Aethirios

[aethirios]

I would love to hear more about spideydevil from you!

How did you come to ship them?

Is there a particular fic you would recommend?

Any headcanons?

Between Matt and Peter, who falls first and who falls harder?

Who confesses first?

What’s a random thing that makes you think of them?

Do you think Deadpool ships them? Or tries to set them up?

Hii, I saw someone say Charlie and Andrew were roommates and was like????? Then went down a rabbit hole from there lol.

Matt is one of the only consistent good superhero friends Peter has in the comics and all their interactions are so wholesome to me (They went antiquing!)

As for fics, I love 'this photograph is proof' by suzukiblu and oh I absolutely adore the 'jumble sale chic' series by thevibesaresimplyatrocious and 'heat lightning' series by towine (blacktreecle). I am always looking for fics of em so feel free to recommend me any!

Headcanons huh. Never really thought too much about them but I feel like they would become insufferable to everyone around em cause this is a disaster x disaster pairing lol. Oh also, Peter is never gonna let Matt live down his fling with Felicia probably.

As for who falls first, I'd think it's Peter. And he probably confesses, too. Matt will probably fally slowly but surely and deeply ~~

It's not my current top ship, so I only think about em when I see em. As for Deadpool tho, along the team red dynamics, he'll probably annoy the hell outta them till they get together about the 'tension in the air' and then be insufferable about it when they do. Oh, and he will probably suggest threesomes... a lot, what can I say? It's deadpool 🤷‍♀️

[aethirios]

What if, Peter glitches like 'Into the Spider verse' and he is actively dying/decaying in a molecular level and the only thing that is keeping him intact is Venom? (Like the current situation with MJ in the comics)

Ahh the potential. Here is a crack idea:

I can just imagine Peter and Venom kinda coming to a truce very begrudgingly. Venom wants to eat 'bad humans' and Peter having to reign it back cause hello? This is Gotham? And everyone is a candidate for that.

And maybe Peter passes out for a bit (exhaustion cause of a previous fight maybe?), and Venom decides they need food and completely takes over in full on Venom glory (cause Peter had stated no Spider-manning without scouting out the situation first and Venom can listen....sometimes)

That's how the bats find themselves surrounding a huge black monster with sharp teeth and a nightmarish long tongue and I imagine it going something like:

Dick: Easy there, big guy.

Jason: What the actual hell is that? Can we just start shooting already?

Venom: WE ARE VENOM.

Steph: Oh, great. It talks. Hey, ugly! What do you want?

Venom: NOT UGLY!

Steph: Wow. Sensitive.

Venom: WE ARE HUNGRY!

Tim: Hungry for what?

Venom: BAD HUMAN!

Dick: What does that even- yeah, nope. We're fighting that thing. Apprehend and then ask questions.

Jason: Finally. *Aims gun*

Steph: *sarcastically* You sure we can't get you something else, big guy? Really committed to the whole horror-monster aesthetic, huh?

Venom pauses.

Venom: ...CHOCOLATE.

Tim: Uh.

Jason: What?

Dick: Come again?

Venom: GIVE US CHOCOLATE!

A long silence follows.

Jason lowers his gun slightly.

Jason: Are we seriously negotiating snack preferences with the eldritch nightmare over there???

Dick: Apparently.

Venom: WE CAN SMELL CHOCOLATE.

Steph: You've got to be kidding me.

Venom: GIVE IT!

Tim: The fuck?

And so the bats watch this thing eat their whole stash of chocolates and transform into an ordinary looking guy.

And Peter opens his eyes to like 4 vigilantes staring down at him with very weird expressions.

[aethirios]

Finding this blog is like finding a perfectly sword shaped stick in the wilderness

My god, that's the sweetest thing anyone has said to me to this date. 💖💖💖

Welcome Anon. I hope you keep enjoying the sporadic plot bunnies I spew out 😂

[aethirios]

Friend: So. Who do you ship Spidey with?

Me: Hm? Like in Marvel?

Friend: Uhhh, He is from Marvel right? Or just like in general I guess....

