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Nick / 18+ / He/they, He/She alternating for mutuals / Transmasc Lesbian / SpIns: Spider-Man, DC / Current Hyperfix(es): Project Hail Mary

[zero-eight-three]

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[leondra]

[i-wanna-be-cute]

[frownyalfred]

I’m not saying Bruce should be capable of figuring out Superman’s secret identity right away every time, but Superman managing to turn “Did you eat?” into one syllable should have been a clue.

[poughkeepsiesjr]

also like. ok there's movie tickets but also if I'm going on a date I'm also getting popcorn/food and drinks and if she says she can't pay that's me EASILY paying like $60 minimum. and again ive spoken like 10 sentences to this girl in the past two hours

[prince-geo]

relapsing again no one text

[frownyalfred]

actually if I was doing a Trinity polycule/Superwonderbat fic, I’d be so fucking evil. I’d make it super casual, but also so subtly co-dependent, that the physical intimacy and emotional intimacy don’t even click to them until Clark starts getting serious with Lois and she finds out what they do and (rightfully) puts her foot down.

and then Clark tries to stay away from them Like That. just Superman, in meetings or briefings, and Clark when they’re shooting the shit, but never Kal in Diana’s lap again, when she runs her fingers through his curls. never pressed so tightly to Bruce’s chest he’s worried about his rib integrity. it’s all gone, all at once.

that’s how they find out how codependent/toxic/whatever they are. when they try to stop.

[frownyalfred]

now with fic!

[frownyalfred]

just thinking about how disaster dad and playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne probably has to pay for top of the line fake tanning because he’s a cryptid who lives in his basement and looks whiter than a marshmallow’s ass most days

meanwhile Clark Joseph Kent just has to take ONE step out into the Kansas sun to be healthily tanned, glowing, and full of vitamin D

[willgrahamscock]

stop trying to silence me

[imposterogers]

my fave foggy nelson moment is when he went into a biker bar in the most dangerous neighborhood in the city full of criminals wearing a wrinkled salmon pink button down and carrying a messenger bag just bc he had some questions to follow up on

[frownyalfred]

a Justice League Founders Meeting

Batman: “…and with that, I’d like to turn the discussion back to Superman, who is required to give mission approval alongside Diana and myself.”

Superman, who zoned out 14 minutes ago and forgot about his Midwestern accent: “yeah, no. yeah. I mean yeah. Yeah no, yeah.”

Hal Jordan, the official notetaker for the meeting and therefore has to put that into the transcript: “I’m sorry, what?”

[valiants]

Courting

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[prince-geo]

pleased and beyond grateful that my parents accept that I'm trans like trust when I say I KNOW how lucky I am but it still drives me insane that they just cannot let go of certain gender roles. Suddenly it's ok that I am hairy and don't shave bc I'm transitioning and that's ok for guys but my sister is unclean if she doesn't. And if I try to stand up for her I get told that I don't get it, I'm not allowed an opinion because now that I'm presenting as non femme it's acceptable for me and it's not my place to say it should be acceptable for her too. No one will find it weird on me but they'll find it weird on her and that's her problem apparently. Mind you I'm not even on T yet! My thus far unaltered afab body is just hairy! And if I bring up that it would be ok if I went out in public as I naturally am even if I didn't identify as transmasc then I'm pulling an argument out of my ass. When I say that she's basically implying that my natural form, had I continued to present as my assigned gender at birth, is inherently not presentable or proper and is only acceptable now that I'm going forth as a guy and that that implication is fucked up I get told I'm being silly and hypothetical and am actively trying to sabotage my sister. God I hate when people just take gender roles and make them woke. It's ok that you're trans but you gotta follow the norms of being a man woman whatever. Like! No! I shouldn't suddenly be allowed to exist as I am bc I'm no longer a woman. This is just how I look, if I had ended up being a hyper feminine cis woman I should still not HAVE to alter my natural hairiness to be acceptable in the eyes of the world What's Not Clicking. There's nothing inherently more ~clean~ about hairless women god I'm TIRED!

[ryan-potter]

[bevioletskies]

fashion of the mcu | the defenders (1x07 // fish in the jailhouse) ↳ matt murdock + NYPD t-shirt

“Stick…she killed Stick.”

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I love how the defenders all have some kinda super-strength and then there's Matt. The snifferrrr

[haliendal]

[clearcarrion]

there is something so painfully human about the way Dylan G lashes out at Mr. Milchick during the MDE in s1e7. he was meant to be a worker drone, but he's a parent. that changes you fundamentally. of course his mind latches onto the fact that he has a child. of course he lashes out in an attempt to know more about his child so he can protect his child

[nat111love]

CHARLIE COX as MATT MURDOCK

DAREDEVIL SEASON 1