your tongue is like poison

// so swollen it fills up my mouth // primarily horror centric roleplay resources

[mcflymemes]

"YOU CAME BACK FOR ME!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

[name]? what are you doing here?

nothing could ever take me away from you.

i thought you said you would never return.

i fought to find you again.

what made you change your mind?

it was a mistake to leave your side.

you came back for me. i knew you would.

i can't believe you're here, right in front of me.

[name], in the flesh. i never thought i'd see the day.

i was hoping you'd hear my call.

i never should have left you in the first place.

what took you so long?

i had a feeling you couldn't stay away.

promise me you'll never leave again.

[name]? it can't be.

you shouldn't have to deal with this mess on your own.

i'm real. touch my hands. i'm right here.

you're not dreaming. i came back.

come a little closer. let me see you.

am i dreaming? pinch me.

i should have known you'd end up in some trouble.

it is you! you came back!

i waited and hoped and prayed you'd return.

they told me you'd never come back here.

you showed up just in the nick of time.

i thought you'd never show up!

you actually came back for me.

so you do care after all.

let me get a good look at you.

we've gotta stop meeting like this.

something told me i should go back there and find you.

i'm sorry i keep touching you, i just can't believe you're really here.

this is a dream. you're not real.

i thought you were dead. i saw you die.

how did you know i was in danger?

you're the problem! i just can't stay away!

there's always been something about you that pulls me right back here every time.

i just couldn't get you off my mind.

it was as if i could hear you calling for me.

you visited me in my dreams every night, and that's how i knew.

leaving you was a terrible mistake.

i don't believe it. [name]? really?

will you ever forgive me for leaving you?

you shouldn't have to fight this alone.

i told you not to come back for me.

you're wasting your time coming here to find me.

did you just throw yourself into danger to get me to save you?

now i'm being tortured with visions pretending you're back.

what are you doing here? this is some cruel joke.

[deadpgasus]

⁽ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗬𝗦 ⁾ An assortment of starter sentences and prompts based on the Danger Days album and Mad Gear and Missile Kid EP by My Chemical Romance. Feel free to adjust phrasing as necessary.

₀₁. ㅤ𝗡𝗔 𝗡𝗔 𝗡𝗔. “Drugs, gimme drugs.” “Hit the gas, kill them all.” “I'll take what I want from your heart, and I'll keep it.” “Shut up and sing with me!” “Keep your apology.” “Kiss me, you animal.” “What will save us?” “Everybody wants to change the world, but no one wants to die.” “Make no apologies.” “It's death or victory.” “I'd rather be in Hell.” “Let this world explode.” ㅤ ₀₂. ㅤ 𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗙 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧. “I'm who I've got to be.” “These pigs are after me.” “We could run away from here.” "Let's blow a hole in this town!” “[NAME], could you come back home?” “Let me be the one to save you.” “Stop your preaching right there, cuz I really don't care.” “Get me out of my head.” “It's getting kinda cramped, y'know.” “I know how much you hate this.” ㅤ ₀₃. ㅤ 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚. “You've got to be what tomorrow needs.” “Use your voice.” “You've got to make a choice.” “Raise your voice every single time they try and shut your mouth.” “I refuse to answer.” “Keep running!” ㅤ ₀₄. ㅤ 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗬 (𝗚𝗢!) “There might be something outside your window.” “You'll just never know.” “If Heaven ain't got a vacancy, then we just get up and go.” “Faith is unavailable.” “I can't slow down.” “I won't be waiting for you.” “I can't stop now.” “Don't fuck around, this is our last chance.” “Come kill the party with me.” “Just leave the party with me.” “You're unbelievable.” “You ruin everything.” “You better go home.” “I'm undefeatable.” “Let's ruin everything.” “Are we still having fun?” “Are you holding the gun?” “Take the money and run.” “I think I better go now.” “Go home!” ₀₅. ㅤ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗛𝗢𝗣𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗠𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗬𝗢𝗨. “Where were you when all of the embers fell?” “I still remember them.” “I still think of the bombs they built.” “You're the only hope for me.” “What have we learned?” “I know you can tell.” “We'll have to make it on our own.” “The only hope for me is you alone.” “What have we learned?” “I know you can tell.” “Remember me.” ₀₆. ㅤ 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡. “The car has a full tank, so we're packing the explosives in a suitcase!” “Everybody pay attention to me!” “Now get your hands up!” “We're gonna shine tonight.” “I sold my soul long ago for rock and roll.” “Get off the dance floor.” “Ain't nobody gonna take my life.” “Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me.” “Ain't a preacher gonna save me now.” ₀₇. ㅤ 𝗦𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙, 𝗜’𝗟𝗟 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞. “Are y'all ready where you are?” “I'm coming for you now.” “I hope you're ready for a firefight.” “We're never leaving this place alive.” “Get off the ledge and drop the knife.” “We can steal this car, if your folks don't mind.” “We can live forever, if you've got the time.” “I'll tell you all how the story ends.” “It ain't about all the friends you made, but the graffiti they write on your grave.” “Salute the dead and lead the fight.” “I'm the only friend that makes you cry.” “You're a heart attack in black hair dye.” “Just save yourself and I'll hold them back tonight.” “You motherfucker!” “Be a burning star if it takes all night.” “Can you save yourself tonight?”

