✯ max clarington.

━maxine 'max' CLARINGTON ✯ var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5484714"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); so i'm max. i'll answer to maxine, but i'm gonna end up side-eyeing you about it. my main stomping ground nowadays is the princess hotel, please don't leave me condoms as little gifts anymore. you can still find me at the ace of clubs right outside town. twenty-five. twin. bartender. '' i'm all tangled up in barbed wire. i get burned, i don't learn, i'll be back - give it time. ''

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morganmmorgan:

I haven’t been there and now I’m not sure I wanna visit, but I hope you guys find the culprit.

You should come check it out anyway. ...once it’s all been cleared out. I’ll provide you with a couple of beers on the house. As long as he doesn’t do it again, I don’t even care at this point.

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@vixenvee: @thatmaxx A LIKELY STORY!

@thatmaxc: @vixenvee YOU'RE RIGHT IT'S ALL LIES

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vixenvee:

Your life sucks. It wasn’t me, but I totally wish it had been.

Why are you the rudest person I know? Why do I talk to you? I also still refused to clean any of it up.

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clovemotta:

I am aware that people do not like me. I am aware that people do not like my family. I am aware that, above all, people do not like my father and the changes he has made around here. But here’s some news for you, that it seems not one of you realizes: I. Am. Not. My. Father. Shocking, right? My sisters are not him, either. We did not make the changes that you all hate so much, but that provided you with solid jobs and benefits that, otherwise, you would not have gotten.

I have never, in my entire life, been so disrespected as I have been in finding out what I found out today. I’m a good person! I don’t curse, I don’t intentionally talk down to people, I don’t do anything to purposely upset anybody. All I do is spread love and positivity, but where has that gotten me? So, fuck this. Whoever is responsible for the leaked private pictures of me, I assure you you’re going to find yourself with much bigger problems than new job opportunities and wonderful benefits.

Wait, WHAT? What private pictures?

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cotton-eyed-artie:

I’m laughing so hard right now.   But I can categorically say it wasn’t me.   

Yep, my boss. Not so much. He’ll get over it one day.

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kolsonpearcesecurity:

What kind of shit show are you running over there?

I see what you did there, you think you’re cute. All I know is, I walked in and said I wasn’t cleaning it up.

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Alright. Who took the giant dump at the Ace of Clubs? It clogged so bad, there’s a flood in the bathroom. You definitely have talent in the colossal dump department, but my boss is definitely looking to kill a bitch for it.

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@vixenvee: @thatmaxc #offended

@thatmaxx: @vixenvee but i still love you?

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@vixenvee: @thatmaxc I'll pull it out for you, it's okay 😘

@thatmaxc: @vixenvee gett away from my ass-stick.

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vixenvee:

Why are you this way?

I don’t know, but I’m on the right track. Vee, I was born this way.

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izzyvlopez:

Awww. Do you enjoy your job though, and spending time with colleagues, though?

Oh, definitely! I’ve got a couple of them and the co-workers definitely make it worthwhile. 

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@jewelsanderson: @thatmaxc kinky i hope mine is 8 inches and vibrates

@thatmaxc: @jewelsanderson YOU WOULD

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@alexwest: @thatmaxc i'll totally make you spaghetti!

@thatmaxc: @alexwest aww, you're the best!

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@aidenporter: @thatmaxc it's that kinda day every day for the mottas. you good though?

@thatmaxc: @aidenporter hahahaa, yeah i'm good. thanks for asking! just one of those days where you get ever piece of shit customer you can

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@kiaraharris: @thatmaxc who do i need to kill

@thatmaxc: @kiaraharris everyone, kiara, just have at it in my honor please and thank you

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@nataliaflores: @thatmaxc pobrecita, what happened?

@thatmaxc: @nataliaflores we had a group of out of towners at the bar and they were such assholes. those kinds where they think 'no' means 'yes' and when you call them on it they freak

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jonesmercya:

It was a first for me too. I wasn’t sure exactly what to do.

Yeah, that’s different. It’s not a Cotton Plant thing though.