Me: *deep breath* MJ, Harry, Gwen, Flash, Ned, Johnny, Matt, Silk, Felicia, Kitty, Deadpool, Harley Keener

Friend: Wait, what-

Me: *Continuing with a crazed look* Jason, Tim, Duke, Cass, Steph, Dick, Barbara, Damian (if they are aged similar), Kara, Kon, Superman Prime-

Friend: Ummm *slowly backs away*

Me: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Danny Phantom.....*continues reciting into the sunset*

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Y'all, I ship him with anything and everything ok???? As long as I see a good enough fanart or read a fanfic or heck, just a prompt? Bam! Shipped!

(Also, my friend barely knows Spiderman much less the different versions of him or the comics in general. Safe to say I talked their ears off for the next couple of hours and they are fully traumatized 👍🏼)

[aethirios]

DC x Marvel AU where Aunt May goes on a date with Alfred Pennyworth.

I'd imagine the Batkids following Alfred to see who this mystery lady is. Full-on detective mode cause this is Alfred we're talking about.

And maybe Peter drops May off at the restaurant and sticks around for a bit because he wants to catch a glimpse of the guy May has been so excited about.

The Batkids immediately clock this random guy who's suspiciously but also awkwardly trying to hide. Meanwhile, Peter's spider-sense is giving him a low-level warning, and he can practically feel multiple pairs of eyes on him.

This leads to a cat-and-mouse chase in the background, which eventually ends in a scuffle. Probably with Damian actively plotting murder.

That's when they hear an *ahem*.

They turn around to find Alfred and May glaring down at them.

Of course, both May and Alfred immediately apologize to each other for their stupid children.

The Batkids figure out pretty quickly that Peter is Spider-Man, mostly because he's kind of abysmal at hiding it.

Peter, meanwhile, figures out they're Gotham vigilantes because apparently those guys were Wyanes.

Once you suspect one billionaire of secretly running around in a mask, it's pretty easy to start connecting the dots. (What's with billionaires either being Heroes or straight up villians, where are the normal corrupt billionaires out there huh?) Add the fact that his spider-sense warned him about them in the first place, and it becomes pretty obvious they aren't exactly normal.

So now Alfred and May are officially dating, Spider-Man is occasionally being spotted in Gotham, and the Batkids keep showing up in New York.

At first, they mostly piss each other off, but they gradually start developing a begrudging respect for one another. Turns out spiders and bats make a pretty good team.

...Doesn't mean they stop bickering, though.

Spidey and Nightwing are absolutely insufferable whenever they start showing off. Peter spends half his time arguing with Tim about science. Jason, Duke, and Peter have an ongoing prankwar. Damian keeps switching between wanting a spar with Peter to straight up maiming him. Steph thinks the entire situation is the funniest thing she's ever witnessed.

Peter gets along great with Cass, though.

I mean... it's Cass.

And he gets along with Barbara because she's terrifying.

Honestly, all the girls are a little scary if you ask him.

Bruce is just happy for Alfred and genuinely appreciates May. He's happy to spend more time with them over lovely lunches and dinners, and he lets the kids sort out their own beef.

At the end of the day, they all end up with a little more family.

And they wouldn't have it any other way.

[aethirios]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2zyOP8Su7Eo

You know your fics are being dubbed?

????? Holy??? What? OMG!!!!!!

Damn, no, I did not know that. Wow. I feel like I reached a milestone of sort 😂😂😂

I'm super happy that it's reached way more people and that they are enjoying it! It was super fun to read all the comments, too.

Thanks for bringing it to my attention! ❤️

[aethirios]

I NEED a fic where Spidey and Joker get like, trapped in a room.

And the whole of Batfam rushing to rescue this new guy in Gotham who got himself stuck with the worst of the insane Gotham has to offer.

When they do get to them, they find Joker either frothing at the mouth in anger or like close to tears due to shear frustration cause Spidey?

Spidey had webbed him up (and gagged him) and has been telling him jokes. Non stop. Just going at it. For hours.

And Joker has never been more greatful to see Batman.

[aethirios]

Spidey dropping random facts that ironically makes the bats conclude that there was a cult related trauma involved like:

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Peter: Actually, my body can move without me.

Jason: ...Excuse me?

Peter: Yeah. My soul doesn't need to be in my body for it to keep moving.

Tim: Okay, no. Nuh uh. What does that sentence mean???

