Clarissa Dalloway

Anthropologist wannabe. Media culture and fangirlism.

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-1 to MILAN ⏳

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Life in plastic closet, it’s fantastic 💕

He was my best friend down at the sandlot

I felt more when we played pretend than with all the Kens

He took me out of my box

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But it's Barbie and Ken. There's no just Ken. That's why he was created. To free a closeted woman in a world of boys who break their favorite toys 💰🤑.

[corneliastvendor]

I CANT 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 so she really could see her i- HAHAHAH THIS IS GOLD

[kwyw]

Like… it’s RIGHT. THERE.

[inkandtype]

So her seat was better than being in the tent? Lol

[spade-riddles]

Whyyyyy do they have to go so far as to say they were holding hands in the restaurant and she was sitting on his lap? We can’t even get that she had coffee with Karlie or something besides nothing since the concert. I know it’s PR, but they can say anything because there are no pictures at least yet. Does this make any sense to you SR? I know what the end game is, but what’s the middle game? I’m so tired, but I need to know. Lolll

Because she apparently thinks being single and successful is a societal blemish.

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Because she is a closeted woman who is showing that being herself is something to be ashamed of.

She is terrified and greedy of money. If you live in her world, you loose the real perception of all the things. She is an amazing artist but her public persona leaves much to be desired.

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Me wearing some explicit Kaylor coded at the tour:

The Swifties:

😏😇

[milelarissa-blog]

I ❤️ TS

The best update of this 👇🏼 t-shirt you'll ever see! 😝✌🏼

Yup! We know you love hot moms, Kar. One hot mommy in particular, isn't it?! 😏

🥵🌼

📸: None of these images belong to me.

[9w1ft]

hello 911?

[clarissadallowaystuff]

I’d love to show these pics to Taylor and to Jerk to spot the differences 🤪

P.s. Taylor is a hot mom too.

[awesomejoeyni]

Pinch me 🤭🤭

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I desperately need Reputation Vault Tracks.

🫣

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Sometimes I imagine Karlie, in a domestic scenario, listening to some new Taylor’s songs, telling her: “DARLING, I know you love me…now stoooop!”

Thank you Taylor for not stopping! We have to work 😌

[inkandtype]

Did August slip away or was it LA because she has paid LA the purest of lavender haze dust

IT WAS RARE. WE WERE THERE, BLONDIE. WE REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL.

[spade-riddles]

Jerk story: 🏄‍♀️✌️

another stunt?

Everytime he posts her it is to pretend he is in a 'relationship' with her. But as often happens, anyone could have taken those pics.

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He thinks his posts/stories are normal (in an healthy relationship)…unfortunately for him, he looks like a closeted gay man terrified that people could find out about his secret.

- Karlie’s pics + heterosexuality, Jerk!

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This comfortable one week silence…

“You can hear it in the silence” 🎶

🥹😌

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Listening to All too well on the treadmill

And I left my scarf there at your sister's house

But you keep my old scarf from that very first week

So the sister kept it 😅🤭👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼

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I am waiting for a pap walk in LA 🌴👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼🍸🍹

I'm the wind in our free-flowing sails and the liquor in our cocktails

What if I told you none of it was accidental?

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🎶 But are you still the same soul I met under the bleachers? 🎶

Surely they had a glass of wine under the bleachers 🤪

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P.s. And drink my husband's wine…🤭

[9w1ft]

hey fam

care to reblog with moments that you found where taylor was looking up to the right side bleachers of the stadium, where karlie was sitting? i’m hoping we could all work to compile a masterpost of them.

*this is a live under construction post meaning i will be updating this post for a bit as i add / edit

i’ll start with the examples i found. please add on!!

🟦 THE ONE

🟦 BETTY

🟦 MASTERMIND

[kwyw]

August

Mastermind

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