[unalivejournal]

Jess you remain one of my most esteemed bloggers. Thank you. For posting

Omg this is huge coming from the best blogger on this whole site I love U 🫶🩵☀️🫂🍨 we will hang out one day

[unalivejournal]

Does anyone remember what their first sexual fantasies were. This is going to sound like I'm making it up for weird tumblrina point but I swear to God mine was from when I was 9 years old and it was the family from Jessie getting sick and dying in their private jet

[unalivejournal]

Should I study lsat logical reasoning or continue reading on the road or apply for jobs or start reading Anna Karenina or keep doing nothing on my phone

[funeralfarm]

Restorative art wax

[ispyspookymansion]

yes jesus did it in 3 days, but pjackk surely had more suffering and pain to overcome than he did.

[unalivejournal]

you and those little high waisted shorts

[unalivejournal]

HELP!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im alive

[elokitties]

so many women are worried about aging and making sure they don’t sag or have wrinkles when you should be worried about making sure you’re becoming an outrageous woman who walks into the kitchen

[unalivejournal]

She was channeling Gerard Way in the black parade and I'm not joking one bit

[d4db0ddyk3]

[unalivejournal]

I'm in the goat pen at the heavy petting zoo

[unalivejournal]

Why did my dad come up to me yesterday and knowingly say "lestat's single"

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[unalivejournal]

Tonight or maybe tomorrow I'm gonna make my funkadelic t shirt. Probably tomorrow

[tiktaalic]

It’s because all you do is watch the social

network They diluted wardo’s shares to .03% the other day

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[unalivejournal]

I did not specifically buy the boxed water btw it was the ONLY OPTION