ClefEatsAss-the musical

Idk a kin-shitpost blog (also mem posting but whatever) main blog is @needs-more-xenos

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ABOUT THIS BLOG

this is a fictionkin sideblog! My main is in the desc so go follow that :3

you can call me: Clef, Alto/Al, A major

prns: He/It/Chaos/They

What i post: i mainly will post fictkin memes and shitpost but i will also post kinmems (both negative and positive) and scp tale recommends

TAGS:

Clefposting = Kin joke/shitpost

UkuleleDreaming = kinmem

Scposting = rambles abt scp stuff

Ask answered = askbox post (also you can ask me anything anytime, it doesn’t need to be kin or scp related)

Mediamates and Doubles: Yes and yes, PLEASE INTERACT IF YOUR AN SCPKIN/FICTKIN OR A CLEF FICTKIN

Dni Below ⬇️

basic dni list: no homophobia, transphobia, Xenophobia, Radqueers, racism, basically any kind of discriminatory thing is a no.

kind of curated for me: im a minor so adults (anyone above 19) be wary when interacting, no sexual stuff or gore of any kind (imagery with blood is fine but put a CW), no proshippers or comshippers, no one who supports removing dr bright from the wiki

Specifically curated for me: no mentioning of scp 4231, any mention of mediamates death without warning equals in an automatic block, 166 kins are on thin ice (aka, no asks or comments) as it feels kind of weird interacting with them.

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onion

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Yo !! Always nice to find more SCP kins in the wild !

Don’t know how you feel about the O5 council, but hi ! I’m O5-3; more specifically, the Kid / the All-Seeing Eye !!

Oh neat! I love meeting other SCPkins! also, very funny thing, I also kin O5-1 [the founder] !

i have a blog for him but its too embarrassing haha

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kondraki kin jumpscare

Sprays you sprays you sprays you

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I'm gonna cry your URL is amazing beautiful you need a nobel prize for it

THANK YOUUU

[i just stole it from a tale T-T]

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clef kin from earlier, someone recognized my scp shirt in public. i am running around in circles and cheering

THE SCPEEP MAGNET !!!!!!!!

[also a friend of mine recognized someone with an scp shirt a bit ago-]

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im a day late but! little thing thats been sitting in my notes app for about a year now, abt holding onto your humanity in a place like the foundation and suchlike. happy new year everybody! :]

THE REST IS UNDER THE CUT ↓

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ukulele

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consumes this art

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I just got a memory and how did you let a POANG armchair fall on you /silly

-scp-3008-2 fictive from a bit ago

HELP WHATT

Pathetic Clef (me) probably tripped on air and caused the domino effect /silly

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SCREAMING CRYING HITTING THE FLOOR ONE OF OUR PARTNER SYSTEMS MADE AND SENT US THIS

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He speaks for the trees but if you refuse to listen he’ll shoot for them too.

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IM SOBBING WHO MADE THIS

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FUCK YEAH!! doubles are silly (<< clef anon from before). anyways ive forced all my family members into consuming scp content and now my brother is hyperfixated (we are both autistic) on it and wont stop talking about it.

LUCKYYYYYY OMG!!! I ramble to my brother abt SCP but he doesn’t get as interested in it :[ BUT. He does understand how it works so my adhd (autism???) has won!!!

[AGAIN THATS SO COOL!!!]

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hihi dunno if youre okay with double asks (<< also clef) so i just wanted to ask to make sure. ive seen you on my feed at least once or twice

Oh im cool w/ Doubles!!! Glad my fuckery has reached your feed though!

[even if it was only twice…]

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uum. hi alto (waving)

—dr. jeremiah "scp-7700-1" cimmerian/charactercimmerian

Oh Hi cimmerian!! Ya wanna help me fight 682????

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When you finally find a mediamate but they probably don't remember you

-ur local scp-3008-2 fictive

1: I hate this feeling so muchh /lh

and 2: I have a couple mems of 3008-2, may not be in this kin but I definitely have some!

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source memories: *terror, survivors guilt, isolation, ect*

Also source memories: *watching Clef eat an entire fucking bottle of Tums*

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Did i succeed though???? Thats the real question

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Gears: Why is Iceberg knocked out?

Clef:

Clef: he fell ovet

Kondraki: I watched you hit him with a pan

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE FUCKING DOING AND LOOK AT THIS

NYAN CLEF

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putting him at the top of my page

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WHO NYAN’D ME