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@clerkenhellion
good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem
Huh , i thought i had upload this , guess not
assorted slasher movie sentence starters !!
content warnings that generally apply to slashers (such as violence, gore, sexual themes, etc) are applicable here, feel free to change any pronouns/phrases to fit your muse as needed!!
“ paradise lost? found it! ”
“ it’s a scream baby! ”
“ it hurt like a son of a bitch, it even bled! ”
“ i’m your boyfriend now, [name]. ”
“ i don’t think you could pick your nose without written instructions. ”
“ you’re saying that that’s a real person underneath? ”
“ be good to him and he will be good to you. ”
“ be my victim. ”
“ oh, please don’t kill me, mr. [name/alias]. i wanna be in the sequel! ”
“ morality sucks. ”
“ i know what you did, nasty [name]! ”
“ aside from that, the simple answer is run like a motherfucker and don’t stop till the sun comes up. ”
“ i’ll teach you to fuck with me! ”
“ yeah, it’s probably the serial killers or something. ”
“ you wouldn’t hurt me, would you [name]? ”
“ i hate a guy with a car and no sense of humour. ”
“ your disbelief destroyed the faith of my congregation. ”
“ everybody’s a suspect! ”
“ they will say that i have shed innocent blood. ”
“ it is going to get wet in here tonight. lace your boots up kiddies! ”
“ [name], come back. i’ll be good, i will. ”
“ why don’t you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it, that’ll give you a charge. ”
“ this is the end, friend! ”
“ you walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt? ”
“ death has come to your little town, [name]. ”
“ what do i have to do to prove to you that i’m not a killer? ”
“ do you believe that people can dream what’s going to happen?”
“ music gives him so much joy. ”
“ don’t tell them what we did! ”
“ goodnight, asshole! ”
“ you’re just gonna let ‘em leave like that? ”
“ was that the boogeyman? ”
“ expect to see more of me. ”
“ my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ”
“ the caller is inside the house. the calls are coming from inside the house! ”
“ do you believe in me? ”
“ allow me at least one kiss. just one exquisite kiss. ”
“ what’s your favourite scary movie? ”
Manhandling symbol starters
Send one for your muse to…
★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground
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stanning the real tuesday weld tonight, wyd?
THE MCELROY BROTHERS’ MBMBAM PROMPTS.
“ i’m like a rotisserie shithead ! ”
“ i am very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created. ”
“ i’m so ashamed , i hide under the table ! ”
“ tarantulas : eight legs of justice. ”
“ if these boys are rattlin’ , you best get skedaddlin’ ! ”
“ oh god , i’m flashing back ! ”
“ these are just three regular frogs. ”
“ ( name ) is … hungry for responsibility. ”
“ i wanna talk about tarantulas. ”
“ hey , i just had an interesting thought : ’ actually , fuck this ! ’ ”
“ hey , sonic the hedgehog is in here ! ”
“ ( he / she / they ) just gave me a big bag of weed ! ”
“ you look like if hepatitis was a person. ”
“ did somebody order snacks ? FRUIT ROLL - UPS ! ”
“ what a sad life you must live ! ”
“ hey. what’s up with drugs ? ”
“ oh , no ! am i gonna die ?! ”
“ gotta have my vape ! ”
“ i abandoned my boy. i abandoned my boy ! ”
“ it is a gun for … spaghetti. ”
“ you look like the saint peter who meets fashion trends in hell. ”
“ here’s the thing about microsoft : they don’t have that young , hot , fresh energy , and nobody knows what they’re up to nowadays. ”
“ so what we have here is a really cool guy. ”
“ i traded six pounds of cocaine for a new episode of ’ frasier ’ on the internet. ”
“ no science , no math. only man. ”
“ there’s no god ! there’s only poetry ! ”
“ what if all the dinosaurs went extinct again ? ”
“ the movie ’ shrek , ’ but live action. ”
“ belts are the shoelaces of your pants. ”
so am i just really late 2 the party, or iz my 6th grade fav band finally getting recognition? and ofc by recognition i mean a thirst fandom 4 this guy-
//Since these get around faster and I don’t have the energy to make anything nicer !!! Reblog or like this post if you’d be up for interacting with a primarily movie based Alex from A C/loc/kwo/rk Or/ang/e !!!!