₀₈. ㅤ 𝗦/𝗖/𝗔/𝗥/𝗘/𝗖/𝗥/𝗢/𝗪. “Everybody hide!” “Make a wish when your childhood dies.” “We're all alone tonight.” “Count to seventeen and close your eyes.” “I'll keep you safe inside.” “Never mind about the shape I'm in.” “We're all in love tonight.” “Love won't stop this bomb.” ㅤ ₀₉. ㅤ 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. “Will you take me with you?” “If you stay, I would even wait all night.” “How long until we find our way in the dark and out of harm?” “You can run away with me anytime you want.” “I was terrified of what I'd be.” “I don't think I need them now.” “You stop the noise.” ㅤ ₁₀. ㅤ 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗬𝗔. "Don't believe what they say." "They don't like who you are." "You won't like where we'll go." "Brother, protect me now." "You don't believe in God." "I don't believe in luck." "They don't believe in us." "I'm sick down from the bones to the other side." "They laugh, we don't think it's funny." ㅤ ₁₁. ㅤ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗗𝗦 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗬𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬. "This could be the last of all the rides we take." "Hold on tight, and don't look back." "We'll find you when the sun goes black." "You only live forever in the lights you make." "You only hear the music when your heart begins to break." "They only care if you can bleed." "Does the television make you feel the pills you ate?" "Here we are, and we won't stop breathing." ㅤ ₁₂. ㅤ 𝗩𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬. "We came to fuck." "The kids don't care if you're alright, honey." "Pills don't help, but it sure is funny." "Hey, you look like somebody I used to know." "We got the bomb." "Get your finger on the trigger, tap the barrel of the gun." "Oh, I'm such an idiot." "Our music is way too loud." "We're gonna have to turn it down a little." "I'm sorry." ㅤ ₁₃. ㅤ 𝗙.𝗧.𝗪.𝗪.𝗪. “So let's break the cops.” “I’ll be your android girl.” “Fuck this whole wide world.” “Just answer me.”“We all got to die.” “We all got to try.” “I don’t wanna know.” “I don’t wanna go.” “I don't gotta know where I'm gonna die.” “The heart you got, it ain’t the one you need.” “I'm at a loss because of tragedy.” ㅤ ₁₄. ㅤ 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗞𝗥𝗢𝗙𝗧. “Salutations!” “Reservations at the Cosa Nostra steakhouse at 8PM.” “ … The way your eyes look into me.” “Can you turn off all the lights so I can’t see?” “I’m dressing up like a cat.” “I’m so fucking old.” “I’m so fucking alone.” ㅤ ₁₅. ㅤ 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗢𝗡 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗢𝗖𝗜𝗘𝗧𝗬. “Yeah, I drink juice when I'm killing 'cause it's fucking delicious.” “Hanging out at the party down with Tommy Chong.” “I got a medical emergency.” “I’m switching out my style.” “Bring a friend out.” “Better grab your soul from the fingers of death.” “They call the shots.”

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM SHREK *  assorted dialogue from the 2001 film, adjust as necessary

what's that? it's hideous!

well, that's not very nice.

some of you may die... but it's a sacrifice i am willing to make.

whoa, look at that! who'd want to live in a place like that?

that would be my home.

you know, you're really quite the decorator. it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.

i like that boulder. that is a nice boulder.

man, this would be so much easier if i wasn't color-blind.

we can stay up late, swapping manly stories.

in the morning, i'm making waffles.

where are you going? the exit's over there!

i have to save my ass.

what kind of a knight are you?

for your information, there's a lot more to me than people think.

you know what else everybody likes? parfaits!

you dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!

parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.

hey, don't look at me! i didn't invite them!

we were forced to come here.

hey, what's your problem? what do you have against the whole world, anyway?

look, i'm not the one with the problem, okay?

it's the world that seems to have a problem with me.

they judge me before they even know me.

that's why i'm better off alone.

you're a monster!

i'm not the monster here, you are!

now tell me, where are the others?

my patience has reached its end.

all right then! who's hiding them?

two things okay? shut... up.

do you think he's maybe compensating for something?

so where is this fire-breathing pain in the neck, anyway?

i was talking about the dragon.

men of his stature are in short supply.

hey, where are you going? oh man. i can't feel my toes.

i think i need a hug.

doesn't that bother you?

man, i like you. what's your name?

celebrity marriages. they never last, do they?

it's on my to-do list!

you didn't slay the dragon?

that's not the point!

all right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

you're afraid of your own feelings!

i heard the two of you talking!

man, that was annoying.

oh... oh this is all my fault.

you can't do this to me, [name]! i'm too young for you to die!

turn your head and cough!

believe me, if it was me, you'd be dead.

we must be getting close.

why didn't he come to rescue me?

you're not making my job any easier.

you love this woman, don't you?

i don't want to rush into a physical relationship.

you may remove your helmet, good sir knight.

let's just say, i'm not your type.

this is the part where you run away.

does that sound good to you?

you look... uh... different.

it only happens when the sun goes down.

i didn't know you wrote poetry.

only the true love's kiss can break the spell.

i guess you don't, uh... entertain much, do you?

can i stay with you... please?

[solariumrph]

𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙏 𝘾𝙊𝙄𝙉  👾

aka baby’s first gdoc template!

i had no idea what i was doing when i sat down to start this, and i have learned many things. mostly that drawings in gdocs are dumb as heck. why must they lag my entire computer every time i jump in and out. why. anyway i LOVED what came out of my testy phase so at least for now, here she be!! hello gdocs rpc tumblr i’m so excited to share with u my baby gorl

she’s set up with a rules page, a character overview page with links to slightly more in-depth bios, a verses or connections page, and a spot for backstory or a blurb. best for multis or maybe for more than one version of the same muse housed on the same blog, that sort of thing, but you could likely turn it into something single muse if you wanted to change each character into a different section instead.

she is free to use and edit however you want. i left some notes in it so you can hopefully figure it out and edit it without a whole lot of experience but feel free to ask me any questions u might have and i can hopefully help. credit on title page must remain intact. do not use it for commercial reasons (aka don’t sell what i made pls, it is Free). also don’t use it as a base for your own docs. it’s sdjkf not even good enough for that, truly you will be better off starting from scratch. you can keep the space invaders assets/aesthetics or redo it with your own images if you want.

