Postal 1 Dude High school AU rp

Dude 17 (character age) He/Him

[class-of-97]

Intro:

Hi. The name's Dude. I'm a simple guy, I live and go to High school in Paradise Arizona, a shithole you've never head of. Trust me, you don't want to know more about it. I still live with my parents... figures. And I have a dog named Champ. He's awesome, he fucks people up!

rules/warnings/info:

All the warnings from the games apply

Because we know nothing about Dude's upbringing, everything is made up headcanons. most are based on my own experiences

NO ERP

Swearing. Fuck yes!

Other rp accounts CAN interact, I'd love to talk to Y'all!

Anyone 16+ can dm me, just follow the rules.

The Dude can be a little mean, just be mindful of that.

Mod is european, mind the time zones and cultural differences

some posts might be a little dark, akin to postal 1 (1997) but this isn’t meant to be taken seriously

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What gama have you always wanted to play?

Russian roulette

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Gleebingg e a rth ggg gloruy (we are sightseeing the Earth, many interesting creature. We like Human)

huh… okay, I personally think humans are lame,

have you seen crocodiles?? those are pretty cool.

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Gleep glorbus (how are you doing, earthling)

I uh… I’m fine, I guess??

Umm, so what’s going on…? in space?

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What type of sandwiches are the floor sandwiches? 😟

...the ones you find laying on the floor, I walked past this still in tact ham and cheese one on my way back from school and I was very tempted

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anyone else tempted by the floor sandwiches?

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Do I study...or do I make a lolcow list sideshow thing

what the fuck is even that??

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Just burnt my hand when baking cookies, do you want one tho?

hell yeah! ... and speedy recovery or whatever

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sharp chip in my throat, owie...

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What would you rate Paradise out of ten?

disqualified. this isn't a town it's a mirage... or a nightmare

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I think you would quite like Pickles The Drummer

never heard of him,

I was gonna ask what kind of parents name their kid ‘pickles’ but mine named me ‘postal’…

[pickled-drummer]

i chose it myself acually 😎

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Really…? What’s your actual name then?

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I think you would quite like Pickles The Drummer

never heard of him,

I was gonna ask what kind of parents name their kid ‘pickles’ but mine named me ‘postal’…

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I suppose Dudelicious would be a Nicolasname? 🤔🤔

... sure ...whatever

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Got nothing better to do so here’s my dog

(excuse the background in one of these I was kinda depressed at the time)

Small potato dog! Neat… just don’t get him near Champ, he tries to eat everything smaller than him.

And no judgment from me, my rooms a mess too

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What do you think of the nickname Dudelicious ?? :0

aren’t nicknames supposed to be shorter than the actual name??

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Happy Late Valentines day.. did you do anything for the day?..

weed.

but happy valentines day to you too...

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That Divine Entity gave me a cold im going to physically fight it with sneezez

good luck trooper...