Ellie :)

26, She/her

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

[deathwarlock]

pjackk please come home. I got you a ham steak

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[hungwy]

Spoiled caterpillars!

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[mrscomputer]

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

[okjaybird]

[sailatina3]

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

[sailatina3]

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*

[stuckinapril]

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[lilyblisslys]

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

[lilyblisslys]

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

[squidish]

okayyyy listen up people 📣📣📣 everyone can stop calling anyone they hate a narcissist now!! we're all done we're moving on to the next new thing: talking kindly about mentally ill people. alright, thanks for your time. pass the message along.

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.