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sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod

What are your thoughts on musk?

kragehund-est

i hope he dies

john-silvers

BLACK SAILS, XXV

starliteonearth

ruben's line of "if i wasn't family, i'd be up under those skirts" in episode 1 is so good because they are both actively playing into and maintaining this charade of being brothers even though they're not related in the slightest because it allows to remain so close while simultaneously keeping them at bay from what they really want

katesofheaven

have you ever spent the day with a very volatile and toxic person who you used to be extremely close with and you try everything in your power to make the day like the way things used to be and they just aren’t able to meet you there anymore and they end up breaking your heart more than you thought it could break and you only get further apart and later on you look back on that day as the beginning of the end of your relationship and maybe even the beginning of the end of their life

anyway watch Gary on Hulu

wulfhalls

richard gadd in half man is the most tom hardy role tom hardy never played. also him playing the guy psychosexually torturing his own self insert character instead of playing the self insert character. now thats vision

lavenderpanic

i think there is actually something very beautiful about robby, who was abandoned by his mother as a boy, instinctually assuming that baby jane doe's mother was in a bad situation. there's no judgement. no "how could anyone do this to you???" no anger, even, when i think it would be VERY easy to feel angry at someone when you're holding the sweet baby they left in a bathroom and seeing your younger self in this abandoned child. but no. his first instinct is "the situation must have been very dire, i understand why she had to make this choice." ugh.

softieskywalker

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

david-talks-sw

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

comebackali

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

leulah

pov: you’re the only one who’s gone to therapy

thesituation

what’s with ppl thinking chappell roan is the devil for being bitchy with paparazzi. in what dimension should we be taking the side of paparazzi. i feel crazy why am i always seeing news every few months of smth mildly uncouth chappell roan did when paparazzi swarmed her for probably the 500th time that month. she could rip a paparazzi’s throat out with her teeth like rick from twd in that one episode and id go “i don’t agree with her all the time but she did what she had to do here”

knucklecurve

male celebrities and athletes will be outed again and again as violent abusers and rapists and still sell out stadiums and rack up millions of streams but the moment chappell roan is vaguely adjacent to rudeness it’s fucking 9/11 online

danielwaldorf

men are never going to just spontaneously begin caring about women and treating them as equal human beings women Have to care about and fight for their own liberation. and So Many otherwise progressive young women these days are wearing "i'm literally just a girl 🥺" t-shirts and driving around with bumper stickers that say "hot girls hit curbs 🤪" and talking about "girl math" and defending waxing and makeup as personal expression and accusing any woman who critiques these things of "not being a girls' girl."

so many women now seem to have Fully bought into the batshit phyllis schlafly idea that women actually hold a privileged position in society and we aren't Meant to have jobs we aren't Meant to handle our own finances it's actually a privilege to be protected and provided for by men 🥺 and it's like oh my GODDDD i do not support all women some of you bitches are dumb!! read a fucking book!!! stop acting like a helpless little girl!!!

the buzzfeed girlboss era of feminism caught a lot of flack for many justifiable reasons but it's truly insane just how far we've regressed since then. like maybe manspreading discourse was silly but at least the mainstream popular view for a while was that feminism is good. now if somebody says that women should be wary about fully relying on a husband for financial support they're told they're being a misogynist and that CHOOSING to be a stay-at-home mom is totally empowering because it's a CHOICE. if you say "hey it's kinda concerning how basically every popular romance novel treats abusive men treating women terribly as something sexy and romantic" you're accused of kinkshaming and puritanism and misogyny.

idk i am just so scared for women and girls right now like it seems so bleak. we need to be mean feminists we need to learn our history and we have GOT to remember the real meaning of the word misogyny. because it is all a-fucking-round us right now and it'll never end if we don't fight it.