Likes, favorites bolded: Hierophilia, c*tholic priests, collars, bondage, cnc, humiliation, praise, terato, blood, mild knife play, breeding, a/b/o, petplay, age difference, size difference, edging, overstim, dirty talk, objectification, fucked up dynamics (in fiction! think Hannibal), power imbalance, manipulation, corruption, orgasm control, cum
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Father Adrian Lupine is in his mid 20’s, average height, and fat. He has curly, wavy red hair that reaches the top of his collar, and soft features: brown doe-eyes with long lashes, a round jawline, a button nose, and full lips with a defined cupid’s bow. He has square glasses. He’s a little (a lot) insecure about his looks, his weight and ‘soft-ness’ in particular. If he were completely honest with himself, he really doesn’t mind being ‘pretty’ instead of ‘handsome’ (though he wouldn’t describe himself as either,) but he was teased mercilessly for it when he was younger, by his peers and his parents.
Adrian is bisexual, with a slight preference for men or masc people, and has known since he was 14. He also grew up Catholic, and knew to keep his mouth shut about it. He is completely in denial about being anything other than a cis man, but is still very respectful of other people's identities.
Adrian is mostly submissive and a bottom, but can be persuaded to dom/top, and is secretly very kinky for a priest. He might not have much or any practical experience, but he does have an internet connection and fantasizes a lot.
Adrian is outwardly very friendly and polite, soft-spoken and kind. Inwardly, he’s anxious and lonely, feeling stifled by the collar while being terrified to lose the stability priesthood offers. He is very aware of the reputation of the Church, and notices who shies away from him when he’s wearing the collar. He knows there’s nothing he himself can do about that, but he goes out of his way to be as polite as possible in public, finding small ways to make sure people know he’s not ‘like that’, that he won’t berate others for not being part of his religion. It’s really only on very rare occasion, usually alone, late at night, and after a bottle of wine, that he allows himself to wonder why he became a priest knowing full well what the church is like.
Recently graduated from seminary and moved to St. Sebastian Roman Catholic Church about three years ago, but much of that first year was spent not holding mass. Instead it was spent renovating the church, which had sat empty for almost a decade. The building itself was quite grand back in the day, but the town it’s in has seen decline in recent decades, and after the last priest died it wasn’t a priority to keep it updated. Adrian secretly suspects the diocese put him here specifically to get him out of the way after being a little too open with ‘constructive criticism’ of the Church while in seminary. St. Sebastian is a very quiet parish, not a lot of catholics left in town these days, and Adrian is doing his best to make his church useful in ways that aren’t strictly religious: community food gardens, charity drives, movie nights, anything he can to build his reputation with the community. It’s a shame he has secrets that leave him afraid to let anyone get too close, lest he get reported to the diocese.
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AU's: Adrian is a human cis man by default, but if you want to rp with him in any au’s just let me know! The main two options are transmasc and/or werewolf, but im down for just about anything. put this man in situations ;)
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The person behind the blog is 25, transmasc, bisexual, and I am definitely not catholic. You can call me Wolf, just put ooc in an ask if you want to ask me something. I will probably get something about being a priest wrong but this is a smut blog so is it really that deep?
This is a sideblog! I won’t be able to follow you back, or send asks.💔
I’ve considered booking a confessional session with the new priest in a church I used to go to … just to please my desires of confessing to a priest
Sure, go for it! I've wanted to myself, I'm just too shy. But fair warning, depending on what you confess to and how you phrase it, you may get asked to leave pretty soon or get a lecture if he finds out you're not serious. He may get upset if he thinks you're just wasting his time.
But it is a really fun idea, because on the other hand, he just might like it a little too much.
Bears are awesome but I wish we got more representation of fat guys that aren't just handsome but specifically beautiful. Ethereal. I'm talking long flowy hair and elegant poses and cunty outfits. Rose petals fluttering in the wind when he's onscreen. We have the big strong hypermasculine fat men and they're a 10/10 but where's the fat prettyboys. Do I have to make them all myself. I'll do it, don't test me.
Ok without spoilers: hehehe oh my goddd dont ask me any specifics about the plot of this movie i tuned out as soon as i imagined being in the room full of cardinals 😵💫💖 "oh no this seems like a really stressful time, yknow i could help... ;)"
I still think the full dress red and white outfits are goofy looking but the black cassock with red buttons and fascia is uhh 🥴🥴🥴🥴 real good. The pectoral crosses are very jingly too lol.
Lots of good scenery all-around, both the marble and the men ;)
Spoilers:
HOLY SHIT. i thought for a hot second there he was trans and almost lost my entire fucking mind. Pope innocent you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing PLEASE let trans men become priests itd be really funny to watch the tradcaths meltdown over it 🙏 i want to live in that universe just to watch the chaos unfold the headline "New Pope almost got a hysterectomy" hits the world. Popping the biggest bottles, etc, etc.
Im kinda into the idea of pretending to be a super strict tradcath priest and have a pretty sinner pin me down and fuck the bad attitude out of me.
I start out angry and defiant, how dare they try to touch me like that, how wicked and sinful do you have to be to lust after priests? My chastising doesn't seem to phase them, they aren't stopping their advance until I'm backed up against the altar.
They got the drop on me and cuffed me and I'm trapped with no way to stop them from putting their hands up my cassock, and I can't stop them from finding the place between my legs where my body is reacting to their touch against my will. I'm demanding they stop this at once, for the sake of their soul to repent, but now there’s a tremble in my voice and they grin at me like a shark that smells blood in the water.
Maybe they call me the sinful one, I was just so tempting they had to touch me, I'm the pretty priest that inspired lust in them. And look how I'm reacting to it, hard already and failing to keep still and bucking into their touch.
It'll end with me bent over the altar, pressed into it with a hand on my back. My pants are long gone and my cassock hiked up so they can fuck me mercilessly, each sinfully good thrust making tears fall from my eyes as I beg God to forgive me for how good it feels to be sodomized.
Maybe afterwards they should deliver the Lord's punishment themselves, and flog me, still tied to the altar with cum dripping down my thighs, while I admit that I'm a whore and beg for mercy.
Recording a sub while they're in deep subspace and making them say embarrassing things like how much of a cumslut they are or how much they love to suck dick and everytime they mouth off you just send them that video
guy with a knot who gets oversensitive every time because the knot locks him inside the other person while he's cumming and for a while after, and he gets all whiny and twitchy desperate and pathetic as he keeps trying and failing to pull out prematurely (which is inadvertently making the knot last even longer due to extra stimulation). having to hold him down and reassure him and remind him to breathe, telling him how good he's doing and how amazing he feels inside you while he stuffs you full of cum, and his eyes are completely glazed over while he whimpers and begs for you to let him pull out because he's way too sensitive and it hurts and just please please please let him pull out (he wouldn't be able to pull out even if you "let him" because the knot is still firmly locked inside)
Wistful sigh. When is it gonna be my turn to get drugged and taken to a second location. Doesn't anybody want to kidnap a pet priest? I'll be so good for you, I promise 🥺
Half of me is like: virginity doesn't actually mean anything, its a made up concept rooted in misogynistic heteronormative ideas of sexual "purity" and having sex doesn't inherently corrupt a person.
cockwarming a priest who’s trying so so hard to be good. he’s never been inside before, and it’s taking everything within his power not to buck up into you. your cunt squeezes around him, every little flutter threatens to push him over the edge. as long as he doesn’t move it’s not a sin right? how foolish he was to think he’d have the strength to deny himself this.