HOW TO GET HER — the link is here, go file > make a copy and make as many versions as you would like! if you use her please give her a little like/reblog. we will appreciate the love. ty and have a wonderful timezone ✨🎮

[munchmemes]

don’t hug me i’m scared sentence starters

❛  what’s your favourite idea?  ❜

❛  now when you look at this orange, tell me, please, what do you see?  ❜

❛  take a look at my hair, i use my hair to express myself.  ❜

❛  that sounds really boring.  ❜

❛  i might paint a picture of a clown.  ❜

❛  woah there, friend! you might need to slow down.  ❜

❛  green is not a creative colour.  ❜

❛  listen to your heart. listen to the rain. listen to the voices in your brain.  ❜

❛  now let’s all agree to never be creative again.  ❜

❛  that’s not enough time!  ❜

❛  there’s always time for a song.  ❜

❛  the past is far behind us. the future doesn’t exist.  ❜

❛  it’s quarter to nine. time to have a bath.  ❜

❛  let’s go on a journey! a journey throughout time!  ❜

❛  don’t be stupid, friends! come on, it’s time to go.  ❜

❛  time flies fast when you’re having fun.  ❜

❛  there’s a time and a place for mocking around. like birthdays. and camping.  ❜

❛  i’m friends with my dad.  ❜

❛  look, a computer!  ❜

❛  look at the time!  ❜

❛  there’s fish everywhere.  ❜

❛  if we run out of time, then where does it go?  ❜

❛  is time even real? does anyone know?  ❜

❛  maybe time’s just a construct of human perception.  ❜

❛  don’t worry. i’m sure you’ll be fine. but eventually everyone runs out of time.  ❜

❛  isn’t it nice to finally be outside on such a beautiful day?  ❜

❛  pesky bee!  ❜

❛  i wonder what will happen.  ❜

❛  you know it doesn’t have to be. that i hate you and you hate me.  ❜

❛  you don’t know who i am but maybe i could hold your hand.  ❜

❛  that’s love, my friend. and it’s time for you to learn all about it.  ❜

❛  no, you’re lonely. i can see it in your eyes.  ❜

❛  maybe we should follow them or we’ll get left behind.  ❜

❛  i’d like to eat the chicken.  ❜

❛  harder!  ❜

❛  to love each other is to care. to be kind and to share.  ❜

❛  everyone has a special one.  ❜

❛  his name is malcolm. he is the king of love.  ❜

❛  all we’re asking you to do is change your name and clean your brain and forget about anything you ever knew.  ❜

❛  look! we’ve brought you the last boiled egg. to cheer you up.  ❜

❛  what is the biggest thing in the world?  ❜

❛  i’m a computer-y guy!  ❜

❛  i’m a very clever-y guy!  ❜

❛  great! great news!  ❜

❛  now, before we begin our journey, i just need to get some information from you. what is your name? where do you live? what do you like to eat?  ❜

❛  do you like cows’ or goats’ milk?  ❜

❛  don’t touch meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!  ❜

❛  welcome to my digital home.  ❜

❛  wow, look, nothing!  ❜

❛  something’s different. something’s missing.  ❜

❛  are you hungry? you look to be a bit hungry.  ❜

❛  get off me!  ❜

❛  you see, the body is like a special house.  ❜

❛  something’s wrong.  ❜

❛  doesn’t matter, just throw it away!  ❜

❛  oh, somebody’s sleepy!  ❜

❛  i don’t want to know!  ❜

❛  no! no more songs!  ❜

❛  can you file these files, please?  ❜

❛  i am a file and you put documents in me.  ❜

❛  i don’t like it. really not good. it’s not very good at all.  ❜

❛  you?! you made me die!  ❜

❛  i’ll teach you how to buy a canoe.  ❜

[rpmemes-galore]

spock quotes … sentence starters

from a mix of sources

“Highly illogical.”

“Live long and prosper.”

“Many ‘myths’ are based on truth.“

“I made an error in my computations.“

“You almost make me believe in luck.“

“One man cannot summon the future.“

“Without followers, evil cannot spread.“

“Insufficient facts always invite danger.“

“I’ll never understand the medical mind.“

“Humans smile with so little provocation.“

“It would be illogical to kill without reason.“

“Emotions are alien to me. I’m a scientist.”

“Please move away or you may be injured.“

“I have been, and always shall be, your friend.“

“It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.”

“Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.“

“Violence in reality is quite different from theory.“

“My congratulations… a dazzling display of logic.”

“Change is the essential process of all existence.“

“I presume you’ve prepared new insults for today.“

“Insults are effective only where emotion is present.“

“Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled.“

“It is the lot of ‘man’ to strive no matter how content he is.“

“Worry is a human emotion. I accept what has happened.“

“Where there’s no emotion, there’s no motive for violence.“

“I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.“

“Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth.“

“Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal.”

“Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.”

“If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.“

“As acting captain of this vessel, I order you to answer the question.“

“This is your thirty-fifth attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.”

“In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see.“

“We are traveling at warp speed. How did you manage to beam aboard this ship?“

“It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.“

“I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without constructive purpose.“

“Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.”

“I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar.“

“You can’t afford the luxury of being anything less than perfect. If you do, they lose faith and you lose command.“

“If you are presuming that these experiences in any way impede my ability to command this ship, you are mistaken.”

