it’d be really fun!

[goddess-of-the-gay-unicorns-dea]

Pleeeeaaaase.

[serv0z]

After so long you wouldnt still be keeping up

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

please <3

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[dovewithscales]

Can’t hurt. Here’s hoping for an awesome birthday party.

[catsuggest]

Cat, what do you think the main form of oppression against cats is?

underappreciation of beauté

[thepinkchaospanda]

Is not touch of beans?

[catsuggest]

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[rydenarmani]

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

[bigmouthlass]

Bless me velvety skeleton friend.

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[boilingheart]

when you make an oc as a joke and it’s all silly fun and games but then you accidentally start thinking more in depth about them and their story and who they are and realize it’s not a joke anymore

[your-local-birb]

minas morgul mock-umentary, part 1