The Anniversary Dept.

This doesn't matter, none of this matters -Carl of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Frylock: How many tvs have you broken this year!? Master Shake: A LOT MORE THAN YOU HAVE

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Having some trouble going to sleep. Counting sheep. Cannot count. Tell me a story. Over.

Meatwad

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And where's my whiskey, I'm gonna get tore up!

Meatwad

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Forgiveness does not turn chicks on like Old Spice shower gel

Master Shake

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Frylock, what is it to "laid" someone?

Meatwad

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Remove the chain! Cuz that's off it!

Meatwad

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I called the cops and, uh, they took one look and they kept drivin’

Carl Brutananadilewski

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All I wanted was the American dream. What every immigrant wants when he comes to this country. To get his rocks off both discretely and invisibly in the women's restroom or changing area of a lingerie shop.

Carl

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Blow me

Lance "the Duck" Potter (Rubberman)

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(Pounding on the wall) Randy!! Turn your fucking stereo down!!!

Dr. Weird

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We're not establishing a democracy here! This is a dictatorship! And I rule with an iron dick!

Master Shake

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We ain't havin' a conversation about this, his name is Lance. Because I'm the one with the motherfucking gun!

Meatwad

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Never return to Assface Lake

Meatwad

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I'm not listening to Egypt's only country. I listen to the SAND! Cairo's home for classic rock!

Master Shake

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I'm no stranger to litigation. I've been sued many times and enjoyed every minute of it.

Master Shake

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Yay! Security at the mall! I'm gonna shine a flashlight!

Ezekiel

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Just like that gypsy woman said!

The entire cast of Archer