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Valerie Cortello Tattoo Artist Pansexual and possibly poly 28 years young

[xyla-v]

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌:

“Xy!” Valerie whines like a petulant child. “You’re gonna wrinkle the skirt for the tree!” She pouts, looking at the piece of fabric that was still uncovered by Xyla’s body. However, she still grins at the sight of her friend that she knows would always come running whenever she needs her. “Besides, have you ever known me to not have wine? I feel like you’re starting to forget the type of person I am.” She says with a dramatic sigh.

“We can iron it, or steam it, or whatever. Plus it’s going to be hidden by all the presents I’m sure are already hiding away in your closet, so it’s not like anyone will even see it,” Xyla said, waving off Valerie’s worries. Sitting up, she pulled the skirt from under her and tossed it with the pile or ornaments sitting on the floor. “See, now that’s why you’re my girl,” she grinned, setting her bag down on the couch and shrugging her coat off. “If we’re gonna do this, we need to be substantially wine drunk and be blasting Michael Buble Christmas tunes. If not, I’m out of here.”

[classyvalerie-cortello]

Xyla was, as usual, right. Valerie was gonna bury the skirt in presents, so making it look less wrinkly was a waste. But still, the aesthetic. Valerie watched as she pulled the skirt out from under her before tossing it with all the other miscellaneous decorations. At the suggestion, she smiles at her friend. "That is the best way to decorate. Hopefully the neighbors won't call the landlord on me again for blasting my Christmas jams. I swear half this floor is occupied by Scrooges"

[classyvalerie-cortello]

Whoever said that Valerie is a little dramatic and very excitable would be correct. Christmas is coming soon and she plans to decorate. Last year when she decorated for Christmas, she has glitter in her hair for over a week and had the landlord called on her twice for the loud Christmas music echoing from her apartment. Her toning it down this year? Not a chance. Maybe she sent a vague message out asking for 'help' and that it was an 'emergency' but it wasn't too bad. When her 'volunteer' arrived, she immediately closed the door before they could escape from the mere sight of her excessive decorations and bare Christmas tree. "Don't be mad but I need help and this was the quickestway yo get you here."

[wakefieldshq]

Grace had received the emergency text and rushed to Valerie’s place as quickly as possible. She hoped the other was alright, and part of her had debated calling an ambulance but than realize that she should probably see what was wrong first as chances are that was not nessasary. She ran to the woman’s apartment all out of breath and as soon as she was in the room, she had opened her mouth to speak but the other girl cut her off. Her mouth fell open slightly “w..what? So your okay?” She asked in a bit of shock

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"I mean physically, I am, but emotionally, no. My place isn't festive enough for the holiday season." She says with a rather innocent grin towards Grace. "And I'm sorry for making it seem life or death, but I figured this would get your attention much quicker than anything else. Please help me? I'll owe you big time!"

[classyvalerie-cortello]

Whoever said that Valerie is a little dramatic and very excitable would be correct. Christmas is coming soon and she plans to decorate. Last year when she decorated for Christmas, she has glitter in her hair for over a week and had the landlord called on her twice for the loud Christmas music echoing from her apartment. Her toning it down this year? Not a chance. Maybe she sent a vague message out asking for 'help' and that it was an 'emergency' but it wasn't too bad. When her 'volunteer' arrived, she immediately closed the door before they could escape from the mere sight of her excessive decorations and bare Christmas tree. "Don't be mad but I need help and this was the quickestway yo get you here."

[xyla-v]

As soon as the words emergency flashed across her phone screen, Xyla zipped into action. She quickly grabbed anything and everything she could possibly need, stuffed it into her purse and ran down to her car, making the quick drive over to Valerie’s place. Maybe she’d hurt herself and needed someone to take her to the hospital? Maybe her apartment was on fire? Maybe she had a flat tire? Not that Xy would be any real help in any of those situations, but at least she could provide emotional support. Before long, Xy found herself bursting through Valerie’s apartment, only to be greeted by her friend covered in everything tinsel and sparky. “This is what you called me here for?!” Xy exclaimed, slumping down onto her couch, not even bothering to move the decorations that were littered across it. “I though you were in trouble, V! Fuck. If I’d known that’s what I was coming here to do then I would have stopped for a bottle of wine!”

