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The reactions I made when finding out I share a birthday with            BRUCE WAYNE

Did I hear that right? *replays* Luke: When’s his birthday? Kate: February 19th.

Whaaaaat???

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@weathermage

{Text} What the fucking hell did I do?

[ text ] Oh let's see. I had gotten my staff back and it just so happens to disappear a few hours after seeing you?! Coincidence? I DOUBT IT, LITTLE BROTHER! 

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 @weathermage

{Text} Absolutely!! {Text} What movie?

[ text ] There’s a new theater opening on the north side of town! [ text ] It’s going to ONLY show oldies from the early 2000′s [ text ] IDK what's on their roster today... [ text ] but ANYTHING playing would just be so SCHWAY!

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[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? (cait @ bar)

[ sms ] 🙊 i wmould do no sucwh ginth! but wfor real i atm sooo hungry rn i want yoru 🌮 so yufmmy // @memorystxrs

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[ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 (nora @ joss)

[ sms ] Oh great. Now what do you want? 🤨 // @memorystxrs

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[ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 (cait @ barry lmao)

[ sms ] You’re no better! 😆 // @memorystxrs

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[ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 (cait @ mark)

[ sms ] why? // @memorystxrs

[vaememes]

text messages.

[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

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weathermage‌:

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[text] sounds to me like you’ve just made work for yourself. not a real bad decision to keep busy :P get to hero-ing, kid! lmao!

{Text} Ya know I’m glad you are on board with me and my hero shit.

[text] well... makes my own criminal shinanigans a bit more challenging ;P

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weathermage‌:

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[text] just sayin lol theres got to be someone else that is actually making the bad decisions and youre just caught in it. you with evan this morning? bet you are lol

{Text} ….. {Text} Maybe. {Text} He himself made the mistake of waking me up earlier than i wanna be. So I decided to take him out for my morning patrol of the city. {Text} Now he’s pickpocketed about 10 people and already robbed a jewelry store. {Text} Now do you see how I made a bad decision

[text] sounds to me like you’ve just made work for yourself. not a real bad decision to keep busy :P get to hero-ing, kid! lmao!

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weathermage‌:

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[text] nah. i think you ARE the exception :P

{Text} >3< Daaaaaaaaaad~! 

[text] just sayin lol theres got to be someone else that is actually making the bad decisions and youre just caught in it. you with evan this morning? bet you are lol

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[text] are you even capable of making bad decisions? on your own?

{Text} Yes! Everyone’s capable of making bad decisions and I’m not an exception. >3<

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[text] nah. i think you ARE the exception :P

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“don’t go falling in love with me.”

Friends with Benefits //  @goldenfatale

“This your way of saying this is gonna be a ‘no strings attached’ thing?”

[musingmemes]

friends with benefits starters

“hey –– we said no strings attached.”

“don’t go falling in love with me.”

“i don’t want to mess up what we have.”

“you’re a good fuck. that’s it.”

“don’t you think you’ll ever want something more?”

“i think this was a mistake.”

“you said you didn’t have feelings for me..”

“i think we should just have sex.”

“relationships aren’t my thing, but you are.”

“how much longer are we gonna go without telling anyone?”

“my friends asked me why you’ve been commenting on my pictures.”

“are you keeping me a secret?”

“how many other people are you sleeping with?”

“tell me how you actually feel for once.’

“do you see this going any further?”

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   jealous / possessive  meme

“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”

“ were you with him/her? ” 

“ why is she/he calling you? ”

“ do they know we’re together? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”

“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”

“ i know you were with her/him ”

“ you belong to me ”

“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”

“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”

“im NOT jealous ”

“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”

“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”

“ you’re too good for her/him  ”

“is there someone else?”

“ you were flirting with them ”

“ they were flirting with you ”

“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”

“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”

“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”

“ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”

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memorystxrs‌:

“You just…” Nora shakes her head, but should she be surprised at this point? “had to point that out, didn’t you? couldn’t just go with it..” a deep sigh escapes Nora. She knew her parents would be disappointed, for sure. But she saw no other way. “Unless you have a better idea, a non-illegal plan? because by all means, share it!”

“Nope.” Joss replied with a shake of her head that was also followed up by a humming sound emitted through pressed lips, “Mmm-mmm, I much rather see how your illegal plan plays out. Sounds much more fun.”