paint me like one of your french fries

20|MX

[peeonwater-deactivated20200427]

Me: writes 5 pages of incoherent rambling

My profs: wig. B+…

[yes-im-only-5ft1]

you need to change your username... “yes i’m 5’1” and ALMOST 3/4”

That’s what my nurse told me today when she measured me. She said “5’1 aaaaaaand ALMOST ¾. You can call yourself 5’2 if you want”

[komaydah-deactivated20150731]

[curiosityistheleastofmyproblems]

2 Illustrations to denounce the crimes of the corset and how it cripples and restricts the bodily organs in women.

[tomlinsun]

[zim-kinnie]

Sjfskyekywky

[thecommonchick]

[agownofcoalandglowingflame]

Making fun of your internet friends like

[frawgs]

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

[salty-red-mage]

This. This right here. This is my exact level of narcissism.

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[everythingfox]

“A dog I knew in my last job“

(Source)

[tinaseh]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Mahmoud Darwish, from Almond Blossom & Beyond: Poems; “Happy, I Know Not Why,”

[everythingfox]

Little squeak 

(Source)

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

via @extramadness

[valtsv]

and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought

[asomdpoakdoakd-deactivated20180]

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

[ghostlyss]

[quiet-nymph]

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