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• Emerson •25• they/them • actual goblin • currently hyperfixating on the Locked Tomb series... so sorry about that...

[clever-creature]

I should probably examine why all my favorite media is about death and gore and resurrection and coming back wrong and devotion and blood and desire. There's probably something too that, huh?

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[pojkflata]

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

aftercare for posting on ao3

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[annabelle--cane]

she's a hater. she hates god. she was having an affair with god's attack dog. she was having an affair with god's attack dog's bestie who timeshared in god's attack dog's body. she conspired with god's joy and god's patience to set up a joy/patience/god threesome in which she was not involved. neither of these god-related polycules were aware of each other. she's a sword. her name is awake and she was the sleeper. she fought space lancelot in hand to hand combat. she almost won. she possessed the dead body of her daughter's erstwhile crush. she named her daughter "bomb." god got her pregnant. god was not party to this.

[annabelle--cane]

she was even bi

[skeletal-fish]

i want this in here to maximally confuse people who have not read these books

[cobra-bubbles]

my life with ADHD

[mardu-mama]

This is very true and a great post.

But low key makes me think about how people with adhd have been raised their whole lives to value a day based on what they accomplished vs what they experienced

[thatgirlwithadhd]

I think your point is excellent. But also consider:

That list might say things like “Paint a picture. Go birdwatching. Finish that great novel I started reading. Call my grandma. Learn to bake a cake. Visit my sister. Play piano.”

For me at least, the good/fun things are harder without meds too. I can have the best intentions, but following through is hard.

[adhd-informative]

This addition is so important.

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[herrmit]

started reading harrow the ninth. here's a collage

edit: gideon edition

[clever-creature]

My obsession with fantasy clothing has gifted me with a very fun Closet Cosplay of `•°☆Thimble☆°•` from CR4!