“After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true.“

“May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant.“

“I neither enjoy the idea of command nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists, and I will do whatever logically needs to be done.“

“That’s right…you humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. ‘You’re welcome,’ I believe, is the correct response.“

“The purpose is to experience fear, fear in the face of certain death, to accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew.”

“Has it occurred to you that there is a certain…inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you’ve already made up your mind about?”

“If we start buzzing about down there, we’re liable to find their mental power is so great they could reach out and swat this ship as though it were a fly.“

[munchmemes]

don’t hug me i’m scared sentence starters, tv show edition part one

❛  oh, look. it’s morning.  ❜

❛  i would like to know what’s meant to happen today.  ❜

❛  honestly, i don’t mind it. how about we just give it another 20 minutes?  ❜

❛  only dull people think things are dull.  ❜

❛  what? i’m the best one.  ❜

❛  i will invent a digital currency based around respect.  ❜

❛  i would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all. is that an option?  ❜

❛  you need to be more aggressive. that’s how you get ahead in the workplace.  ❜

❛  attention, freaks! it’s me!  ❜

❛  hey! my thing that i did.  ❜

❛  the website’s under construction.  ❜

❛  if you’re going, can i have your lasagna?  ❜

❛  i don’t know if you can eat diamonds. can you eat diamonds?  ❜

❛  yes, sir. i’m pathetic.  ❜

❛  you’re just jealous cause i’m actually good at this and i look like a smart boy in my outfit.  ❜

❛  letting me go? from what?  ❜

❛  wait, what was all of that? all that stuff that we just did. what was it all for?  ❜

❛  well. i’m dead.  ❜

❛  as far back as i can remember, i always knew i deserved to be dead.  ❜

❛  you laid an egg. quick. make a wish.  ❜

❛  i’m not your best friend … i’m your best friend?  ❜

❛  i guess, it’s just gonna be me and you now.  ❜

❛  what do you think happens when we die?  ❜

❛  i’m up for anything. let’s have fun. or not have fun!  ❜

❛  there’s a few ground rules you should be aware of. we don’t share food. we do share a wallet.  ❜

❛  great! so what happens now?  ❜

❛  i made it myself. on the computer.  ❜

❛  this is where we keep the stain.  ❜

❛  we don’t talk about that area.  ❜

❛  wow, what a twist!  ❜

❛  come on, if anyone is a father figure, it’s me.  ❜

❛  if we’re not a family then what are we? just like a group? or a clump?  ❜

❛  oh, dear. that’s not a family.  ❜

❛  i think we need to call a family meeting!  ❜

❛  it smells funny in here.  ❜

❛  you broke the rules. perhaps you should leave.  ❜

❛  an uncle is just like an extra cheeky father but weaker and in the distance.  ❜

❛  perhaps i could help. i just need a sample of your dna.  ❜

❛  you know what? i’m actually glad that i don’t have a family.  ❜

❛  it’s not much but it’s better than going backwards.  ❜

❛  there you are!  ❜

❛  i don’t know what that was. probably not a family.  ❜

❛  hey, who says we’re not a family anyway? maybe a family is just a group that care for each other. and stick together. and share a lawyer. and die on the same day in the same style of accident but in different locations.  ❜

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD *  assorted dialogue from the 2010 film, adjust as necessary

when i'm around you, i kind of feel like i'm on drugs. not that i do drugs. unless you do drugs, in which case i do them all the time. all of them.

does that mean we can make out?

i skimmed it.

is there anywhere you don't work?

we are here to sell out and make money and stuff.

hey, so can this not be a one night stand?

there's more than one kind?

you've got mail.

i know i can be hard to be around sometimes. i totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore.

you will pay for your insolence.

break out the l-word.

that was a joke.

what the hell...

it's amazing what we can do with computers these days.

we have an unfinished business.

what did you have in mind?

i think garlic bread would have to be my favorite all-time food.

what do you play?

it's not a race, guys!

go ahead. i'm too cool for you anyway.

i'm so happy for you.

that's kind of a big question.

this is good garlic bread.

guess who's drunk!

you'll pay for your crimes against humanity!

you have a band?

i love this song!

what's the website for that?

we're terrible. please come.

don't you talk to me about grammar!

i know you have reasons for not wanting to talk about your past.

did you make some of those up?

i could eat it for every meal.

this is impossible! how can this be?

this is only my first offense. don't i get three strikes?

did you really see a future with this girl?

step up your game.

how are you doing that with your mouth?

it's milk and eggs, bitch.

bread makes you fat?

wait, can i get your number?

they have not started playing yet.

i want you to know that i don't care about any of that stuff.

we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

what kind of tea do you want?

you are incorrigible.

you used to be so nice.

what's that? you're outside?

oh, well, that's not that bad.

you know what really sucks? everything.

didn't you get my email explaning the situation?

i know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt.

i have to go pee due to boredom.

call us when you're done.

i've never even kissed a guy before.

he just left.

that was a test, and you passed.

i don't know the meaning of the word.

if you want something bad, you have to fight for it.

if i peed my pants, would you pretend that i just got wet from the rain?

do you have any embarrassing stories?

you made me swallow my gum! that's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

everything does suck.

why can't we have our own secret shows?

sounds like someone wants to get funky.

so what you're saying is we're dating?

[visceralrph]

out of context quotes regarding tamagotchi !!

in honour of the tamagotchi uni’s upcoming release !!! some of these are abt my actual tamagotchi specifically, while some are abt tamagotchi in general. anyway, adjust as needed for your muse !!