Peter: Which part?

Jason: THE PART WHERE YOU APPARENTLY DIE AND KEEP WALKING AROUND???

Peter: Oh my God, dramatic much? I don't die. I just got shoved out of my body—

Dick: What?

Peter: —but the other kept it running.

Silence.

Jason: The... other?

Tim: There is another... guy?

Peter: Well, actually, it might be a female? But no, more like... a presence.

Jason: There is a PRESENCE inside you.

Peter: Yeah! The Spider!

Bruce slowly lowers the newspaper he has absolutely not been listening behind.

Bruce: The Spider.

Peter: Mhm. I mean, there’s a reason I went with Spider-Man, you know? Unlike some people who are just straight-up furries. *side-eyes Bruce*

Steph makes a strangled choking noise trying not to laugh.

Jason: Peter. Define “The Spider.”

Peter: You know. The instinct. My conscious subconscious. The thing that pilots my body when I’m not home.

Dick: When you are not— *deep breath* Peter, has this “Spider” ever controlled your body without permission?

Peter: No? Technically, it only comes out when I can’t give permission? *laughs*

Everyone stares at him.

Peter: Okay, wow. Tough crowd. *checks his phone* Oh crap, gotta go.

Jason: Nope. You can’t just waltz out of this conversation.

Peter: Jeez. Why is this such a big deal?? You literally came back from the dead. *points to Dick* He has a prophecy about him. *points to Tim* And that one is missing a spleen!

Bruce, Dick, Jason, and Steph: *turn to Tim simultaneously* You are missing a spleen?????

Tim: Uhhhh, hey! I told you that in confidence! He is getting away! PETER!

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Inspired by Peter and Jason fucking with the Batfam by telling them Peter was in a cult in the fic Existential Crisis Mode.

The thing about Peter, tho, is that he is so much more convincing when he is not even trying lololol

[pinkymarshmallows]

I know it's not the case here, but Just Imagine if ECM Peter has ever encoutered Venom before ending up in Gotham.

Imagine the Batfam reacting to that.

Jason: you had what controlling you??

Peter: basically It was alien that would literally transform into a suit, ngl, It was a sick suit, and It would whisper Things in my ear. Mostly It wanted me to kill people and eat them

Jason:... Petey I'm genuinely worried, have you ever had 100% control of your mind?

Peter: I have now!

All Is followed by Jason facepalming himself and then pinching his eyebrows. Boy Is so done.

[aethirios]

Ohhh yeah, definitely.

Peter: *shrugging* Ateast I didn't have a child with it.

Jason: *blankly* What?

Peter: Yeah....it ended up having multiple children with another host. Man, they definitely had a bond. *Nods to himself*

Peter: Most of the "kids" are like seriel killers. Idk man, those things have a weird obsession with me.

After a while of things like this, the batfam should develop a healthy dose of fear whenever Peter shares parts of his past with them lol.

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Peter trying to open up to the Batfamily while hiding that he is Spider-Man by saying increasingly incriminating shit like:

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“I mean,” Peter said with a shrug, “I used to sell pictures of myself for money. Maybe I should do it again.”

Tim nearly choked on his drink.

Steph blinked. “...What kind of pictures?”

Peter snorted. “The kind people paid stupid amounts for if I got caught in the middle of things.”

Duke’s eyes widened in horror.

Peter kept going, blissfully unaware.

“I mean, it wasn’t THAT bad. My... uh... sponsor made sure I was taken care of.”

Tim stared. “Your… sponsor.”

“Yeah,” Peter said casually. “Found me when I was fourteen.”

Dick’s voice exploded through the still-active phone call Tim had forgotten to hang up.

“WHAT.”

“Honestly, he kinda ghosted me after he was done with me though.”

Steph made a strangled noise somewhere between sympathy and fury.

Duke looked physically ill.

“To be fair,” Peter continued, “I DID crash his—”

He stopped.

“...Uh. I mean, I was involved in a plane crash. Uh. His plane.” Peter rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “He felt bad afterward and offered me a deal which i turned down?”

“What kind of deal?” Duke whispered.

Peter froze for a second too long before replying, “...An internship?”

Nobody believed him.