Also heads up this blog is 18+ only due to extreme violence and gore bc of that good ol ultra violence ya know
❝ *ˊ✑ REPO ! THE GENETIC OPERA OST STARTERS
❝ i’ve made my peace , i hold no grudge . ❞ ❝ make it fast ! ❞ ❝ commence your grovelling . ❞ ❝ i’ll keep those vultures guessing . ❞ ❝ my legacy is too great to throw away on ingrates . ❞ ❝ i guess i’ll take it to my death ! ❞ ❝ you never should have left me . i would’ve given you the world . ❞ ❝ you cannot be reckless ! ❞ ❝ no , i don’t think that i can be fixed . ❞ ❝ i want to go outside . ❞ ❝ my burdens , i can’t erase . ❞ ❝ i’m the monster . i’m the villain ! ❞ ❝ industrialization has crippled the globe . ❞ ❝ for every market , a submarket grows . ❞ ❝ it’s quick ! it’s clean ! it’s pure , it could change your life - rest assured . ❞ ❝ it’s the twenty - first century cure . ❞ ❝ what if you could have genetic perfection ? ❞ ❝ would you change who you are , if you could ? ❞ ❝ where the fuck is [ name ] ? ❞ ❝ you ain’t got the guts ! ❞ ❝ all bark , but no lungs ! ❞ ❝ i can’t feel nothing at all . ❞ ❝ sometimes , i wonder why they need me at all . ❞ ❝ sometimes , i wonder why i even bother . ❞ ❝ so you think you’ve got heart ? ❞ ❝ so you think you’ve got balls ? ❞ ❝ it’s a thankless job , but somebody’s got to do it . ❞ ❝ no one ever thanks me when i’m done . ❞ ❝ how self - absorbed people can be ! ❞ ❝ with a slice ! or a snip ! eenie - meenie - miney - mo ! ❞ ❝ can i talk to you ? can you come down please , so we can speak ? ❞ ❝ i thought i’d seen a ghost - your resemblance is striking . ❞ ❝ state your business . ❞ ❝ you can learn from all my failures . ❞ ❝ i’m not supposed to talk to strangers . ❞ ❝ don’t forget a sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom outside her bedroom . ❞ ❝ don’t look back ‘til you’re free to chase the morning . ❞ ❝ [ name ] , you’re hurting me ! ❞ ❝ can you forgive me for this ? ❞ ❝ here’s my prognosis : will they live ? doubtful . ❞ ❝ remember what you did to [ name ] . ❞ ❝ hope you have my money . ❞ ❝ i remember every dying whisper , every desperate murmur . ❞ ❝ i’ve always longed for true affection , but you compare me to a corpse ! ❞ ❝ you cannot control me , [ name ] . ❞ ❝ you know you want it . ❞ ❝ didn’t i say the world was cruel , didn’t i ? ❞ ❝ tell me how this happened , what i did wrong ? ❞ ❝ why can’t we just go home & forget this dreadful night ? ❞ ❝ didn’t you say that you were different , didn’t you ? ❞ ❝ say you’re not that person , say it . ❞ ❝ didn’t you say that you’d protect me , didn’t you ? ❞ ❝ someone has replaced you . ❞ ❝ sometimes i wanted to cry . ❞ ❝ i didn’t know i love you so much . ❞ ❝ sometimes i’d stay up all night wishing to god i was the one who died . ❞ ❝ [ name ] , i will not leave you here - you will live . ❞ ❝ we’ll always have each other in our time of need . ❞ ❝ you’re the world to me . ❞
CINEMATIC PARALLELS
Scarfed showed me this video , and although I’ve found quite weird at first, I’ve fallen in love with the story and the music! I’m recently also addicted to this channel’s music, so I’ve done this small contribution also, old style cartoon characters are a way to gain my heart
Children this is Valentine, please don’t be like him