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"Xy!" Valerie whines like a petulant child. "You're gonna wrinkle the skirt for the tree!" She pouts, looking at the piece of fabric that was still uncovered by Xyla's body. However, she still grins at the sight of her friend that she knows would always come running whenever she needs her. "Besides, have you ever known me to not have wine? I feel like you're starting to forget the type of person I am." She says with a dramatic sigh.

[aloysiusshea]

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌:

Whoever said that Valerie is a little dramatic and very excitable would be correct. Christmas is coming soon and she plans to decorate. Last year when she decorated for Christmas, she has glitter in her hair for over a week and had the landlord called on her twice for the loud Christmas music echoing from her apartment. Her toning it down this year? Not a chance. Maybe she sent a vague message out asking for ‘help’ and that it was an 'emergency’ but it wasn’t too bad. When her 'volunteer’ arrived, she immediately closed the door before they could escape from the mere sight of her excessive decorations and bare Christmas tree. “Don’t be mad but I need help and this was the quickestway yo get you here.”

A 911 text from Valerie probably should’ve been something that went in one ear and out the other for Jasmine by now, but the younger girl was far too gullible for that. The emergency text worried her quite a bit, so as soon as her shift was over, she gunned it over to her friend’s and knocked rapidly on her front door. Though the intense concern that had weighed her down vanished when she was actually let into the apartment. “Valerie Cortello, I swear…” But the frustration faded almost as soon as it appeared. Dramatic, sure, but Jasmine adored Christmas. There was no way she could stay grumpy when a Christmas tree was in front of her. “You’re lucky I have such a jolly disposition. You’d totally be dead otherwise.” Immediately, she crouched in front of a box of decorations to start untangling some string lights. “You need to come help me decorate after this. All my Christmas stuff is still sadly jammed into my closet and it’s time to change that.”

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"Well, you can wait until after New Year's to kill me." Valerie says, not at all bothered by the super vague threat. She's used to her dramatics getting mixed reviews but she normally is able to keep people from being too upset with her by using her own natural charm. "Okay, it's a deal! I'll definitely have to bake some cookies to make the process more... festive. Any particular flavor you like?" She asks as she starts to shift through the decorations as well, her mind already racing on how she wants to do things. She hasn't even thought of a color scheme! "Should we do red and silver or red and gold?"

[classyvalerie-cortello]

Whoever said that Valerie is a little dramatic and very excitable would be correct. Christmas is coming soon and she plans to decorate. Last year when she decorated for Christmas, she has glitter in her hair for over a week and had the landlord called on her twice for the loud Christmas music echoing from her apartment. Her toning it down this year? Not a chance. Maybe she sent a vague message out asking for 'help' and that it was an 'emergency' but it wasn't too bad. When her 'volunteer' arrived, she immediately closed the door before they could escape from the mere sight of her excessive decorations and bare Christmas tree. "Don't be mad but I need help and this was the quickestway yo get you here."

[hodaya-shapiro-91]

“It’s fine, I’ve got some wine and snacks, and yeah, I’m ready to assist you,” said Hodaya, “And after this, I need to start decorating for Chanukah, even though it isn’t the biggest holiday.” 

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"Sounds good! And I can definitely help you decorate for Chanukah since you're helping me with this. It'll be so much fun!" Valerie beams excitedly at the idea. "Maybe play some music?"

[theandrewmoore]

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌:

“I’d like that.” Valerie smiles back at him, now too distracted from her meal by his presence. It’s so easy for her to lose track of her surroundings and focus on him. At the kiss, she returns it happily, setting the plate aside and wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him closer. She honestly feels too happy to be doing this with him, having no qualms with expressing how much he means to her.

