[salty-red-mage]

what's with the ridiculous looking mustache? bro fell off hard. personally give a 2 or 3 out of 10.

I have had a mustache for four years so idk where you've been. Either way, SO brave behind anon.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

[marlynnofmany]

Yeah, isn’t that a cool picture? It’s the one someone showed me to point out what color the moon really is compared to the Earth! They both have the same amount of sunlight on them here.

The moon’s not white! It’s concrete-gray! It only looks so shiny when compared to the void of space!

I love learning things I didn’t expect to learn. Like when I learned that it’s called the “dark side” of the moon because it’s the side we don’t see, not because sunlight never hits it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

she's mooning us

[salty-red-mage]

“Impeachment is divisive, it could destroy the country!”

[salty-red-mage]

"If we prosecute everybody in the Epstein Files, the entire system will collapse."

[angel-advise]

person who assumes maleness as default and refuses to interrogate this: yeah this character has no gender, they're just a little Guy

[obesk]

[gaylor-moon]

[undeadentropy]

[osakanone]

[my-dailydreams]

[salty-red-mage]

Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party

[selenekallanwriter]

John Oliver gets it, as usual. AI Slop is one of the best episodes of Last Week Tonight I've seen so far. Gen AI is theft. Those who use it are not authors or artists, they're grifters profiting from real creatives.

[goldensunset]

[antimony-ore]

[salty-red-mage]

I was slutty Michael Myers for Halloween 🎃

[depsidase]

[astralbondpro]

Candyman (1992) // Dir. Bernard Rose

[alexcabotgf]

Your disbelief destroyed the faith of my congregation. Without them, I am nothing. So I was obliged to come. And now I must kill you.

CANDYMAN 1992 dir. Bernard Rose

[classichorrorblog]

Candyman (1992)

[peach-pot]

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

[snazzyscarf]

[secretgarden]

[pointnclick]

bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die