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I shouldn’t have been so mean to my maga friend on here. It’s just really unpleasant to be around that. I needed to vent I guess.

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If you wonder why I would hang out with someone who’s maga, it comes down to one thing: access to the black market. The hemp ban looms and if I want to continue having access to weed I’ve got to network. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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My psychic powers are telling me I’m going to be going home soon before I go insane from stupidity flooding my ears.

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My friend doesn’t believe covid is real bc there’s “no evidence” but shape shifting lizard people are real according to him, he saw them in a psychic vision. Oh and guess what? Turns out I’m a psychic too. 🤯 The reason I get so depressed is bc I’m not using my powers. Who knew; right?

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I’m looking at birds while my friend is ranting about how everything is a scam. I don’t even need to be here, he’s just running his mouth non stop.

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The sun looks really cool in the sky right now imo. If I believed in heaven I would think the doors were open. But I don’t.

I’d post a picture but you guys have all seen a sky before, use your imagination.

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Hanging out with a maga friend tonight. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Apparently YouTube music does a march to may recap 🤷🏻‍♂️ Here’s mine.

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Managed to snag one of these bad boys today. Cyborg Superman is one of my favorite characters so I’m pretty stoked.

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Every time I swim it saps my energy completely, even if I’ve gotten plenty of rest. Going to try not to take a nap today but we’ll see how that goes.

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You can tell what spots I missed with sunscreen on my head 🤣

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If anyone needs me I’ll be in the pool!

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I just ate some delicious cheese enchiladas from Alejandro’s. Yum

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Last night I laid down to read my book and ended up falling asleep for 10 hours. It was a great sleep but I didn’t get any reading done.

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I hate doing laundry so much. It’s the waiting that gets me. The act itself is fine but waiting for those GD machines is a slog.

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I’m listening to music

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Send Help turned out to be an excellent film, as recommended to me by my brother. I feel like we’re bonding over films which is good bc I want us to be closer.