Likes, favorites bolded: Hierophilia, c*tholic priests, collars, bondage, cnc, humiliation, praise, terato, blood, mild knife play, breeding, a/b/o, petplay, age difference, size difference, edging, overstim, dirty talk, objectification, fucked up dynamics (in fiction! think Hannibal), power imbalance, manipulation, corruption, orgasm control, cum
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Father Adrian Lupine is in his mid 20’s, average height, and fat. He has curly, wavy red hair that reaches the top of his collar, and soft features: brown doe-eyes with long lashes, a round jawline, a button nose, and full lips with a defined cupid’s bow. He has square glasses. He’s a little (a lot) insecure about his looks, his weight and ‘soft-ness’ in particular. If he were completely honest with himself, he really doesn’t mind being ‘pretty’ instead of ‘handsome’ (though he wouldn’t describe himself as either,) but he was teased mercilessly for it when he was younger, by his peers and his parents.
Adrian is bisexual, with a slight preference for men or masc people, and has known since he was 14. He also grew up Catholic, and knew to keep his mouth shut about it. He is completely in denial about being anything other than a cis man, but is still very respectful of other people's identities.
Adrian is mostly submissive and a bottom, but can be persuaded to dom/top, and is secretly very kinky for a priest. He might not have much or any practical experience, but he does have an internet connection and fantasizes a lot.
Adrian is outwardly very friendly and polite, soft-spoken and kind. Inwardly, he’s anxious and lonely, feeling stifled by the collar while being terrified to lose the stability priesthood offers. He is very aware of the reputation of the Church, and notices who shies away from him when he’s wearing the collar. He knows there’s nothing he himself can do about that, but he goes out of his way to be as polite as possible in public, finding small ways to make sure people know he’s not ‘like that’, that he won’t berate others for not being part of his religion. It’s really only on very rare occasion, usually alone, late at night, and after a bottle of wine, that he allows himself to wonder why he became a priest knowing full well what the church is like.
Recently graduated from seminary and moved to St. Sebastian Roman Catholic Church about three years ago, but much of that first year was spent not holding mass. Instead it was spent renovating the church, which had sat empty for almost a decade. The building itself was quite grand back in the day, but the town it’s in has seen decline in recent decades, and after the last priest died it wasn’t a priority to keep it updated. Adrian secretly suspects the diocese put him here specifically to get him out of the way after being a little too open with ‘constructive criticism’ of the Church while in seminary. St. Sebastian is a very quiet parish, not a lot of catholics left in town these days, and Adrian is doing his best to make his church useful in ways that aren’t strictly religious: community food gardens, charity drives, movie nights, anything he can to build his reputation with the community. It’s a shame he has secrets that leave him afraid to let anyone get too close, lest he get reported to the diocese.
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AU's: Adrian is a human cis man by default, but if you want to rp with him in any au’s just let me know! The main two options are transmasc and/or werewolf, but im down for just about anything. put this man in situations ;)
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The person behind the blog is 25, transmasc, bisexual, and I am definitely not catholic. You can call me Wolf, just put ooc in an ask if you want to ask me something. I will probably get something about being a priest wrong but this is a smut blog so is it really that deep?
This is a sideblog! I won’t be able to follow you back, or send asks.💔
The intimacy of pinning you down in prone bone, barely containing myself like a starving predator animal crushing my weak, defeated prey beneath me as I ruthlessly fuck you in the ass, sinking my teeth into your neck while you whine and cry and plead with me to take it out and tell me that it's too big and it hurts so much.
wanna wrestle? promise i won't pin your arms down and kneel over your chest and jerk off onto your face while i laugh at you and you try to turn your head away fron my cock. pinky promise. i would never lie to you.
oh fuck i forgot iwtv is on netflix. i mentioned it to Fr [Redacted] and i also got him a netflix gift card for his birthday (trying to get him to watch midnight mass) i am so fucked if he checks out interview with the vampire lmaooo
testosterone is fucking awesome. wdym im hard AND wet rn. i can hump things like a mutt til my cunt gets wet n then use that as lube to jerk off my dick ??? transsexuals are angels.
this is actually quite wonderful and I don’t really wish to delve far into the art of this but someone took the time to come up with this and it’s nice
Boy I'm too heavy for your lap, but I'll take fifty for giving you head. -MP!
Really? That's a lot less than I expected, actually. I know that holier-than-thou grift you're pulling is working too well for you to be desperate for money, so I guess you're just that much of a cheap whore.
At some point i might clear out the anon list and move the "archived" signatures under a cut, i know theres people on that list i haven't spoken to in years 😅