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+ eleventh doctor appreciation day countdown: ↳ April 1st - One belly-achingly funny moment » Amy’s Choice
Nay, no growing up. Ye would not be my Gabriel if you did. - Yo te quiero más. Not many if you truly think about it. We’re both lucky, would you hush? I thought we were to enjoy the adventure, not focus on all the places we’ve snuck off to in the halls…. Unless…
Oh, I say we must sneak around.. just like we used to remember? - Except this time let's not get caught. Celia and Beatriz, Si must be aware of them at all times if only to not go through that again.
Yes. Hello.
Si, Hello.. - Still have that murderous look don't ye? I shall inform Lena I'm sleeping on the ship while we are here.
You’re quite handsome yourself… - He is absolutely irresponsible, ‘tis part of the reason I am so fond of him, really. I could never turn down such a wonderful knight in shining armor. Si, rescue me.
Are you now? Because here he was thinking that he might have to do just a tiny bit of growing up. Maybe some day, or never.. Si never sounds wonderful. Your knight in shining armor always my love. - Te amo, luckiest bastard alive ye know? Married my best-friend. How many can say the same?
Ay! I am not sure what ye mean most beautiful but - ya better be careful. My husband is to be arriving any second.
Most beautiful, as in the most gorgeous human being on this earth. - Your husband huh? He's very very irresponsible then, leaving a lady like you to fend for herself. I might just need to snatch you up, rescue you. You know be the valiant knight in shining armor. Que dices mi amor? Is it a yes?
Your insults still mirror that of a young man, Gabriel. I expected more of you. Have you not grown?
... No
I’m sure you looked quite lovely, Your Grace. Quite.
Si, I make quite the lovely woman actually.. good genes and all. Can't say I see the same thing for you Your Majesty.
Ay dios mío - Must you continue to look at me like that?
Look at ye like what? Like you're still the most beautiful woman in the world? Like I'm not completely in love? Impossible.. now come here wife, let's take a trip down memory lane si?
Do I bow now? —Alright, alright. Esta bien. Ay, Gabriel… do you remember that time you wore a dress? — Too soon? And hold it, sir. I believe you are forgetting something.
Your flan? No I did not forget it actually It's in my belly. - But come here, I haven't seen you in God knows how long. I've missed ye, without our long talks I'm afraid I have no purpose in life. So now tell me, you aren't just fat si? That you haven't been stuffing your face with flan because you miss me so much.
That marriage was not my choice, and ye know it. Though everything seems to have worked out for the best, aye? We are both happily married… And my children do not have to deal with having an idiot who likes to dress as a woman for their father.
Bitting your tongue there aren't you Margaret, last I recall your husband is as much of an idiot as I am. So that argument is null and void, but si I am happily married, to a wife who isn't neurotic and controlling. That was the most refreshing change I must say. - Because imagine if I had to spend the rest of my life with you.. I would have found a way to end my life I'm sure. Kind of like I want to find a way now.. maybe I'll find Lucrezia and insult her, si it's much better than standing here and listening to your bitter ramblings.
Mm. Yes. Right. You enjoy wearing dresses, then?
If I did, I do nae see why it's any of your concern your Majesty. I will respectfully ignore the question.
Please, do not leave on my behalf. Besides, my son seems quite fond of your daughter— You know, the one that ruined our second engagement.
Si unfortunately that daughter of mine does nae do what I tell her. Told her to stay away from grimy little Scots. - And if I re-call you weren't too beat up about our engagement ending.. weren't you married like a week later? Si such a shame, trying to still make a man feel bad over something that mattered little to nothing. Women, you and your vindictive natures.
… Dresses…
Si, you know women wear them.. - or in some cases you do when your wife is with child and you're.. doesn't nae matter.
Well, if it isn’t my liege. Ay, por favor. I will drop all of my clever jests I have ever came up with towards you if you throw on a gown, right now.
My one and true lady. Ay Beatriz no I'm not going to wear a dress for you.. besides it only happened once, and it was while Lena was with child. - I had to keep her happy si? We won't speak of it, no I refuse and ye will forget I said it esta bien?
Gabriel.
No...
Mar.. Your Majesty.. Your Grace, Si I'm leaving now.