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unsuccessful eccentric artist-type. consumption is not freedom.

[clbsandwich]

My "I'd rather be drinking copious amounts of acidic and sugary beverages right now!" shirt did not go over well at my dentist's office

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[dogpuppy]

[cannibalchicken]

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[wishing-winter-star]

worst and most embarrassing message i have ever received... im so ashamed...

[clbsandwich]

I wouldn't wish having a dad on my worst enemy

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[littleguysdaily]

[tvguts]

the phrase "a shiny quarter to anyone who can explain this" popped into my head today but i couldn't remember what it was from. after 30 minutes of frantic googling i'm happy to report that it is from Invader Zim production art where johnen and the other artists were bullying eachother via notes on character design revision sheets

[syrenki]

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

[clbsandwich]

Grabs you. Things get better when you're 30 right? They just get better one day?

[creekmotel]

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[clbsandwich]

I don't like using other people's kitchen appliances if I'm being fully honest with you

[gothycollie]

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success