Themes & Content Warnings:Â magic, whimsy, grief, death, violence, drug mentions, alcohol, murder, course language and fantasy worlds
âIf you're gonna be this stupid I need some time alone to calm down.â
âIt's been a long and arduous journey.â
âIt was never my intention to hurt him.â
âI just wanna stab someone.â
âYou are a brave, brave man.â
âHe keeps trying to get us to join his film club, which I keep telling him would never work on a planet with no electricity or taste.â
âI saw the way he spoke to you, no one looks that hurt if they don't care.â
âI get a full nine every night and I'm still a bitch, this is gonna get real.â
âHe's innocent because he delegates?â
âYou know you're the only person in the world who can smoke judgementally?â
âYou're here to bestow a quest.â
âNo... uh, my water just broke.â
âI am [ name ], and I'm angry all the time.â
âAn, um, so... you know... I probably told him to fuck off... and then, you know, he died for me.â
âI haven't heard you this bloodthirsty in... well not that long but... still, it's notable.â
âOvary up, will you?â
âAm I on something, or did we try this plan yesterday?â
âNo, it's potato po-massive-fucking-lie.â
âI picked a hell of a week to quit drinking.â
âWhat if we fire the moon?â
âHey! Who the fuck are you?â
âI am [ name ], and I am drunk all the time.â
âSo is this the part where you draw us little diagrams about screwing up the flow of time or whatever?â
âDon't give up, 'cause you have friends.â
âI may have stolen a weird perfume bottle from a time witch.â
âI had to save everyone from you. You chose the dark path.â
âI attract the best guys, don't I?â
âDid you know they sell pre-sliced bread now? That's the greatest invention since... I don't even know what.â
âWell then maybe you didn't love him as much as you think you did.â
âYou did it when the world was on the line, now do it for yourself.â
âYou attract basically everyone.â
âExcuse us while we briefly sidebar.â
âHow'd you get so pregnant?â
âCome with me if you want to live.â
âkind of seems like a hat on a hat when you've already got a moon apocalypse.â
âFeeling the wrong kind of boned right now.â
âI avoided real college so I wouldn't have to see shit like this...â
âWe loved each other for a really really long time.â
âFoxes all lie. Who'd ever believe their news?â
âYou want me to remember a solution I came up with at a rager while doing upside down shots in a fur bikini?â
âYou were part of the plot to kill me, were you not?â
âWhatever it is you remember, it's not your fault, okay?â
âYeah, sorry, [ name ] wanted me to say it. It seemed real important to him.â
âI have to admit, that's not a motive I'd have guessed.â
âI will get out of here... then I'll turn you into lobsters... and eat you.â
âTo our pretty corpses.â
âDon't give up, you're not beaten yet.â
âWe're in a time loop.â
âSo we saved the wrong world?â
âIt's just so beautiful you guys, female friendship really is the most underrated form of love, right?â
âLife is pain, ovary up.â
âYou gotta trust me, just release the goddamn kraken, please please please?â
âApologies, my good lady, for the intrusion into your maison, and for startling you.â
âOf course we're the chosen ones, we're us.â