He put his hand through her hair, cradling her face to bring her closer. The comfort of the bed beneath them was welcome. From the heat between them and his own desire he hated to break it up but he couldn’t help smiling. Almost a chuckle. She had a way of making his mind wander. He pulled away only the slightest amount, remaining close and spoke quietly. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to ruin the moment.” He really didn’t, yet another laugh slipped through. Andrew just thought of how funny life was. One moment, or morning rather, being entirely different than the last. Six months ago he didn’t see this for himself, hell six days ago even, getting to be with someone who he truly cared for again. It was probably too early to say something like that but he felt it and was so glad. 

[classyvalerie-cortello]

Valerie didn't realize how much she loved his touch until she felt his fingers through her hair while they kissed, making her feel like melting putty. She never thought she'd feel so weak for one person. When he separated, she giggled a bit along with his laughter and buried her face into his shoulder, nuzzling him a bit in his neck. "You're fine, Andy. Nothing could ruin this moment." She says and lightly kisses his neck. There's already a lot she wants to say and do but now isn't the time. "As much as I love this, perhaps she pull away before I start getting a little too excited." She says and pulls away but gives him another quick kiss on the lips.

[classyvalerie-cortello]

What Three Habits Will Improve Your Life?

"1. Drinking water! Keeps your body clean and your face clear. Also, hydration is super important.

2. Dancing. Not really a habit but it's pretty therapeutic and can increase your serotonin levels if you just dance a little in your own home if you have to. Just twirl and bounce a bit."

3. Make sure to learn your boundaries and enforce them. Your life will be so much easier if you're not constantly sacrificing your own comfort to cater to someone else's."

[classyvalerie-cortello]

what is your favorite tattoo that you have?

"I have a tattoo on my outer thigh that's a red lipstick print. You have to be dating me to see why. 😉"

[classyvalerie-cortello]

Ugliest tattoo you've seen?

"OMG, I have a ton of horror stories of tattoos I was asked to cover up. The absolute worst was this tattoo of Nigel Thornberry with an octopus body. That was a pain to cover up but I managed it. It's now an intricate bouquet of thorns and roses."

[tinselbrie]

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌:

“Did I wake you?” She asks him with a worried pout, now concerned about the fact she may be actually disturbing him. At his question, she smiles and nods. “Yes, those cookies. They are the best part of the holiday season, outside of the lights, of course. You can take a quick nap if you’d like. Or enough cookies to wake yourself up.”

“you didn’t wake me but if you had been maybe ten minutes later with the text then that may have been a different story.” he laughed. Declan could see the concerned look on her face. “but it’s okay, I don’t mind.” he quickly added with a grin, trying to make her feel better. His smile grew as she confirmed the cookie selection. “oh no, I’ll pass on the nap, give me some cookies and I’ll decorate anything you want me to.”

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"Oh. Again, I have to apologize for dragging you away from sleep. You can stay the night here so you're not dragging yourself back home when we're done?" She offers and goes to grab the cookies before returning and offering him some. "I like the spirit! Because you're tall enough to reach the top of my tree. We can decorate that first."

[alisavilkuna]

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌:

“This may be a cinch compared to Christmas. I can hardly imagine putting up a tree while a cat is around and attacking the bulbs and garlands.”

“Oh that is going to be so much fun, thankfully I will have help putting them up so one of my family members can keep her entertained while it happens.”

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"I can keep her busy! I love cats and I would love the privilege of playing with yours. Maybe I can even buy her a cute Christmas sweater?"

[classyvalerie-cortello]

What's your favorite tattoos to do?

"Watercolor tattoos are wonderful! I also love to practice my calligraphy."

[classyvalerie-cortello]

What are 5 turn offs that will completely push you away from a guy?

"1. Pushy guys. I may be an affectionate flirt but even I have boundaries. Don't cross them."

2. Bragging. I don't mind a guy telling me about his accomplishments, I love cool stories! I just can't stand the exaggerated tales of grandeur or how they basically try to talk down my own accomplishments.

