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Follows back from @cuntdaze

[edwardssnail]

okay but how much cooler would it have been if the cullens weren’t vegetarians and edward came across bella and still chose not to drink her blood

it would be so much more impactful, so much more difficult, and way more dramatic

like imagine he’s used to the taste of human blood and still resists his literal SINGER because he’s just so intrigued and in love with her

also his angst and moodiness would be more justified because he, you know… kills people on the regular. an actual monster

[anarcoqueer1994]

I love this meme so here's twilight

Every friend group needs

And a

[the-golden-onion]

bella is very concerned about driver’s safety

[bellasredchevy]

esme when she heard that edward’s new human gf named bella was coming over:

[tony-stanks]

PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

[bellasbustedtruck]

There’s this one line from Twilight that’s just really... beautiful. Truly unforgettable..

[spoonie-isms]

I'm done with "all natural"

People say all natural like it makes things automatically safe and good for you. You know what is all natural?

Lava. Sulfuric acid A bear.

[ponetium]

Bears: all natural, organic, non GMO, gluten free, soy free.

[pack-runt]

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

the only popular social media account I have is my twilight blog

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I can’t believe there are people who don’t hear “The Spanish Flu” and immediately think “that’s what killed Edward Cullen”

[thebreakfastgenie]

some of us where busy immediately thinking “it didn’t originate in Spain Spain was just neutral in WWI so they were the only ones allowed to talk about it at first we don’t know for sure where it originated but the prevailing theory is an army base in kansas”

[mikenewtonhateblog]

Please never accuse me of being a twilight fan ever again. I may run a twilight blog but I’m no fan

[cullen-collective]

tracy martell... if you're out there... call me.

[carllisle]

i just know that repressed carlisle can’t bring himself to say the word ‘sex’ outside of a medical setting and he calls it ‘making love’ exclusively. huge cringe but not as bad as j*sper who definitely still calls it, straight-faced every time, ‘intercourse’ 

[rikerstrombones]

this was the case until he watched Hannah Montana the Movie (2009) and from then on out referred to sex exclusively as the hoedown throwdown

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

September 1918 (Chicago, Illinois)

[notquitetwilight]

Twilight, but it’s their answers to that Buzzfeed quiz about screwing your clone

Inspired by x

[esmecullenstan]

[jasperwhitcock]

twilight had me thinking growing up that as a shy, quiet girl my reward would be a vampire boyfriend and immortality. instead, my reward for growing up socially anxious was just more social anxiety

[chloebeale]

“who else gets married at eighteen?”

[whitlockswhore]

She was so annoying. We get it, you’re a hater. Goodbye

[the-amazon-coven]

Listen Jessica is one of the most relatable characters in the series. Imagine the weird intense emo kids after dating for less then two years get married. I’d think she’d be knocked up or joking a cult

[volturialice]

bella in twilight: edward is the best and kindest person I have ever met

edward in midnight sun: Sixteen Fun Ways to Slaughter Your Science Class