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if you ever think you’re being too confident, just remember that dominos tried to open in italy, and taco bell tried to open in mexico

good morning girls, gays, and theys

porn bots want me, porn bots fear me

also good evening lovely friends 💘

i hate the new tumblr update I HATE IT

who’s gonna take me for a ride in their limo? anyone? …please?

guess what. GUESS WHAT. my burger king order is on its way

still want that burger king, am still unable to get that burger king

i’m that guy at the grammy’s who didn’t know how to pronounce assassins creed valhalla

damn i literally won an award last night and i still woke up this morning and tripped over the loose tile in my bathroom

'just let it go' 'just walk away' 'just ignore it' sentences that enrage me

'play nice' BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

nothing but love and respect for MY queen pamela anderson

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

so a loser?

precisely..

In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people's heads

saw an ad for burger king and got a craving; my local one shut two hours ago 😐

i’m hibernating because i have a zit right under my nose

it’s hard to watch your dreams crumble. rip my cameo in ted lasso, i still think about you

beach bunny