(Assistant) Kindergartener Teacher

Clara Ophelia Delaney. Kindergartener Whisperer. "The more you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go." (Dr. Seuss)

[fastcarsandfreefalling-deactiva]

Well I’m definitely not calling you Miss D.

[claraodelaney]

Then stick with Clara!

[i-clarissamarie-blr-deactivated]

Quickly looks away embarrassed.

  pulls out notebook and writes “sorry it’s just, isn’t that hard to eat on the subway?”  

[claraodelaney]

[Squints to read the words] Huh? Oh! No not really, it's a skill I've perfected.

[fastcarsandfreefalling-deactiva]

Ma’am is more of a term of respect for every women regardless of age, but if you don’t wanna be called it, I won’t.

[claraodelaney]

Thank you, I can deal with Miss D, but not ma'am.

[fastcarsandfreefalling-deactiva]

Yes, ma’am. Love them, actually.

[claraodelaney]

Please don't call me ma'am, I'm a teacher, not a fifty year old woman.

[i-clarissamarie-blr-deactivated]

can’t help staring with a confused look.

[claraodelaney]

Don't judge me.

[fastcarsandfreefalling-deactiva]

Nice to meet you Clara, I’m Justin.

[claraodelaney]

Nice to meet you as well. So Justin, I'm guessing you like cars.

[fastcarsandfreefalling-deactiva]

Oh damn, that’s a bit much isn’t it? What if we just pretend it never happened and I introduce myself?

[claraodelaney]

That would probably be best for my health. Hi, I'm Clara.

[alyssa-wayne]

I feel like I keep running into you. You’re not some crazy stalker or something, are you? Bear in mind that if you say no, the eating cereal on the subway part will seem even weirder….

[claraodelaney]

I'm not a stalker, I just woke up late and missed the bus so I'm eating breakfast here.

[claraodelaney]

Yes I am eating cereal on the subway.

[fastcarsandfreefalling-deactiva]

No, don’t do that. It wasn’t that bad.

[claraodelaney]

No it was, and it requires some ritual suicide to make up for it.

[claraodelaney]

Are you okay?

[templarwarrior-deactivated20141]

Yeah, I’m good. Just a little run in with some thugs.

[claraodelaney]

Do you need any aspirin or something? I've got some princess band aids in my purse?

[fastcarsandfreefalling-deactiva]

Oh, wow. Uh, I mean, you are gorgeous. But I was…talking about the car.

[claraodelaney]

Yeah... I'm just gonna go jump off a bridge now. See ya.

[templarwarrior-deactivated20141]

Fuck. I feel like I got hit by a truck.

[claraodelaney]

Are you okay?

[fastcarsandfreefalling-deactiva]

[He lets out a low whistle.] My God, you’re gorgeous.

[claraodelaney]

O-oh, thank you!

[detective-gates]

Do you have any information on the assassination of the senator? Any prominent enemies, anyone capable of executing the crime, or anything?

[claraodelaney]

Other than "I didn't do it".... No not really... I was at a parent teacher meeting when it happened, and I'm new to the city, so I have yet to get my underground assassin circle going here.

[detective-gates]

Excuse me, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?

[claraodelaney]

Oh uh, yeah sure! Ask away!

[alyssa-wayne]

You’re that girl I ran into at the Riverside Roast, aren’t you? Claire? Clara? Something like that, am I right?

[claraodelaney]

Yeah! It's Clara.