any pronouns

22, bisexual nb who always falls for het ships. unapologetic monster/slasherfucker. I love middle aged men and multishipping. probably obsessed with some random tv show or 80s horror film. I love prometheus (2012)

[clementineknowsbest]

I know the therapy is working because never in a million years would I be calling an egocentric balding man “daddy” yet here I am

[clementineknowsbest]

I don’t mean to be crass but who do I gotta suck off to get some more whitvadi fics out here

[lanterngreen]

they can hate fuck it out who said thatt

[clementineknowsbest]

watching the pitt and realizing I’ll literally ship anything:

[clementineknowsbest]

whitvadi nation I’ve been sleeping on y’all TOO hard

[doing-something-unholy]

🙏HOT PRIESTS🙏 in YOUR AREA!

>✝️CLICK HERE✝️< to learn the techniques to luring them to your gothic manor! 🏰🦇🩸

ONE SIMPLE SECRET THE 🇻🇦🚫VATICAN🚫🇻🇦 DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW 🤫😳

[clementineknowsbest]

playing a game because I wanted to fuck the monster and then accidentally getting good at it:

[clementineknowsbest]

happy clown fucker season to all who celebrate!

[drfruitcake]

[clementineknowsbest]

I’m sorry for the heinous things I said about the fridge. it will happen again.

[clementineknowsbest]

hahaha misty you’re so funny….no I think it’s totally okay you broke the blackbox and poisoned us twice and forced crystal off a cliff and kissed coach ben’s dead body…anyway have you ever heard of sappho—

[ggardengirl]

happy mistynat reunion day to all who celebrate ❤️❤️

[clementineknowsbest]

“I love tai and shauna’s friendsh-“ WRONG! That is a 20 year long situationship ❤️ get it right next time

[littlescorp1o]

public announcement !!

[noonecareslol]

underrated in his OWN SHOW.

raw. next question.

[moonleaf22]

[cenomatic]

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