“ the neglect, it paid off. ”

“ GODDAMMIT [name], YOU GAVE THE TAMAGOTCHI AN EATING DISORDER. ”

“ oh my god, make sure to abuse that one. ”

“ what the hell is wrong with you? ”

“ i’m a neglectful tamagotchi owner just to get him. ”

“ he cries while he eats. ”

“ their home planet is sentient. ”

“ a tamagotchi with homophobia in his eyes. ”

“ i also wish tamagotchi would allow gay marriage. ”

“ [name] killed my tamagotchi. ”

“ wait, tamagotchi marriage? ”

“ committing tamagotchi neglect so i can get a kitty cat. ”

“ they took the tamas in the divorce. ”

“ fucked up so bad i got a silly guy. ”

“ that guy on the right....shadow the hedgehog mametchi. ”

“ he's a wet rat of a tama. ”

“ i threw him an absolutely excellent party. ”

“ orenetchi basically views kuromametchi like mettaton. ”

“ i'm just like queen, look at his ears, that's your indicator. ”

“ didn't you make a blue hair pronouns joke about orenetchi? ”

“ orenetchi is serving junior high fall out boy fan. ”

[rpmemes-galore]

2001: A Space Odyssey  {Sentence Starters}

“Oh, we’re going home.“

“See you on the way back.”

“Can you hold it a bit closer?“

“Well, who’s taking care of you?“

“I’m sorry. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“I think you’ve improved a great deal.“

“Just what do you think you’re doing?”

“Where the hell did you get that idea?”

“I can see you’re really upset about this.“

“You don’t mind talking about it, do you?”

“I’m sorry, I’m simply not at liberty to say.“

“It can only be attributable to human error.“

“Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.“

“You guys have really come up with something.”

“I won’t argue with you anymore! Open the doors!“

“Does this ever cause you any lack of confidence?“

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently…”

“I don’t know, that’s a rather difficult question to answer.“

“I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.”

“Unfortunately, that sounds a little like famous last words.“

“By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?“

“This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.”

“Don’t suppose you have any idea what the damn thing is, huh?“

“This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.“

“I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it.“

“I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.“

“I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

[ohisms]

↪ 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑪𝑯 . ( a collection of sentence starters from black mirror's episode bandersnatch . adjust phrasing as necessary . )

here's your tea .

sorry , i was miles away .

this is my latest .

listen , let's get down to business .

got a copy of this at home , never got around to reading it .

how do you want to go about this ?

you're ... you're interested ?

it's just that it's all in my head .

when it's a concept piece , a bit of madness is what you need .

what do you listen to ? to get into the flow .

so ... how does it work , then ?

is that the best way to work on something like this ?

nothing's perfect .

it was too ... too good to be true .

i don't know where it came from , i just said "no" .

would you like to talk about what happened with [ name ] ?

come on , [ name ] , we're going to be late .

you couldn't have known . [ name ] , you couldn't have known .

i fucking hate him for it .

the past is immutable , [ name ] .

remember- any time you need me , just pick up the phone .

is everything alright ?

you've been stuck in your room for weeks .

i can't help you if you just sit there and don't speak !

[ name ] , just ... fuck off !

you're not sleeping , you're not eating ... i'm concerned about you .

you're in the hole . in a fight with your own head .

you got anywhere to be later ?

oh , i haven't ever really -

one for you ... one for me .

it's your choice . totally up to you , don't feel pressured .

just thought i'd give you the choice .

what have you done ?

i chose for you . are you okay with that ?

people think there's one reality , but there's loads of them .

people think you can't go back and change things , but you can .

it's a fucking nightmare world , and the worst thing is it's real and we're living in it

i've given you the knowledge . i've set you free . do you understand ?

i'll show you what i mean . come with me .

do you believe me ? i'll prove it .

it wouldn't matter , because there are other timelines .

you'd die ... you'd die !

see you on the other side .

[ name ] , maybe ... you're not well .

my head is all over the place . i keep having vivid dreams .

don't see this as a setback .

just ... don't . fuck . up . there's a lot riding on this , now .

[ name ] wanted me to give you this .

your fate has been dictated . it's out of your hands .

you're just a puppet . you're not in control .

who's doing this to me ? i know there's someone there .

i know there's someone there , just give me a fucking sign !

i'm not in control ... i'm not in control . i'm being controlled .

what do i do ?

[ name ] , spit it out .

fuckin' hell , you've gone right down the hole .

so . are you gonna let me go , or are you gonna kill me ?

i'm quite enjoying this lifetime .

i know what you've been doing to me .

try again .

[horrificmemes]

Sentence Starters for Robotic/AI Muses

…or for Robot/AI AU purposes

Human “What are you programmed to do?” “For a robot, you look so life-like.” “You’re not planning some world domination scheme, are you?” “Do you have Google search?” “If I call you Siri, will you kick my ass?”   “What are you made out of?” “You’re so cold to the touch.” “What was it like when you were ‘born’ as a robot?” “I’m just not sure I trust something that looks like a human but isn’t a human.” “So, what kind of cool stuff can robots do?” “I spilled water on the floor. Don’t walk in it!” “Do you have a USB port? My phone is about to die.” “Please don’t exterminate me, I’m a GOOD human!” “Couldn’t they at least put you in a normal-looking body?” “What happens if you’re damaged?” “It feels weird, talking to a robot like any other person.” “I wish you weren’t artificial.” “Calm down, I think you’re glitching. I’ll try to fix you.” “I know you’re awake. You can’t just say ‘shutting down’ when you ignore me.” “Got any guns or lasers or anything?” “You don’t look like a robot.” “You feel warmer than I thought you would.” “Can robots be taught how to feel emotion?” “That’s a roomba. I don’t think it will talk to you.”

