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@detective-gates
What brings you here, Christopher Gates? You a lawyer coming straight from the office or something? I know lawyers love happy hour.
That's insulting! I'm definitely not a lawyer. Just a detective having a few drinks. What about you?
It’s a really bad turn of events detective, but I don’t understand why you’d be asking someone like me about something like that.
No particular reason. It's been over a week and my boss is still busting my ass to find some information. We're getting desperate.
Thanks. Can’t be too careful these days.
What is it you wanted to ask me about, detective?
Do you happen to have any information on the assassination of senator Paul Henderson?
Having high expectations in people automatically makes them try their best when dealing with me, so it pays off. I’m Alyssa, just Alyssa. Nice to meet you, Christopher.
I guess that makes sense. Kind of. Nice to meet you as well, just Alyssa.
You don’t mind me asking for credentials first, I hope?
Of course not. [Flashes badge] I'm with the NYPD.
I’ll keep ignoring all your jokes until they’re good enough. Who exactly are you?
You're a very hard to please person. I'm Christopher Gates, and you are?
Would you like to take a look at my search history? Oh, wait, you’re need a warrant for that! Due process clause and whatnot. I’m still confused by all the American laws. [He smiles brightly, and deliberately.] You can say I’ve learned my lesson by getting caught by NYPD.
Yeah, right. Anyway, if you do happen to stumble across any information regarding his dead, you know how to contact me.
Paul Henderson? Doesn’t sound familiar.
Really? Politician with three ex wives? Assassinated New York senator? He's been in the news a lot recently.
Really? Oh god.
Yes well, keep working on it until it’s ten times more funny than the other one, or until I’m ten times more drunk than now - whichever comes first.
Yes really.
Did you completely miss the pun or are you choosing to ignore it?
Well, you don’t exactly have a nice guy face. Excuse my discretion. [He grumbles before shaking his head.] No, not really. Why would I know anything about assassination? I hack computers. All my friends are computer people.
I'm not here to talk about how mean my face looks. You're telling me you've never hacked into the senator's or Abstergo's computers? Never even thought of seeing what information you could find there?
Well damn. I guess I have to have the time to help you out then?
I’m sorry to disappoint you though. I didn’t work with him personally, so I don’t really know anything. But doesn’t all politicians have a shitload of enemies?
Not necesarrily. You still have your rights.
Well, yeah, but not all politicians are murdered by seemingly professional assassins.
Uh sure… have I done something?
No, no, not at all. I was just wondering if you happened to have any information on the assassination of Paul Henderson?
Oh uh, yeah sure! Ask away!
Do you have any information on the assassination of the senator? Any prominent enemies, anyone capable of executing the crime, or anything?
Sure, sir. How can I help you?
Would you happen to have any information on the assassination of Paul Henderson?
…Before you say anything, I didn’t do anything.
No need to shit yourself just yet, I was just going to ask if you had any information on the assassination of the Senator.
[Justin shoved his hands into the pockets of his jacket.] Sorry man, but I can’t say I’ve got anything.
That's disappointing. Over a week with no solid information.
You’re mad if you think I have the time to help out reporters.
[Flashes badge] I'm Detective Gates with the NYPD. I'm not a reporter.