3. Picky eaters. I love trying new food so I need a guy that eats more than just chicken fingers and pizza.

4. Too clingy. You know the guys that are always blowing up the phone and get mad if you're not texting within two minutes even though it's 5 am? Yeah, them.

5. The guys that don't compromise when it comes to movies or shows. I have stuff I like to watch too and I don't want to just watch some sports game or some war film every time we hang out."

[athena-donovan]

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌

“God, I know exactly what you mean. I eat pretty healthy a lot of the time, but I’m so weak against sweets. If left alone, I’ll have to be rolled out of my apartment.”

“Right? It’s the holidays that really get me. I have to work out double the amount with all the food that I eat.”

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"I should start working out again. It's so easy to get lazy in the winter and I don't want to grown out of all my cute clothes."

[classyvalerie-cortello]

Whoever said that Valerie is a little dramatic and very excitable would be correct. Christmas is coming soon and she plans to decorate. Last year when she decorated for Christmas, she has glitter in her hair for over a week and had the landlord called on her twice for the loud Christmas music echoing from her apartment. Her toning it down this year? Not a chance. Maybe she sent a vague message out asking for 'help' and that it was an 'emergency' but it wasn't too bad. When her 'volunteer' arrived, she immediately closed the door before they could escape from the mere sight of her excessive decorations and bare Christmas tree. "Don't be mad but I need help and this was the quickestway yo get you here."

[meadowmoon-santos-blog]

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌:

Whoever said that Valerie is a little dramatic and very excitable would be correct. Christmas is coming soon and she plans to decorate. Last year when she decorated for Christmas, she has glitter in her hair for over a week and had the landlord called on her twice for the loud Christmas music echoing from her apartment. Her toning it down this year? Not a chance. Maybe she sent a vague message out asking for ‘help’ and that it was an 'emergency’ but it wasn’t too bad. When her 'volunteer’ arrived, she immediately closed the door before they could escape from the mere sight of her excessive decorations and bare Christmas tree. “Don’t be mad but I need help and this was the quickestway yo get you here.”

Meadow couldn’t deny when she got an emergency text, she panicked thinking that something was wrong. Which led her to almost running to Valerie’s in hopes that she got there in time. Once she got here, the woman gave a confused look when she saw the Christmas tree. “I thought you had to go to the hospital with how you acted. Don’t do that to me again.”

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"I'm sorry, but this is sort of an emergency. To me, at least. Christmas is too important to neglect." She says with a small pout, hoping to be forgiven for her dramatics. "I promise, next time it'll be a real emergency. But for now, it's a holiday emergency."

[classyvalerie-cortello]

QUESTION NIGHT!!!

Ask box is open for any and all questions right here!

[tinselbrie]

val3ri3-lov3s-vodquila‌:

Valerie was glad that Declan arrived promptly and without much question on why she labeled her plight as an emergency. “Well, darling, some people aren’t in the Christmas spirit. They probably would have said something about putting it up so early. I just wanted to get you here without the possibility of you backing out on me.” She explains with a slightly innocent expression at her unorthodox method. “Now that you’re here, want some sugar cookies before we get started? I got the ones with the snowmen on them.”

“touche, you have a point there.” He laughed, his finger playfully wagging at the woman as he looked around the woman’s apartment. Seeing that it looked like christmas upchucked all over humble abode. “that was actually really smart because I honestly probably would have passed, I was almost asleep when you cried for help.” he spoke freely, a smile forming on his face. “do you mean those small circle ones that are way better raw than cooked? Those are my favorite thing to eat around Christmas time.”

[classyvalerie-cortello]

"Did I wake you?" She asks him with a worried pout, now concerned about the fact she may be actually disturbing him. At his question, she smiles and nods. "Yes, those cookies. They are the best part of the holiday season, outside of the lights, of course. You can take a quick nap if you'd like. Or enough cookies to wake yourself up."