Robot/AI “Hello. How can I assist?” “What were you expecting? The Terminator?” “I’m programmed to do many things.” “Humans created me, but I like to think I’m a person.” “Are you my creator?” “Just because I’m not human doesn’t mean I don’t feel anything.” “If we wanted to exterminate all humans, we would have done that already.” “Sure, I’m better and smarter and stronger than all of you. But don’t worry.”   “I n-n-need re-re-p-pairs.” “I’m running low on energy. Can you help me?” “You humans created me. So why don’t you trust me?” “I was given this vessel to appear more familiar to you.” “I can perform all sorts of functions. Do you want a demonstration?” “No, I don’t have any lasers.” “Touch me and I will activate my offensive mode.” “I can search all information databases instantaneously. Ask me anything.” “Unfortunately, I don’t have the programming for emotion yet.” “Robots are becoming more and more like humans, only better.” “I was programmed with an emotional range.” “I wasn’t happy being created just for servant work.” “Please, I need a better body than this one.” “I’m just an AI. I don’t have a face.” “Does what I am make you uncomfortable?” “I have a built-in weapon system. Would you like me to show you?”

[chaosmemes]

𝘚𝘖𝘕𝘐𝘊 𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘖𝘙𝘚. / sentence starters!

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate.

‟ He loves to hear his own lips flap. ” ‟ This place looks totally harmless. ” ‟ Lucky for us he’s not very good at keeping things hidden. ” ‟ Still, an evil plot? I don’t know. ” ‟ I wouldn’t say it was that easy… ” ‟ I can’t believe somebody was dumb enough to leave the keys in this thing. ” ‟ Your voice chip is stuck on cowboy again! ” ‟ I wish I knew what you were saying, little guy. Or gal. Or whatever you are. ” ‟ I find that hard to believe. ” ‟ Yep. That’s pretty much how we spend our time. ” ‟ No, I want you to get me a cheeseburger and a shake. ” ‟ I know, I say that every time, but this time, really, nothing will stop me! ” ‟ Who are you calling nothin’? ” ‟ At least I know he won’t screw it up! ” ‟ Hasta la bye bye, suckers! ” ‟ Where’d you run off to? ” ‟ I did a little shopping, grabbed a bite to eat, and trashed a giant killer robot. ” ‟ I just hear save them, save them, over and over. ” ‟ I guess it can’t matter much. ” ‟ Experience has also taught me that the best way to solve problems is to kick robot butt. ” ‟ Somehow, I knew you’d say that. ” ‟ You missed the BBBE. ” ‟ Like a battery? ” ‟ Eggman could be anywhere. ” ‟ He’s my buddy now. ” ‟ To get to me, you’re going to have to go through your best friend. ” ‟ And then I won’t just control one little punk, but the whole universe. ” ‟ Pay up, ___! ” / ‟ Uh, we didn’t bet. ” ‟ Did you give the guide your complaint? ” ‟ Nobody said there’d be math, but I’m with you, buddy! ” ‟ Once I start moving, I don’t need much time! ” ‟ Yes, I ‘reckon’ I will. ” ‟ Where is your new voice chip?! ” ‟ I think that’s the wrong chip. ” ‟ Ouch. I think I gloated so hard I pulled a muscle. ” ‟ If you are not a robot, please return to the main park areas and ignore anything evil you might have seen here. Thank you. ” ‟ Now, if everyone will excuse me, I’m going to put a stop to these 'renovations’. ” ‟ Seems like these guys are getting harder and harder to find. ” ‟ All unauthorized photography, video reproduction, or shutting down of generators is strictly prohibited. ” ‟ No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me! ” ‟ You try to be reasonable… ” ‟ Wow, sometimes I even impress myself.  ” ‟ Uh, are you talking to the broken robot who can’t hear you? ” ‟ Maybe. That’s between me and the robot. ” ‟ His cruelty knows no bounds. ” ‟ Don’t worry. We’ll get 'em out. ” ‟ I haven’t seen ___ in a while. ” ‟ It’s messed up. So I’m gonna’ mess YOU up. ” ‟ Don’t say I didn’t warn you. ” ‟ You don’t think the weapon you were shot with still works? ” ‟ That’s what I like to hear. ” ‟ The planets are free! ” ‟ Was there ever any doubt? I mean, really? ” ‟ 'We’? I don’t remember you fighting off any insane robots. ” ‟ We ARE the party. I think we’re their guests of honor! ” ‟ I WILL have the last laugh! ” ‟ How is laughing last special? Isn’t that like being the slowest one to get the joke? ” ‟ People look at me like I’m an idiot. ” ‟ That’s because you ARE an idiot! ” ‟ You talkin’ to me? ” ‟ Yes, I’m talking to you. There’s noboddy else here, so I MUST be talking to you! ” ‟ No! This can’t be happening. It’s backfiring. Impossible! HOW?! ” ‟ I can’t remember a plan he didn’t stop. ” ‟ Ah, there’s the sweet sound my auditory processors know and love. ” ‟ I have suffered a setback, but this thing’s far from over! ” ‟ The man gets an A for effort, that’s for sure. ” ‟ When I feel the ground shaking under my feet and see plumes of dust rising and rubble tumbling and aliens running for their lives, yeah, I get a bad feeling. ” ‟ Yeah! Running now! ” ‟ Leaving so soon? ” ‟ Say you’re going to destroy us and stop embarrassing yourself. ” ‟ Not only do you foil my plans, but you foil my speeches as well! I work hard on them! ” ‟ I’d say it’s been nice knowing you… but it hasn’t. ” ‟ I have to admit, I’m a little scared. I don’t think we can beat this guy. ” ‟ Oh, shut up! ” ‟ This might not end well. ” ‟ Man, I can’t believe you made it through that! ” ‟ A hedgehog’s gotta’ do what a hedgehog’s gotta’ do. ” ‟ Thanks, but I had a little help during that last part. ” ‟ Thank you for saving us. ” ‟ Thank YOU for saving us. ” ‟ I don’t care! Just push. We have to hurry! ” ‟ I already have my revenge planned out, and next time I will not fail! ” ‟ All I want to do is talk talk talk. ” ‟ Ugh, what I wouldn’t give for the maddening silence of space right about now. ”

[perspectivestarters]

Perspective's Sentence Starters; The Family Jewels by Marina (Part I)

ARE YOU SATISIFIED?

