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I fully believe that conservatives do not want their tax dollars going to fund school lunches for children because they see children not as individual people but rather as extensions of their parents, and they view a child’s hunger as a moral failing of the parent to maintain their property rather than a hungry child being a vulnerable individual that deserves to be fed.

class-doodlez

literally exactly true

fraidythecat

Drinking Fountain, mixed media zine, 2025

a-kai202

god is born

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Rewatched amphibia. Crazy to think she'll live her whole life knowing 1. When she'll die 2. That she'll become a god after death.

#amphibia #amphibia spoilers #anne boonchuy

thatrandomblogsays

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

anoant

Pictochat!

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They would and I love this

#homestuck #hs #ant's art

pasteboard

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

class-doodlez

Just sharing this and saving it for myself❤️

yamtaroh

forgot to use the paraglider

class-doodlez

Same energy

#totk #purah #link #loz #legend of zelda #not my art

swollennugs

beatcroc

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand

lack of any clear place the hand is looking

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music

the inconsistent zoom

saint-soap

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

Just ate a burrito

gnome of the day

#gnomestagram

Amity as a pokemon trainer! I had to once I got the idea... might do more characters teams, lmk if you’d wanna see em!

#amity #lumity #toh #amity blight #the owl house #pokemon

New Avatar Animal Hybrids!

#fox coati #yak rabbit #wolf sloth #oryx lizard #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #art #my art #drawfee #turtleduck #badgermoles

Spam bot emails are sometimes jems

no virus link to click or anything. whole point of the email’s in the title so you know straight up what’s good. it’s just some scam babies learnin the tools of trickery and grammar. fuck yeah.

#it gets worse the longer you look at it #who made them?#what is their purpose?#what are they advertising?#it's done so shittily i gotta appreciate it #how's elena the postmaster if she can't even spell her own name #funny #gold #lol #best memes #shitpost bot #shitpost #sorry for all the tags

ok but consider:

Yo.

Gayve Strider Dick Rider

i am senT. my ears are ringing so loud I can hear electrons. dude please speak more sentences damn I love being absolutely winded by one liners and this style of dialogue, it’s the smartest dumbass jokes in everything I love it sm god I missed it

#hs #pesterquest #dave strider #homestuck #dave #pesterquestspoilers #strider #turntechgodhead #pesterlogs #pesterchum #gayve strider dick rider

Theory time for those who refuse to accept the epilogues

A little long, but this is how I’ve rationalized what the hell I’ve read in a way that leaves me somewhat satisfied. Even to the point where I’d say I begrudgingly respect the epilogues and consider them outstandingly clever despite being frustrating for fans. I have to acknowledge the cleverness with a nod, bc aaaah you little bastard hussie you, you got me again goddammit. I was not r e a d y for all these damn LEVELS but I guess that’s just what ya get.

We begin with: Everything in homestuck has significance.

The story is so complex, and we should know by now that whenever something seems strange and insignificant, it is DEFINITELY significant. If thinking you’re crazy for seeing strange patterns was ever welcome anywhere, it’s in homestuck. This is the place crazy theories come true. (Oil spots? Betty Crocker???) Which brings me to meat or candy. I’ve tried overthinking it and analyzing the fanfic format and the meanings of two different versions and I’ve come to this conclusion:

Meat and Candy were written by the two Calliopes

More specifically, Candy was written by the Calliope we know and Meat by the super powerful dead space Calliope who dominated their session. Just look at the actual pictures for meat and candy.

Candy is a swirl of green and red, like Calliope’s cheek markings, who never dominated. Meat is pure red, like the Calliope who dominated and ‘stole’ Caliborn’s blood color. Also, don’t the concepts of meat and candy line up with their two personalities? Our Calliope is rather sweet I’d say, and the other Calliope is far bloodier and holds more weight. (btw I’m using colors for understanding)

I’ve considered the possibility of Caliborn writing them, but honestly he is not capable of the language and vocabulary used. Plus, we already know Calliope likes writing fan fiction starring themself and their friends. When writing a fanfic about your friends, you may know them well, but since you are not them and are not all knowing, your perspective of them may be a bit off. And that’s what the epilogue feels like, off. For example, we know Calliope cannot(or at least does not fully understand) romantic relationships. Perhaps this is why all the romantic parts of Candy are strange. Jade is over sexualized, and everything romantic is confusing. As if the one writing does not understand how it works. The plot point of the reproductive issues seems like something Calliope would be interested in since it is foreign to them. Plots of democracy, not understanding incest or human and troll interactions. It all lines up with Calliope’s thinking. Also, whenever Calliope is described, they are mysterious and knowledgeable, with no insight or inner thoughts. When you write for yourself you tend to reveal no flaws. The Calliope described in candy is exactly that. Simply sweet. Isn’t that how they described their trollsona? (Also, didn’t the tags say something about a self insert?) The story that developes could very well be their work, which may perhaps be based on reality but is still a story, not facts, and not canon. But in a way it is canon since a canon character wrote it, so it does exist in canon, and we as readers cannot distinguish what is true, what is exaggerated, and what is completely made up.

Wooh, ok, time for the next part. Meat and the other Calliope

We know from canon that this Calliope is less emotional, straightforward and unempathetic. This one does not care for relationships or accurate depictions of emotions, their story moves faster and is much more plot heavy, leaving characters under Dirk’s control. We don’t know much about Calliope and don’t quite understand their purpose other than that they are powerful and important. If this is indeed their work, we can trust that meat is closer to the truth than candy simply based on the two Calliope’s personalities as writers. But again, we don’t know this Calliope as well, and cannot determine with 100% accuracy what is true from their story. This Calliope may have left out ‘unimportant’ emotional parts and character interactions (this may even be disgusting to them). They could make the story as dark as they want and feel no remorse, because they believe that this is the necessary way to tell the story. There must be learning from consequences so they are not repeated, and so every dark part written is necessary. Meanwhile, our Calliope would likely rather spend their story writing about their friends and observing interesting human behavior, because isn’t it so exciting to see how they bicker and talk to each other and set up their cute little society!? This Calliope would rather avoid the subject of their brother as it brings up bad memories. However it cannot go unignored, and perhaps the true story is subconsciously told told through a coat of sugar.

In conclusion~

The epilogues were written by the Calliopes

Neither are truly canon, but rather they tell the author’s story loosely based off of the events following canon homestuck

Meat is too dark and bloody, Candy is too sweet and artificial

The true story is unwritten, a balanced combination of both Meat and Candy, and it is nearly impossible to recognize even when looking right at it, because understanding the truth requires understanding two other minds, one of which we hardly know at all

Caliborn’s story has ended, he had enough time in the spotlight. An equal to him determines what happens now, and suddenly the reigns are passed to Calliope, who does their best to share them with you, the reader. Giving you a taste of control, YOU determine the truth of the aftermath. You are the ultimate self. Calliope(hussie?) has written this in a way that you can justify just about anything you want as long as it is viewed through this lense. Maybe there is a right answer, but it’s just as likely that any answer is right! Like a frustratingly riddled sprite, this is your given guide! Hoo hoo hoo! What a gift, this power you’ve been given! Have fun dear! The game is over! Now you tell me, what happened?