can i get a fuckin uh...

"I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavor of madness."

[brand-directory]

Nestle

[isnt-it-pretty]

Fucking Nestle is one of the worst goddamn brands on the planet.

[everyoneprotector]

Here is everyones reminder to block every goddamn brand that shows their face here. as fun as bullying this piece of shit resource stealer would be, block them so that they get no notes. make them leave this website so we dont become fucking twitter.

[captainkay]

Remember, we are shunning/exiling major corporate brands, not small businesses. This is a community; we like our mom and pop shops but we reject the greedy, heartless companies.

[xekstrin]

I don't want to encourage anyone to do anything blindly and that includes listening to me, and you should always do your own research especially when something appeals to your current understanding of the world, but to make things easier, here's a big old list of why Nestle sucks shit

[pettycentral]

[ayeforscotland]

[triviallytrue]

Twitter really is going to be totally unusable huh

[petr1kov]

it's always funny to see centrists trying to cope with disco elysium's writing by claiming that it makes fun of all political ideologies equally like. no it doesn't lol

[corvuspanoptes]

will never forget this completely unironic comment I saw on reddit a while back

[apas-95]

[valentinedagger]

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week

[dingdongyouarewrong]

actual tip for new tumblr users

don't use double quotation marks ("like this") in your tags if you're talking in the tags- it'll format it wrong and mess up what you're trying to say by taking whatever you put in the quotes and kicking it to the front of your tags. so for example, if you're trying to say

#you'd have to be an idiot to believe that "there's no such thing as greenland" #smh

it will format as

#there's no such thing as greenland #you'd have to be an idiot to believe that #smh

if you want to use quotations in the tags, i would recommend just using single quotes instead ('like this')! i'm not sure why tumblr does this, but it's very odd and it's been a problem for years.

[raptorcivilization]

Also if you see that post floating around that says “don’t interact with brand accounts”: that only applies to capitalistic for-profit corporations. Nonprofit organizations like museums and the Monterey Bay Aquarium are okay to interact with, in fact interact with them as much as possible

[raptorcivilization]

A small business ain’t a corp

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

lost media enthusiasts when the 30 second version of a persian dub of a burger king commercial from 1993 is found

[yoshifawful64]

Light Yagami 🤝 Walter White

Having people talk about your "slow descent into corruption" as if that motherfucker didn't see a slippery slope and grab a sled

[roboticoperatingbud]

HOLY SHIT

[roboticoperatingbud]

[aspaceinthecosmos]

ohhhh my god webb got an image of the pillars of creation and it’s absolutely STUNNING.

here it is compared to hubbles image:

[evilscientist3]

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

[anyotherstar]

What do you mean the water goes up

[evilscientist3]

It goes up.

[biracialalistair]

the sheer energies present here..

[biracialalistair]

for the uninformed i would like to point out the many layers of this tweet:

the op, whose name is currently "captain a.c.a.b.", is jeffrey cranor, writer of popular podcast "welcome to night vale"

the quote retweet is cecil baldwin, voice of said podcast, "welcome to night vale"

the tweet is liked by noelle stevenson, showrunner/creator of popular netflix show "she ra and the princesses of power"

the joke itself is comparing the tulsa trump rally to tumblr dashcon, which is a circa-2014 tumblr joke

which implies that all three of these internet pseudo celebs found the dashcon joke funny enough to like/retweet/quote-retweet im reeling

[quasarkisses]

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE WAS SCHEDULED TO PERFORM AT DASHCON YALL THEY PULLED OUT BUT THEY WERE THERE

[sashahilbert]

Man, how soon we forget. History is being unwritten before my eyes.

Night Vale had to pull out of Dashcon, yes, because Dashcon refused to pay them. Likewise, Noelle Stevenson was there, & had to pull out part of the way through the con when she found out that she would have to pay for her hotel room. The Night Vale group let Noelle Stevenson stay with them in their room. (She has since designed merch for them + been invited backstage to their live shows.)

This post is not just random internet celebrities posting old memes. This is also a toast to the beginning of their friendship.

[hungwy]

chilling in the voice chat, not talking, just gaming. feels like ur a 13th century farmer planting hardy root vegetables while ur listening to the neighbors quarrel about their cow again. its all just great fun

[catchymemes]

[lxdymaria]

a rainy day on ithaka 🌧️🌼

[hotwaterandmilk]

Series: Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou Artist: Yamagata Atsushi Publication: Dengeki B-Magazine (06/1998) Source: Scanned from personal collection