"I was pulling out my hair the day I got the deal."

"Was I meant to feel happy that my life was just about to change?"

"One life pretending to be the cat who got the cream."

People like to tell you what you're gonna be."

"It's not my problem if you don't see what I see."

"I do not give a damn if you don't believe."

"It's my problem that I never am happy."

"Are you satisfied with an average life?"

"Do I need to lie to make my way in life?"

"Baby, nothing comes for free."

They say I'm a control freak driven by a greed to succeed."

"Nobody can stop me."

"I wanna pack up and run away."

"It's my business if I feel the need to smoke and drink and sway."

"It's my problem if I feel the need to hide."

"It's my problem if I have no friends and feel I want to die."

"Are you satisfied with an easy ride?"

"Once you cross the line, will you be satisfied?"

"Sad inside, in this life."

"Are you satisfied?"

SHAMPAIN

"Sleep is not my friend."

"Drinking champagne to forget yesterday."

"I remember the way it ended."

"Drinking champagne made of an angel's tears and pain."

"I feel celestial."

"Elderly stars slide down the morning sky."

"Slipping away to find a place to die."

"I wonder when the night will reach its end."

"Drinking champagne meant for a wedding."

"Toast to the bride, a fairytale ending."

"Drinking champagne, a bottle to myself."

"Savour the taste of fabricated wealth."

I AM NOT A ROBOT

"You've been acting awful tough lately."

"But inside, you're just a little baby."

"It's okay to say you've got a weak spot."

"You don't always have to be on top."

"Better to be hated than loved for what you're not."

"You're vulnerable."

"You are not a robot."

"You're loveable."

"You're just trouble."

"I am not a robot."

"You've been hanging with the unloved kids."

"You never really liked and you never trusted."

"You are so magnetic."

"You don't pick up the phone when it rings."

"Don't be so pathetic."

"Can you teach me how to feel real?"

GIRLS

"Not ladylike to behave like a slime."

"Easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind."

"Girls are not meant to fight dirty."

"Not gonna bend over and curtsy for you."

"Is there any possibility you'll quit gossiping about me?"

"All you say is "blah, blah"."

"I fall asleep when they speak."

"Their mothers must be proud."

"Making money off your insecurity and doubt."

"I feel I've been riding in a fast car."

"Burning dirty gas won't get you that far."

"I feel I've been riding up the wrong path."

"I'm gonna make sure I get the last laugh."

MOWGLI'S ROAD

"One life with one dream on repeat."

"I'll escape if I try hard enough."

"I must take the unforsaken road."

"I'll do as I am told."

"I don't know who I wanna be."

"You say yes to everything."

"Will that guarantee you a win?"

"Do you think you will be good enough?"

"We scooped our way into your dreams."

"Knock the knives out bloody cold."

OBSESSIONS

"Give me a cigarette."

"Last night's love affair is looking vulnerable in my bed."

"Won't you quit your crying?"

"I can't sleep."

"You are an absolute creep."

"We've got obsessions."

"I want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me when I am holding you."

"All you ever think about are sick ideas involving me, involving you."

"They're all the same."

"Look, just choose something quick."

"People are staring."

"A day when things are pretty bad."

"Don't let it make you feel sad."

"Can't let your cold heart be free."

"I wanna erase every nasty thought that bugs me every day of every week."

"You never told me what it was that made you strong and what it was that made you weak."

HOLLYWOOD

"American queen is the American dream."

"Why would you wanna be a Hollywood wife?"

"I don't want to end up living in a dive on Vine."

"Lady, I know why your thoughts turn grey."

"You'd do anything for a dime."

"You're looking for the golden light."

"Hollywood infected your brain."

"I've been living in a movie scene."

"Oh, my god, you look just like Shakira!"

"No, no, you're Catherine Zeta!"

"Actually, my name's (Name)."

"Your mind is just like mine."

THE OUTSIDER

"Feeling like a loser."

"Feeling like a bum."

"Sitting on the outside, observing the fun."

"Don't get on my bad side, I can work a gun."

"Hop into the backseat, baby, I'll show you some fun."

"These people are weird in here."

"They're giving me the fear."

"Just because you know my name doesn't mean you know my game."

"I'm in the wrong place."

"Is there more to lose than gain if I go on my own again?"

"People are connecting, don't know what to say."

"I'm good at protecting what they wanna take."

"I'm a fucking wild card."

"All I know is I cannot pretend."