Not even remotely.

“After he died I spiraled a little,” Peter continued quietly. “Trusted the wrong guy.”

Tim’s stomach dropped.

Peter rubbed at his face tiredly.

“And then he uploaded a video of me to the internet.”

Jason’s voice immediately cut through Dick’s phone speaker, where he had been listening in on.

“HE WHAT?”

Steph slapped both hands over her mouth.

Duke looked ready to commit murder.

Tim had gone eerily still in the way Bruce usually did.

Peter noticed the silence and finally started looking uncertain.

Determining he should probably just finish the story, he continued, “I tried to fix it, but I screwed everything up and lost everyone.”

The room fell into horrified silence.

Peter looked around. Realized far too late that he had completely obliterated the mood. And promptly panicked.

“ANYWAY,” he announced way too loudly, “I’m broke again. Maybe I should start selling pics again, hahaha—”

“ABSOLUTELY NOT,” Duke said instantly.

“No,” Tim agreed immediately.

Somewhere on the other end of the line, Dick had gone suspiciously quiet with a darkened expression over his face that spelt trouble for the people that hurt his family, and Jason didn't feel like stopping him anytime soon.

And Peter....

Well, let's just say, maybe it might have been better for him if they found out he was Spider-Man.

[aethirios]

Spidey dropping random facts that ironically makes the bats conclude that there was a cult related trauma involved like:

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Peter: Actually, my body can move without me.

Jason: ...Excuse me?

Peter: Yeah. My soul doesn't need to be in my body for it to keep moving.

Tim: Okay, no. Nuh uh. What does that sentence mean???

Peter: Which part?

Jason: THE PART WHERE YOU APPARENTLY DIE AND KEEP WALKING AROUND???

Peter: Oh my God, dramatic much? I don't die. I just got shoved out of my body—

Dick: What?

Peter: —but the other kept it running.

Silence.

Jason: The... other?

Tim: There is another... guy?

Peter: Well, actually, it might be a female? But no, more like... a presence.

Jason: There is a PRESENCE inside you.

Peter: Yeah! The Spider!

Bruce slowly lowers the newspaper he has absolutely not been listening behind.

Bruce: The Spider.

Peter: Mhm. I mean, there’s a reason I went with Spider-Man, you know? Unlike some people who are just straight-up furries. *side-eyes Bruce*

Steph makes a strangled choking noise trying not to laugh.

Jason: Peter. Define “The Spider.”

Peter: You know. The instinct. My conscious subconscious. The thing that pilots my body when I’m not home.

Dick: When you are not— *deep breath* Peter, has this “Spider” ever controlled your body without permission?

Peter: No? Technically, it only comes out when I can’t give permission? *laughs*

Everyone stares at him.

Peter: Okay, wow. Tough crowd. *checks his phone* Oh crap, gotta go.

Jason: Nope. You can’t just waltz out of this conversation.

Peter: Jeez. Why is this such a big deal?? You literally came back from the dead. *points to Dick* He has a prophecy about him. *points to Tim* And that one is missing a spleen!

Bruce, Dick, Jason, and Steph: *turn to Tim simultaneously* You are missing a spleen?????

Tim: Uhhhh, hey! I told you that in confidence! He is getting away! PETER!

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Inspired by Peter and Jason fucking with the Batfam by telling them Peter was in a cult in the fic Existential Crisis Mode.

The thing about Peter, tho, is that he is so much more convincing when he is not even trying lololol

[aethirios]

Ok, no infinity war AU, with Peter and Harley acting as big brothers to Morgan.

Morgan is just learning to speak and she often does not identify people correctly. So Peter and Harley break their heads to come up with something easy to teach her. And so...

Tony : *Crawling out of his lab bleary-eyed squinting at the elaborate set up* What in the-

Harley: *Aggressively playing the guitar*

Peter: *Controlling a full on power point*

Together: *On full volume* BABY STARK DO DO DO DODO- BABY STARK DO DO DO-

*as the show her a picture of her self on the power point*

Morgan: *Happy baby noises*

Tony opens his mouth but shuts it as he decides he didn't wanna get involved in what ever the f that was and just walks away.

