ClassicalCoop

Speak, River, and I will heed, For you, abounding time and dream, Want not want And only know to be.

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[mymusicstuff2]

A young Joe Biden

[coaztal]

I’d smash

[divinghoe-deactivated20181123]

honestly yeah

[arcampbell94]

Oh my 😳

[webcomicname]

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

[toywaving]

For all of my LGBTQIAP+ siblings out there, right now.. Please don’t give up. We will be heard. I love you all, please stay safe. Please.

[deeplifequotes]

Everything in this world is easier said than done, nothing worth having comes easily, stop making excuses and start making positive changes.

Unknown (via deeplifequotes)

[outropeace]

positive things…

[fuzzyourself]

I feel so relaxed now! Thanks, random internet GIF!

[micdotcom]

in case you need this tonight.

[glumshoe]

Hey...

If Trump wins tonight, let’s all agree to survive and thrive out of spite.

[pervocracy]

This is important. Life goes on. We can still take care of ourselves and each other.

[pickleston]

[lookathernow]

If Donald Trump wins, it will be the fault of every FUCKING idiot who pretended that both candidates were equally terrible. Y'all had the opportunity to get your head out of your ass. Still you chose to be a FUCKING idiot. Y'all fucked it up for everyone. Fuck you. Good night.

[unshrink]

its so hard for me to calculate anything in inches without thinking about dick

[trixya-trash]

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

never in my gay life have i witnessed something so iconic

[mtv]

[mexicanheaux]

How can vine shut down knowing a vine this pure and good exists?

[iwishihadafather]

i am so inspired right now

[complex-qrs]

Life mantra

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!