What does it need a title for John?

My name is Sherlock Holmes. I work as a consulting detective. That means that when the police are out of their depth, which is always, they call me. My colleague convinced me to make this blog. He says that I will receive more cases with it than with my website. We shall see about that. Contact me if you have any cases. Don't be boring. I can be contacted through this blog, through my website which will be linked, and at home. I live at 221B Baker Street, London. Be warned, I don't leave the flat for anything lower than a 7. John is making tea. Laterz.

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

Don't know why I have this blog any more tbh.

[stbartsxfinest-archive-blog]

||Alec||

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"And how are you so sure about that?"

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

Alec sat up and poised his hands over his eyes. “Because you walk around like this..” He rubbed his eyes a bit and suddenly fell over. “You bump into everything and look silly!” He giggled and rolled around. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Maybe I like looking silly."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"Mum is gonna laugh at you, silly Da. I guess we love you anyway."

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"She usually does but that's good to know."

[stbartsxfinest-archive-blog]

||You've Got a Text||

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"…I don’t have any."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"Do you want to go out and get one?" She asked softly. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Oh um… Okay. If you want."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"There’s a shop not far from here I think…faster than going to my flat…"

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Okay. I guess we can go out then."

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

||I Don't Fancy Her||          

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

[text] My brain only has so much room. -SH

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

[text] Use less room for tobacco ash and more for some slightly more important things. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

[text] Tobacco ash is very important information Molly. -SH

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

[text] Not as important as the people in your life. The ones you rely on.

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

[text] I don't rely on anyone. -SH

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

He stood up and grabbed her by the waist, leaning around to kiss her.

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"What I only get kisses when I act like I dont want them?" She mumbled against his mouth, one arm wrapped around him. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"I was just teasing." He mumbled back.

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"Mhm, mean." Molly grinned a little and pulled away, leaving only their hands linked.

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Right. Are we going then?"

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

He stood up and grabbed her by the waist, leaning around to kiss her.

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"What I only get kisses when I act like I dont want them?" She mumbled against his mouth, one arm wrapped around him. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"I was just teasing." He mumbled back.

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

||I Don't Fancy Her||          

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

[text] My brain only has so much room. -SH

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

[text] Use less room for tobacco ash and more for some slightly more important things. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

[text] Tobacco ash is very important information Molly. -SH

[stbartsxfinest-archive-blog]

||You've Got a Text||

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"…I don’t have any."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"Do you want to go out and get one?" She asked softly. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Oh um... Okay. If you want."

[stbartsxfinest-archive-blog]

||Alec||

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"And how are you so sure about that?"

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

Alec sat up and poised his hands over his eyes. “Because you walk around like this..” He rubbed his eyes a bit and suddenly fell over. “You bump into everything and look silly!” He giggled and rolled around. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Maybe I like looking silly."

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Maybe I won’t now. Since you didn’t care in the first place."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"Fine." Molly pushed back and lifted herself up off his lap, moving to grab her bag and coat. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

He stood up and grabbed her by the waist, leaning around to kiss her.

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

||I Don't Fancy Her||          

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

[text] Stop assuming that I know things Molly. -SH

[text] Social things that is. -SH

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

[text] You could know. You should know something by now. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

[text] My brain only has so much room. -SH

[stbartsxfinest-archive-blog]

||You've Got a Text||

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Whatever you like."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"I dont care really….just dont go off like that again."

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Okay… Suggest something? I don’t know what people do to… ‘Hang out’ as they say."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"Er, watch a film?" She offered, not knowing what else to really do with him. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"...I don't have any."

[stbartsxfinest-archive-blog]

||Alec||

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Maybe I like it long."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"You silly Da. Too long makes eyes itchy and then you cant see!"

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Maybe I like that. It makes me look more mysterious. Mummy likes it when I look mysterious."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"Mummy is gonna think you are a silly man when your eyes are itchy, Da." Alec giggled and tugged at it some more. 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"And how are you so sure about that?"

[stbartsxfinest-archive-blog]

||Alec||

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Maybe I like it long."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"You silly Da. Too long makes eyes itchy and then you cant see!"

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Maybe I like that. It makes me look more mysterious. Mummy likes it when I look mysterious."

[stbartsxfinest-archive-blog]

||You've Got a Text||

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Whatever you like."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"I dont care really….just dont go off like that again."

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Okay... Suggest something? I don't know what people do to... 'Hang out' as they say."

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

||I Don't Fancy Her||          

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

  [text] How am I lying ? -SH

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

[text] You know. I should go. -M

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

[text] Stop assuming that I know things Molly. -SH [text] Social things that is. -SH

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"I figured you’d want something a little more… Awakening."

[stbartsxfinest-deactivated20161]

"Awakening? Enlighten me then." 

[cleverdetectivewithadeathfrisbee]

"Maybe I won't now. Since you didn't care in the first place."