Pepper later tells him that they made an entire list of people including

Daddy Stark - Tony

Mommy Stark - Pepper

And so on and so forth which is diabolical to Tony.

But he is very pleased that Friday has recorded the whole thing and stores that whole thing in a special folder for future blackmail purposes.

(Did I write this whole thing cause I misspelled Stark as Shark while just randomly searching on Google? Yes, yes I did, now hush)

[aethirios]

Ok so I was just reading some omegaverse and couldn't help but think.

You see, Alpha, Beta, and Omega are genders, right? Like Male and Female.

So every time someone screams, "Alpha!" Wouldn't it sound something equivalent to "Male!"??????

Like????

"Alpha, I've been waiting for you" or

"Please, Alpha?"

Is the equivalent of

"Male. I've been waiting for you" or

"Please, Male?"

......I guess it can also be Man/Woman kinda works?

Lol like, "Man, I've been waiting for ya" or "Please, man"

It kinda fits when the statements are derogatory. Sadly. But some sentences crack me up if i try and think what it would be like,

"Where are you going, Omega?" Sounds sultry while "Where are ya going, Women?" Or "Where are ya going, Man?" Just sounds hmmmmmmmm.

Idk, just a thought. Like when you are trying to world build in your brain and you stumble cause you take it too real. Eh.

[awhoreintheory]

Hello! If there is one more uncommon headcannon for Peter with the batfam you have, what would it be for you? Just curious to see :D

KYPTONITE LISTEN

Ok does everyone remember what Dark Matter did w the kyptonite and how it make peter revert back to pre-power/blocked off his powers? Not exactly sure what was going on, but along those lines

But instead of powering down peter, I think it'd be SO cool if the radiation from the kyptonite was like. Weirdly compatible w the radiation in Peter's body from the spider bite and instead gave him a power up

Which leads me into peter ending up the favorite of the supers bc theyre fighting a villain of the week turned villain of the month (big promotion) and they're using kyptonite on superman (and adjacent if present) and peter doesnt know what else to do so he just kinda. Eats it

"Why would you do that?!" Someone, anyone, yells in worry and sheer bewilderment.

"I panicked, okay! Its called stressed eating!" Peter yells, easily holding up something that would've pushed his body to the limit on a normal day.

And so now Batman carries around kyptonite to ward of a (yet again) mind controlled super or in case he needs a powered up spider-man

Needless to say, peter ends up teamed up with supers a lot after that. Who'd have thunk bejng able to eat someones weakness would earn you mad street cred?

[aethirios]

Omg, yes!!!!

But imagine the angst potential!

Supes get brainwashed somehow. Bats cannot get near him. And everything seems hopeless.

And then Peter has the bright idea to inject Kryptonite into his blood stream and the bleed everywhere on Supes till he is weakened enough.

He puts this plan in motion and proceeds to get the absolute shit beat outta him by Supes.

By the end of all this Superman is absolutely traumatized and is figuring out how he could apologize and the Bats are freaking out cause? Peter got Pancaked like 10 times in the last 2 mins and oh god, the blood, so much blood.

And Peter is just standing there like, "Hey guys! That was soooo cool! I actually feel really great rn!", full sunshine grin and everything that makes them want to smack him again.

[aethirios]

Here me out. Mayday Parker in Gotham. From Into the Spider-Verse. She just got a liiiiiittle lost is all.

Peter knows about the Spider-Verse. He knows about Mayday. He has absolutely not told anyone in the Batfam because he legitimately forgot.

And Mayday? Mayday knows one thing very clearly, if she finds a dad (this world’s Spider-Man), she'll be able to find her dad......or find any Spider actually, Spiders are family after all, they'll know how to call Dad!

So she’s just… wandering Gotham. But well, Gotham doesn't exist without crimes. So of course she starts helping people.

Because she is, unfortunately, her father's daughter.

And that’s how Batman ends up with an armful of a child.

He apprehends a couple of muggers, turns around, and she is just… there. Clinging to him. She had climbed him like a tree. No hesitation. And had propped herself right into his arms.

Batman stares.

She stares back.

He goes, very carefully: “Who are you? Where are your parents?”

She immediately responds: “I’m lost! I’m looking for my dad!”

Batman: “…your dad.”

