clare's new writing blog!

clare, 21, she/her/hers! i like to write! https://linktr.ee/havntedmansi0ns

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They Might Be Giants, July, 1987.

[die-rosastrasse]

Sunset in grandma's garden 🌸

23 V 2025

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Dragon Sculpture sitting at the bottom of Lake Neuchâtel. Location: Romandy, Switzerland

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Art Nouveau era bat brooch

[regicidal-defenestration]

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

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I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy

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Value Pack

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[covington-shenanigans]

when i was allegedly a woman i was briefly married to a cis guy before coming out as a lesbian and getting a divorce. my now ex-husband, a genuine sweetheart of a man, was very kind about it all and we remain good friends.

twenty-five (!) years later I came out as a trans man.

now. the important thing to know about my ex-husband is that he loves nothing more than 1) horrible puns, preferably bilingual ones; 2) terrible dad jokes; and 3) committing to the bit until the end of time. he absolutely lives for Shenanigans and Japery. i do not know how his long-suffering wife puts up with him, but they've been married for more than 20 years so presumably she manages.

so, to break the news to my ex, i texted him. the exchange went something like this:

me: "great news, i'm a trans guy now"

him: "oh, congrats!"

me: "thank you. now for the better news: I insist you refer to me henceforth only as your ex-husband. do you accept this challenge?"

and my cis, straight-as-an-arrow, lives-in-the-midwest, married-to-a-minister ex-husband was like

AND HE DOES! gleefully and completely straight-faced, as I understand it. confuses the hell out of everyone, none more than cishet conservative people who've known us both for decades and know for a fact he's only been married twice. I hope he never explains.

[clarelikestowrite]

new smosh fanfic!

hey, you might know me as @smsoh! I wrote a new fanfic over on ao3, check it out!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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i wish i was famous in the 70s so i coulda gone on the muppet show and flirted with the muppets

[reallyndacarter]

Yeah, yeah. It’s all fun and games until Miss Piggy tries to fight you in the studio parking lot for “stealing her man.”

[unalivejournal]

nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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tangerine snail 🍊

[mimimar]

the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.