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swapsakens-the-kidd

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Telamon wishes he could help.

if you need Telamon get me.

-@classic-telamon

Why do you look like a distorted copy of the Sword Master? Hard to trust someone that looks like him.

classic-telamon

Telamon is no copy.

that egotistical fool is the copy.

but to put it plainly

I’m a different version of him.

swapsakens-the-kidd

..... I dont like you.... but im not an idiot to refuse help when its desperately needed.

classic-telamon

You don’t have too.

what would you need.

swapsakens-the-kidd

…

Telamon wishes he could help.

if you need Telamon get me.

-@classic-telamon

Why do you look like a distorted copy of the Sword Master? Hard to trust someone that looks like him.

classic-telamon

Telamon is no copy.

that egotistical fool is the copy.

but to put it plainly

I’m a different version of him.

tag me if u know me i dare u HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Meh

plays Yara Yara Phonk near your ear

You already know who am i

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ooc I have zero idea what that is and who you are.

what is this horrid noise?

m1k0n4k4d41

So this is the mafia? Less impressive than I thought.

-@classic-builderman

*they all looked at Builderman silently. Untill Contractee spoke up with his voice laced with sass*

Contractee: WHAAAaatt??-.. got a problem with us? God forbid we're the mafia.. it's only blood and debt!

Soldier: hush it Contracte-

classic-telamon

That is not helping your case

*hes right behind you*

m1k0n4k4d41

*Contractee looks behind. he's bewildered and confused*

Contractee: wha. What cas- what did i do.

*they're all confused. WHAT CASE*

classic-builderman

Let’s see…

*he’s got a list*

*hesistingoff crimes*

m1k0n4k4d41

*Contractee stood and so did the others. Listening while clenching their weapons.*

....

*tense silence*

classic-telamon

*he leans down*

yo guys are a VERY hard group to find.

Telamon commends you. Telamon has not had such a good hunt in a very long time.

m1k0n4k4d41

"wh-what command-.. what should we do for you?.._

*Consigliere asked. confused but also mixed with a little resistance at the command that's coming.*

"yeah? What ya want?"

"Con shut up.."

classic-builderman

Fighting is pointless. I could snap my fingers and you all would be dead on the ground.

so here’s how this is gunna go.

We need to have a chat with your boss.

your going to take us to him.

Try anything funny and you can say good by to this guy*he holds up a picture of some one very important to them*

got it?

m1k0n4k4d41

*they stare at Builderman. Then back at eachother. Then again at Builderman*

"what."

*Soldier said. Confused but worried. HE tried to read Builderman expression but it was unreadable*

"what conversation?"

classic-telamon

I would suggest you start moving before i decide you look like my lunch

m1k0n4k4d41

So this is the mafia? Less impressive than I thought.

-@classic-builderman

*they all looked at Builderman silently. Untill Contractee spoke up with his voice laced with sass*

Contractee: WHAAAaatt??-.. got a problem with us? God forbid we're the mafia.. it's only blood and debt!

Soldier: hush it Contracte-

classic-telamon

That is not helping your case

*hes right behind you*

m1k0n4k4d41

*Contractee looks behind. he's bewildered and confused*

Contractee: wha. What cas- what did i do.

*they're all confused. WHAT CASE*

classic-builderman

Let’s see…

*he’s got a list*

*hesistingoff crimes*

m1k0n4k4d41

*Contractee stood and so did the others. Listening while clenching their weapons.*

....

*tense silence*

classic-telamon

*he leans down*

yo guys are a VERY hard group to find.

Telamon commends you. Telamon has not had such a good hunt in a very long time.

m1k0n4k4d41

So this is the mafia? Less impressive than I thought.

-@classic-builderman

*they all looked at Builderman silently. Untill Contractee spoke up with his voice laced with sass*

Contractee: WHAAAaatt??-.. got a problem with us? God forbid we're the mafia.. it's only blood and debt!

Soldier: hush it Contracte-

classic-telamon

That is not helping your case

*hes right behind you*

officialest-c00lest-kidd

I should try and get like a billion dads.... YEA THAT'S WHAT IM GONNA DO

classic-telamon

Great. Now Telamon is going to take out your father.

you behave until we get back

messenger-of-the-spawn

hi.

-@classic-telamon

…hello.

classic-telamon

I don’t like you….i think I’ll take you out now

messenger-of-the-spawn

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

classic-telamon

*he picks you up and throws you down a flight of stairs*

messenger-of-the-spawn

hi.

-@classic-telamon

…hello.

classic-telamon

I don’t like you….i think I’ll take you out now

get-pwned-lolz

Since I'm fronting what if I tried summoning all the rp blogs host has followed recently that have me or tela in them? Hmmm.

guess Im gonna find out!

@ask-shed-da-chicken @shedletskyofthecircus @t3lam0n-au @shedletskyschickenshack @feathers-of-forsaken @telamojn @telamon-thewielderoftheswords @totallynottelamon @trelamon @greatest-admin-of-the-heights

huh

lots of me's

"why the FUCK are you here in Telamon's blog."

you're me but in roleplay mode dude. now stop breaking the fourth wall and say something before I get host to extend your mentally unwell event and you won't return to being regular me anytime soon.

"o shit"

"hmm uh Telamon is the best Shedletsky. Or Telamon. meh, both."

feathers-of-forsaken

Telamon is molting, what do you want.

get-pwned-lolz

"oh molting? that sucks for you. This is Shedletsky 's problem which is why he summoned you. Blame Shedletsky. Or does Telamon say blame John.."

hehehehejekfjekkxs this is my fault and my doing hxdjjdjzkwkdj

"stop breaking the fourth wall dumbass"

stop cussing!! cussing a no no

feathers-of-forsaken

WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT.

get-pwned-lolz

"nothing really.., you're really angry huh. hmm, oh oh, Telamon has stress relief plush. Telamon's gonna go and get it."

[few moments later he has a little Builder plush - he made it himself with his molted feathers when he was bored once. Builderman still doesn't know cuz he hides it out of embarrassment 😭]

"stress relief plush? you can rip it if you're that angry since Telamon can just sew it back again. Telamon knows that molting sucks. Have you preened yet or are they not loose enough?"

feathers-of-forsaken

He snatches the plush like he found something to eat, and sniffs if for a second before tucking it under one of his wings.

Mm. Acceptable. And they aren’t loose yet. It’s itchy. Telamon hates being itchy.

get-pwned-lolz

[He watched as he snatched the plushie. Normally he'd be upset that someone else had his comfort plushie, but one, he offered it himself, and two, he would do the same.] "so that's why you're so mad. Makes sense, considering wings are sensitive which only makes the itching worse and you can't preen for a bit till you actually start having loose feathers. Telamon hates molt and being itchy as well, but Telamon does get help with preening a lot."

feathers-of-forsaken

…Brighteyes is dead. And Builderman doesn’t come around as much. Telamon had nobody to help him.

get-pwned-lolz

"ah that's .., unfortunate.. Telamon gives his condolences. If you ever want to see Brighteyes again just come here since she's here in the realm. She might be willing to help you preen, Telamon thinks so. Builder is also here, actually.."

feathers-of-forsaken

…no.

get-pwned-lolz

"hm? ah, if you don't want to Telamon supposed that's fine. The offer's always up."

*'telamon wonders if he has attachment issues or just wants to be lonely.. huh..'*

feathers-of-forsaken

There is no point, is there? You are different. You don’t understand. You physically cannot understand.

classic-telamon

Talk about trauma.

Telamon is glade he has none