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unsuccessful eccentric artist-type. consumption is not freedom.

[clbsandwich]

My "I'd rather be drinking copious amounts of acidic and sugary beverages right now!" shirt did not go over well at my dentist's office

[dogpuppy]

[weepingwidar]

William Wegman (American, 1943) - Warehouse Wally (1988)

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[despazito]

[pointnclick]

when you like a beautiful mutual's selfie and you feel like the sewer witch touching them with your gross long finger

[clbsandwich]

Let the theoretical bodies hit the hypothetical floor

[clbsandwich]

Sleeping in a room with your friends is a form of pack bonding I think

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[revivivivify]

[shelloil]

refreshing my own blog to see if i posted anything new

[pukicho]

I read 6000 pages of books and I remember every word

[caffstrink]

Word

[albva]