Mayday: “Yes! He’s a hero!”

Beat.

Mayday, looking curious: “Hey, did you get bitten by a radioactive bat?”

Batman narrows his eyes suspiciously because he has heard that exact sentence before. His eye starts twitching with premonition.

On comms, the Dick and Steph are losing it. Rest of the family is highly amused.

Meanwhile Peter, somewhere else, suddenly freezes, cause he recognizes that voice in the comms.

“…wait. No Way.”

“DO NOT MOVE,” he blurts. “I’M COMING. DO NOT MOVE—”

Batman: “You know this child?”

Peter: “YES—JUST—STAY RIGHT THERE—”

Five minutes later Spider-Man arrives, breathless.

Mayday sees him and immediately screams, “DADDY!!” and launches out of Batman’s arms straight into Peter’s.

Peter: “Oh my god oh my god are you okay how did you even—”

Batman, in the background: still holding empty air with blank eyes.

The Batfam on comms: actively crashing out.

Because excuse me.

Spider-Man has a CHILD???

Peter is too busy checking Mayday for injuries to notice the collective identity crisis happening around him.

“Where is your father?” he’s asking.

“I found you!” she replies proudly.

“That’s not— okay— but where is your other dad?”

This does not help anything. Cause everyone else has already started reaching for theories like, Teenage Pregnancy??? Custody Battle? Did the mother of the child remarry? What is even going on?

This is even more hilarious if Dick is Richard Parker. Cause he would be absolutely losing his mind. Like— took him ages to really connect with Peter. Thought they were getting close, but Peter has a child? That he never mentioned? What???

And when Peter brings her into the Batcave she immediately clocks Dick, turns to Peter and points and asks who that is. And Peter, distracted with trying to contact Peter B., just says “My Dad.”

So she starts calling Dick Grandpa and gives him an aneurysm.

This all ends with Peter B. coming to pick her up and the Batfam takes one look at him and now has a whole new bunch of theories including clones???

And before he leaves Mayday yells, “Bye grandpa! Bye great grandpa!”

And Peter B. is just so done at this point that he just looks up at them and is like, “Ohhh. Uh, bye dad 👋”

And fucking leaves.

Needless to say, they all ganged up on Peter and interrogated him for hours after that.

[aethirios]

i saw ur post about spider-man getting hit with the fear toxin and decided i had to stalk ur blog cause that was SO GOOD and?? you’ve already written?? so many post i’ve already enjoyed???? ANDDD spidyhood content???? following now forever thank you very much your writing is wonderful <33

Aww hey, Thanks! This means a lot to me!

I'm not into writing and God knows I have enough commitment issues to never finish a fic if I started but these plot bunnies just kept multiplying in my head and would have suplexed my brain to get out so I settled for Tumblr 😂.

I'm super happy to see people enjoying my ideas!

[aethirios]

Venom in Gotham AU where Jason just finds him chilling in Peter's closet???

Jason: *Rummaging through the closet* Hey Pete! Didn't know you had a black version of your suit!

Peter: *stops in his tracks and does a slow turn towards Jason* What?

Jason: *Pointing at Venom * This! Kinda edgy but I like it, kinda intimidating if ya ask-

Peter: * Polite smile with his eye twitching * Hey Jason? Just hold on for a second ok???

Jason: * Seeing Peter speed walking outta the room and then speed walking back in with-* Peter? Is that a FLAMETHROWER????? Peter- PETER PUT THAT DOWN

And so it's just absolute chaos as Jason tries to prevent peter from burning down the house in a rampage.

But then he suddenly sees what he thought was a suit slither over trying to escape through the window which peter follows right after?

And he is just standing there watching Peter chase this black goo with bone deep exasperation and decides it not worth it and just goes to sleep.

(This is based of that one issue where Venom runs away to hide in Peter's closet and is all depressed till Peter gives him a pep talk lol)

[aethirios]

More on the Peter becomes a teacher in Gotham agenda, the students would love him.....eventually.

Maybe he'd have to prove himself first but after they notice that he actually cares? That his kindness is genuine? And his classes are actually fun???? That's it. He is theirs now.

The faculty has more mixed reviews of him but he is a bonafide genius and is good with the kids and they can't do anything to him.