Actual Quotes From Classmates

Actual quotes from actual people attending an actual high school (Yes, I take submissions)

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"I got sprayed by a girl with an Australia shaped forehead"

Me: what

"There was a girl in the hallway that sprayed me. I told her she had a forehead shaped like Australia and she squirted me in the face with her water bottle"

me: oh..Well you know those people with the Australia shaped foreheads. They have no chill.

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POTTED PLANT EMOJI

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Stop texting your ugly ass boyfriend, he looks like a mushroom!

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I like the Green Party because it has a nice colour

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It’s not cocaine!

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ARSEN! ARSEN! ARSEN!

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Cringe is my drip

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PAC MAN IS LOVE PAC MAN IS GOD

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I hate when adults say “don’t do drugs don’t do drugs” like, this is the middle of the suburbs I don’t think I’m going to find any methamfetamine here

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Have you guys heard about big guys?

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Don’t say you’d run a sex toy shop because your explanation would be weird

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School starts tomorrow :3

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Aw shoot the school year starts in almost a week. I can finally get back to my gimmick!

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Reminder that you can send submissions anytime

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You wanna hear a chicken?

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Miscarriage moment!

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There should be a civil rights movement for centaurs