Adventures in Star Stable

Star Rider / Maple Star / Frost Valley I'm kind of obsessed with the Unfortunate Dews Family. I'm trying to convince myself Star Stable (SSO) isn't a massive waste of time in my 22 year old life so I figured I might as well blog about it.

[jorvik-gazette-archive]

That's very weird snow plough

[sirigreenhaven]

What if Jorvik Wilds curl up in the snow to sleep like Huskies

[clara-diamondsong]

I arrive at dark core hq

Aideen: kept

goons: avoided

Runewand: out

[sso-eden-dawnvalley]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE FORTRESS IN A RACE FOR MY LIFE

[star-stable-tournaments]

Best Star Stable Online NPC - Part 1 Round 13

Aideen or Jill Goldspur

Aideen

Jill Goldspur

Voting ended onApr 2, 2024

Aideen is the goddess and creator of the island of Jorvik.

Jill Goldspur is the only person in Jarlaheim capable of doing their job runs Jarlaheim alongside her brother, the mayor.

[dorianwolfforest]

Hey sse. the uh. the. the photograph the ponies? quest? you moved them, remember.

[charlierainfordsso]

"Photograph the ponies" a SSE employee tells me.

Sweating nervously, I point out there are no ponies. The employee pulls out a gun.

"Photograph. The. Ponies."

[scrubjay28]

[frippisugly]

HUH???

[clara-diamondsong]

I had to do a double take on this lmao

[rowan-ravenlake]

What SSO area would you like to see updated first?

Goldenhills/Fishing Village

Dino Valley

Jarlheim/Jorvik Stables Area

Epona/Harvest Counties

Mistfall/Dundull

Silverglade Manor/Vineyard Area

South Hoof Penninsula (not even gonna bother trying to spell that)

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

(yes I know these are very general/large areas that probably wouldn't be done all at once- I can't imagine them doing the entire harvest counties as one update- it's just for the sake of the poll.)

[clara-diamondsong]

chonk boi

[thecedarchronicle]

oh this is actually really adorable. i love this

[thecedarchronicle]

one of these days star stable is going to release an update like "hey starfam! so, we know the main story has taken a bit longer than expected to complete - so we've updated the early game! new players will notice you kill garnok at level 8. if you are past level 8 you will not get these quests. no further questions"

[dorianwolfforest]

Aaaand the award for funniest patch note of the year goes to

[thecedarchronicle]

what did she mean by this

[tobnuuy]

I always presumed she meant like. "there is a path but it's secret to most people"

either that or they thought Elizabeth was gonna sun circle us to the stone circle ("transfer"... sure does sound like a gentle way to say "teleport") & their "own means" was the spiral thing, but then it became clear that we were Weird and Elizabeth sent us to the spiral thing anyway

[clara-diamondsong]

I thought there was dialogue where Elizabeth said everyone had their own way to get into the Stone Circle? And we were using like the general entrance or something? Did I totally make this up

[sirigreenhaven]

Moonchild*, Dutch Warmblood mare

Wasn't sure about this horse at first, but she's been growing on me.

*yes that was the name of my unicorn previously. Now the unicorn is Aurora. The name Moonchild is a reference to my lifelong favorite book, The Neverending Story.

[tobnuuy]

WAKE UP SSOBLR, NEW HOLLOW WOODS TEASER JUST DROPPED

[caylenqueen]

Avalon, entering the room: *Sees Evergray and leaves*

Evergray, watching Avalon leave: There’s my monthly dose of Avalon…

[juliaqueendragon]

Remember that one time when Marley, Barney, Carney and Courtney Summers all didn't know when/if their father died.

And then they video-called him