A Potato Javelin Wielding Hair Destroyer

I'm just a tiny bit, insignificantly obsessed with Dragon Age. Just a bit... Alright, a lot. I don't draw, I only write.... Unless you count obscenely crude stick figures with what looks like potatoes. So maybe I'll post things about Dragon Age, or maybe I'll just eat this cracker... On another note, My pen name is Lyall Fidelis on... well, everywhere. You can find me on FanFiction.net under that name. I'm part of an unruly quad of Bioware Whores- to which I've earned the reputation as the snarky and/or unpredictable commentator.

[lyallfidelis]

I went through my entire profile to try to figure out what he was going to buy me

[sad--gal]

"I miss you” Is the nicest text you can receive

[aidn]

"i bought a monster truck"

[pastelcthulhu]

"I have too much money you can have it"

[mudboned-deactivated20161214]

"I got you pizza"

[titankillingl0ngtermb00tycall]

"tom hiddleston is driving to your house right now"

[nicolascageforfourteenthdoctor]

"tom hiddleston had too much money and so he’s driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that he got for you"

[itsakindofbleep]

"…because he missed you."

[watchingcuriously-deactivated20]

The thing that bothers me about the Qunari is that they don’t appear to have a culture. The have the Qun and what it “demands” of them, but nothing else.

In Origins, Sten was confused by the purpose of play. We also learned that Qunari...

[gamerisms]

E3 is coming up....you know what that means?

We’re going to be playing our favorite game, “How Many Protagonists Will Be White Men With Brown Hair!” Spoiler: It’s gonna be a lot of them.

[altonym-deactivated20150220]

#dont make it a drinking game tho or youll die

[boombangbing]

It has come to my attention tonight that some people don’t know about Chris Evans’s freckles.Let me tell you about his freckles.

[marielikestodraw-deactivated201]

FRECKLES YOU SAY. ALSO EYELASHES. JUST SAYING.

[abi-candi]

[ladyjomontilyet]

[vasselheims-archive]

Ending of Dragon Age 2 in a nutshell.

[lyallfidelis]

My first 24 hours on okcupid

[myprettynaillady-deactivated201]

There’s a hash on twitter that burned my cookies. The above tweets are why.

[thehumble01-deactivated20150915]

is it safe to fangasm right now? 

[lyallfidelis]

[aristocraticbunnies]

I’m starting to think that Hawke might just be a jerk

[lyallfidelis]

Awe look at this high kitty that isn't even mine. Adorable Kevin is adorable

[allgirlstothefront-blog-deactiv]

You say not all men are monsters? Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10% of them are poisoned. Go ahead. Eat a handful. Not all M&Ms are poison.

- The Frogman nails it. (via wlcometothemyscira)

[tomokoshiretoko]

best of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

[ingthing]

Legendary.

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

what was phoenix wright

[kikk-uunyan-deactivated20121106]

THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST

[spadesslick]

Yaoi water

[grawly]

the best part about this scene is that it takes place during a conversation at a restaurant and everything about the actual setting is normal except this shot of his water being disproportionately large is injected for about one single second and goes back to normal in the next cut.

it is never actually mentioned 

[catbountry]

The entire show is like this.

[lyallfidelis]

Seriously The entire show Like this. Plus that Mohawk?? Yeah. It moves, wiggles and grows on it’s own and no one says a fucking word