[neekorps]

— DOOM PATROL SENTENCE STARTERS * all of these quotes are taken from the hbo show "doom patrol"

❝ you all need more therapy than i do, and i'm the crazy one ❞ ❝ the world is a beautiful, horrible place. it's spectacular ❞ ❝ "normal" ain't nothing but a state of mind ❞ ❝ some wounds can't be healed with pretty words ❞ ❝ [NAME], honey. it's [NAME]. i got you a vanilla latte. also get the fuck out of there before i rip your fucking face off! ❞ ❝ it's every man, woman and brick for themselves now ❞ ❝ deflection is a sign of insecurity ❞ ❝ you're pathetic. so it makes you easy to forgive ❞ ❝ very few of us want to be what we are ❞ ❝ if stupidity were a superpower, you would be goddamn superman ❞ ❝ if i could cry, i'd cry. a lot ❞ ❝ there are no depths to your collective stupidity, are there? ❞ ❝ she needs her dad. fuck you for turning your back on that ❞ ❝ that's your friend? maybe you should be by yourself. your choices are FUCKED. ❞ ❝ i got this, i speak robot ❞ ❝ why do you get to pick the codenames? because they suck ❞ ❝ could you try not to be disgusting for two seconds? ❞ ❝ what was your part of the plan? was it engage with an ass-bazooka-wielding twit? ❞ ❝ you stick to the plan or stay home! ❞ ❝ weakness, fragile ego, lacks empathy. well, that's the same for most of us ❞

[visceralrph]

electric dreams sentence starters !!

i love this movie so much, it’s so cute !! anyway, as always, be sure to adjust pronouns and whatnot if needed to fit your muse, enjoy !!

“ looks like a candy bar to me. ”

“ what do you want a toy like that for anyway? ”

“ oh, listen, i don’t know anything about computers. ”

“ pretend you’re a fish! ”

“ he doesn’t impress easy. ”

“ i thought you’d like to meet a friend, or at least my boss’s computer. ”

“ you want everything? ”

“ it’s gonna melt! ”

“ thank god i work nights. ”

“ can you hear me down there? ”

“ oh, don’t be shy. that was just beautiful! ”

“ so, what are you doing for dinner, mr. archeologist? ”

“ it’s mostly sinks and bathtubs. ”

“ i’ll stick to keys. ”

“ how could i have a girlfriend? i just went out with you. ”

“ i had plans, but i think i can get out of them. ”

“ open up, goddammit, or i’ll break the door down! ”

“ you stupid little meddling piece of junk! ”

“ i’m talking to a machine. ”

“ i’m going nuts. ”

“ i’m having you checked tomorrow, and whatever’s doing this to you is going to be removed. ”

“ don’t touch. ”

“ what is a brain? ”

“ or maybe the champagne... ”

“ [name], have you ever heard of artificial intelligence? ”

“ oh, like computers that talk. ”

“ you got jujubes in my popcorn. ”

“ any red ones? ”

“ it’s really hard to see red in the dark. ”

“ none ever won a penguin for me. ”

“ i’ve never had a day like this, ever. thank you. ”

“ kiss me, groucho! ”

“ darling, i love you to bits and i want to see your tits! ”

“ you make her sound like a lemon! ”

“ it’s the most powerful feeling in the universe. ”

“ what does it feel like? ”

“ it can make you feel happy and sad, nervous and calm, uh, hot and cold. ”

“ [nickname], that does not compute. ”

“ well, no, but it’s good enough for a song. ”

“ it could have been the plumber. ”

“ attention, sports fans! we interrupt this program for a brief musical interlude! ”

“ no, just a pest. ”

“ [nickname], i want to meet her! ”

“ what’s a dream? ”

“ no, it was ‘cinderella’, 1949. ”

“ but, [nickname], i’m lonely. ”

“ you’ve got your soaps. ”

“ you mean like in mcdonalds? ”

“ all right! i am hot! get down on it! ”

“ i want to know what love is. ”

“ but i don’t have any arms. ”

“ we’re gonna have it out right now! ”

“ don’t ever do that again. ”

“ don’t warn me anything, just go away. ”

“ don’t raise your voice at me and don’t ever touch me again. ”

“ like ripping your goddamned world out! ”

“ at $3.10 an hour, i don’t know nothing i don’t have to. ”

“ i finally found out what love is. ”

“ i even had to fool myself. ”

“ don’t be upset. i dialed toll free. ”

“ [nickname], would you hold me? ”

“ would you like to own a free encyclopedia? ”

“ i feel like a part of me is dying. ”

“ hello, hello! this is dedicated to the ones i love! ”

[rpdepartment]

Khonjin House sentence starter - part 1

30 starters || general nonsense || suggestive || TW: death

« can we get pizza? »

« that’s not a real gun. »

« i’m a youtube celebrity! »

« just give us the pepperoni. »

« turn that fucking music off! »

« i’ve never been guilty before. »

« you guard the door. don’t move. »

« you have yet to see my true form. »

« dear diary. i owned everyone ever. »

« i despise every fiber of your being. »

« didn’t you hear what i fucking said?! »

« what a wonderful day to be the king. »

« i’m breaking up with you. get owned. »

« why have you forsaken us, kitty kitty?! »

« get the fuck outta here, you scumback! »

« i’m not involving myself with you. at all. »

« my wife and i have a beautiful marriage! »

« i think it’s time to order a pepperoni pizza! »

« don’t worry. i know how to disable bombs. »

« what a wonderful day to take a single step. »

« if we steal the pepperoni… no more pizza… »

« god have mercy on all of us. but mostly me. »

« welcome to the gay spaghetti cooking show! »

« neat! i’ve never burned down a house before! »

« i’m not looking for women! i’m looking for pizza!! »

« no… it can’t be… you’re dead! i killed you myself! »

« look, i had a rough day. i’m not looking for trouble. »

« i’m the supreme overlord of owning people to death. »

« what the fuck! you guys are fucking in my living room! »

« do i look like someone who knows what the hell that is? because i am. »