kneel to the steel.

it's not about the size of the sword, it's the way you handle it: with two hands and a firm grasp. closed rp blog. obviously not drew mcintyre.

[claymorecovntry]

muse! → name: drew mcintyre (galloway); only answers to andrew when he's in trouble → age/birthday: 37, 6/5/85 (gemini sun, capricorn moon/rising) → billed from: ayr, scotland → resides in: nashville, tn → relationship status: single → sexuality: bisexual, leaning heavily towards men (90-10 split) → secrets: when drew was shane mcmahon's enforcer, that relationship went much deeper than what was shown onscreen. after being released from wwe, drew would have done anything upon return to stay in good graces, a fact that shane was very well aware of. so when he extended a hand to a desperate drew, he immediately took hold of it and became shane's bitch. drew was never attracted to shane, but he was very eager to please and did absolutely everything that was asked of him without hesitation, no matter what the request. (depending on the relationship and the other person, drew will absolutely be dominant, but there's a side of him that is very submissive and almost enjoys being used, to a degree.) ooc! → real life and kayfabe drew are very similar; that being said, i'm going to be sticking to kayfabe minus a few small things from his personal life (his cats, where he lives, etc.) — obviously if you are using non-kayfabe names/details for your muse, i will go along with them! → portrayed as never married to kaitlyn. they're too cute for me to have them get divorced, so i'm saying that their relationship ended amicably after she couldn't handle the 'my boyfriend is never here because he's a wrestler' lifestyle. he probably won't talk about her much, but if he ever mentions 'my ex who kicked my ass into gear' or something along those lines, she's the one! → hello friendos, you can call me godiva (she/her)! i'm Internet Old™ and i'm in bianca time zone (EST... yes, i am that lame), but i stay up pretty late so you'll probably see me in the wee hours of the night. i'm open to any sort of plotting/brainstorming/lines that need to be filled, so hop into my inbox/like this post if you want to chat! if you prefer discord, lmk and i'll give you my info!

[rvnawaysx-deactivated20221229]

Is listening to Oasis on repeat a crime? It should be & I am guilty.

[claymorecovntry]

there is no universe in which this should be a crime. if it is, then call me al capone.

[riprhea-archived]

Another RAW without Rhea Ripley. I think the fans are slowly starting to forget me? Gosh I miss the worklife.

[claymorecovntry]

rhea... ripley? i don't know, doesn't ring a bell!

how are you feeling though? i saw you have a heart monitor now, are you okay??

[dcyone-deactivated20221211]

@claymorecovntry - I know you were holding your breath waiting for this answer.... I actually don’t own a lot of flag clothing. sorry to disappoint.

[claymorecovntry]

first of all, that picture was absolutely not a drip god picture, okay. you just have on a tank top! but that coffee does look delicious, so you get a point for that. and i guess you look pretty good too. but we're not letting that head get any bigger, my friend.

[protovelvet]

quick question . . . would the dollhouse be open around this time? genuinely askin', a friend is wondering.

[claymorecovntry]

eres bueno en eso, papi. no eres el diablo para mí, pero eres absolutamente pecador y aprecio eso de ti. oh, look at you, giving it up for free! lucky for the rest of us then, aye?

[protovelvet]

Tonight's Smackdown was interesting, to say, at least. Mixed feelings about it, I don't know.

[claymorecovntry]

me, i said that. because i know what i deserve. .... oh damn, you're good. giving me chills here! they should give you your own show.

[morioriinvictus]

@claymorecovntry i’m getting the sneaking suspicion your sword isn’t real and you’re a big fat phony, mcintyre.

[claymorecovntry]

i'm sorry, i didn't mean to break your mind like that! just don't believe anything of the sort that comes out of my mouth. i'm just saying things to say them, clearly!

[protovelvet]

quick question . . . would the dollhouse be open around this time? genuinely askin', a friend is wondering.

[claymorecovntry]

¿cómo puedo avergonzarse cuando a veces es tan bueno? escucha, trato de que la gente solo vea mi lado inocente, pero... puedes manejar toda la verdad, cariño. and we can't have that for you, papi! you don't come cheap. 😘

[protovelvet]

quick question . . . would the dollhouse be open around this time? genuinely askin', a friend is wondering.

[claymorecovntry]

vale, vale, podría ser un poco ramera... pero eso queda entre tú y yo, papi. i think the real answer is that they're just cheap and don't really care.

[claymorecovntry]

you all look like america threw up on you. the scotsman is scared.

[claymorecovntry]

oh, it's definitely better than nothing! i miss my family all the time, but i miss my mom the most, which is the hardest because she's not with us anymore. so getting to see my dad and brother is a really nice treat. your family ever come here to visit?

[dcyone-deactivated20221211]

@claymorecovntry - I know you were holding your breath waiting for this answer.... I actually don’t own a lot of flag clothing. sorry to disappoint.

[claymorecovntry]

excuse you, sir. i liked that photo, thank you very much. now who is the one not paying attention? i still think mox won the shield american-off contest. but me? a hater? never.

[protovelvet]

quick question . . . would the dollhouse be open around this time? genuinely askin', a friend is wondering.

[claymorecovntry]

papi, ¿qué es exactamente lo que estás tratando de decir aquí? ¿me estás diciendo que soy una ramera? ¿de dónde sacarías una idea tan descabellada como esa? soy inocente. i have two reasons in mind. one, because they're trying to discourage you from coming back. two, because they're trying to kill people faster. i think both are valid.

[dcyone-deactivated20221211]

@claymorecovntry - I know you were holding your breath waiting for this answer…. I actually don’t own a lot of flag clothing. sorry to disappoint.

[claymorecovntry]

then how come every time i see a picture of you, you're covered in stars and stripes? you're supposed to be the drip king, mate. that ain't drip.

[protovelvet]

Tonight's Smackdown was interesting, to say, at least. Mixed feelings about it, I don't know.

[claymorecovntry]

the only face i deserve is a kind, loving, caring one. you see me doing what! what am i doing right now, o all seeing man?

[claymorecovntry]

you all look like america threw up on you. the scotsman is scared.

[claymorecovntry]

did you? that's so amazing! that flight is long, but i know it's got to be worth every second of it. it's not so bad though! i was able to stop home for one day last time we did a few uk dates, so that was... april, i think? i lose track of time. it was way too short though.

[protovelvet]

quick question . . . would the dollhouse be open around this time? genuinely askin', a friend is wondering.

[claymorecovntry]

por supuesto que sí, cariño. ¿me estás tomando el pelo? esa es una de mis cosas favoritas. yeah, exactly. you don't want to have to go there again and eat it again, right? just remember how shitty it was and you're golden.

[protovelvet]

quick question . . . would the dollhouse be open around this time? genuinely askin', a friend is wondering.

[claymorecovntry]

pensé que eso podría atraparte, papi. honestly though, i'm proud. that can't be easy, maybe that trip to the hospital really was good for you in the end. get it through your brain that you're not actually invincible.